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A Kendy Story Chapter 1
AHH.It sucks. D:But I like the beginning :DI PROMISE, later chapters will be much better [:Can u figure out who Kenny's girl is? ;DChapter One: Marjorine's ListKenny McCormick reached into the plastic jar and grabbed a handful of coins. He had no idea how much their value was or what they said on them. They were old, rusted Romanian ones he had been keeping since he was eight. The blonde had often
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Babe its called reality Chapter 4
(I love all the reviews Im getting! It makes me smile. I hope yall have a good 4th and I hope you enjoy this chapter.R&R)AY he shouted.I looked up at the boy and cringed. It was the fatass. He had short brown hair and glaring brown eyes. He was wearing a black shirt with a picture of Hitler on it and dark baggy jeans. You would think the teachers would make you change if you came into school w
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Repo The Genetic Opera Style Style Chapter 4
I am on a roll today! I wrote TWO more chapters of this story and a third is on the way! I'm sooo happy!So, without further ado, here's the next chapter.Oh, and would a REVIEW once in a while kill anyone!? I like the warm, bubbley feeling I get from a comment or two just as much as you do! TwT"Legal Assassin"GERALD sits in his room, staring at a picture of his wife. Ghostly whispers fill the air w
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 17
OMGSH! It's Chapter 17! YAY! I'm really getting into this again lol it's becoming so fun again! Anyway, it's the longest chapter yet, and I ALMOST have 50 reviews! Just two more! WHOOT! And then I'm halfway to 100!!! Hope you enjoy reading this chapter, it's got a few OCs, but they should be interesting, I hope.DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the cars mentioned in this story.The Honda Civic came t
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Why Are You Wearing a Scarf Chapter 1
Mana here. This is based on something I wrote for my creative writing class. But in the original story it took place in 1920, and instead of Stan it was a young girl and instead of his grandpa it was a random World War I veteran. I was meaning for the story to be in the style of a German fairytale or proverb type of thing. The original sounds more like it though. This story takes place in 2003, k?
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Escape to the Mountain Town an OC story Chapter 1
INTRODUCTION:Heey :D Kaay, so theree have been SO many OC stories on , so I wanted to make onee too :D SEND IN YOUR OC'S :DName:Age:Gender:Race:Eye Colour:Hair Colour:Outfit:Personality:History (family, life):Hangs out with:Likes:Enimies:Humour Style:Other:Btw: For crush, I will probably put you with him/her (remember, first come, first servee :D), but if youu writee Kenny or Butters (OUR GUYS), o
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Babe its called reality Chapter 5
(Oh my god reading all your reviews showed me the real reason Im writing this story. I LOVE YOU GUYS! Oh and thank you for a very cool suggestion, I will defiantly use it. R&R)-Ambers POV-I was once again happily sleeping but this time I didnt feel as nervous about waking up and starting a new day at school. I felt perfectly fine. Fine until I heard Frank blasting that fucking blow horn again.
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Revenge Au Trois Chapter 1
Revenge qu TrisPleasedont judge this story by its crappy title, okay? It is betterthan it soundsum, hopefully.Idont own South Park, or any of the dialogue that I borrowedfrom the Pre-School episode. The rest, however, is all mine.Chapter1Flameslicked the bright blue sky above the small mountain town of SouthPark. The townspeople watched as another jet of water was aimed atthe inferno, but privatel
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 18
Chapter 18 is here! I realize that this story may have become less interesting since Kyle got possessed, but oh well, he'll come back eventually, don't you worry :) As for this chapter, well... you gotta read it lol! Anyway, I won't talk forever like I usually do. Hope you like this chapter, I think it's kinda boring but it'll get better, I promise! And for those wondering-- the sixth graders are
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Emotionless Chapter 1
AN: this is a songfic to Emotionless - Good Charlotte. Its based around Kenny McCormick and how his papa left him. :((disclaimer: i do not own South Park or KennyHey Dad,I just wanted to write, you know. And I know that there is a bunch of my letters in the dump that youve thrown away. But please, I dont want to say how much I hate you. I just wanted to ask you something. Its been puzzling for yea
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Let It Stop Chapter 1
My first ever SouthPark fic. Please review, feel free to tell me if it sucks: If itdoes, I myself won't notice. Also, if it rocks, feel free to tell me,and I will feel really good and will probably write more. NO PAIRINGS(eww!). Not even Stan and Wendy. NONE. Okay?Songfic: "Why"by Amanda Perez.Many days I done criedmyself to sleepMany days I done askedGod to take meCuz I knew I was goin'down the w
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Babe its called reality Chapter 6
(Wow, Im writing this really late at night. BUT OH WELL! Thank you for the wonderful reviews, I appreciate it. For people who are going to send in applications now, after reading this chapter, read the note I wrote. Thanks! R&R) (NOTE: This is the continunce after Amber fainted.)-Flash Back-I sat in my kitchen reading some stupid story I had to for school. I would rather be outside on the beac
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Revenge Au Trois Chapter 2
Revenge qu TrisSorryfor the long wait, but finally, heres chapter 2Chapter2StanMarsh stepped out into the bright sunshine and ran a hand through hisnewly cropped hair. It was only a haircut, and yet he felt sodifferent. Not like himself anymore. But then, he had been feelinglike that for a while now.Ohhoney, you look gorgeous! His fiance, Wendy Testaburger, threwher arms around his neck and kisse
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The War of South Park Elementary Chapter 19
Hey, Mandy here. I know my last chapter wasn't all that great, and personally neither is this one, but the action is coming up, just to let you all know. This is the prelude to the war, so keep reading! And please review, I'd love some more feedback :) Here's Chapter 19:Joseph Roan had seen more than any memory should allow. Hed been through historical wars and times of peril, acting as human as p
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Emery Leaves Chapter 1
Author's note
Wohho, second story! Just finished 'Falling from grace' yesterday, that toke forever to write.
Anyway, Hope you like this new one.. little deppressing and sad.. but Review please and let me know what you think!
I could smell it.. Burning smoke all around me. Why didnt I wake up?
I could feel the heat rising, but I tossed and turned in my bed still asleep, Why didn
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Babe its called reality Chapter 7
(WOW. I got amazing suggestions for this chapter! I give credit to Kootie Bomb for a scene idea and Especially Kenny for the whole chapter suggestion. YOU GUYS ROCK! R&R)-Ambers POV-I sat in the cafeteria with the girls and Craigs gang when I realized something. We were missing Lulu.Hey wheres Lulu? Kaysha asked as if she was reading my mind.There. Rinny said pointing at Lulu and Kenny enterin
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Revenge Au Trois Chapter 3
Revenge pu TrisAbig thanks to all readers/reviewers, keep going, this is where thingsstart getting interestingIdont own South Park.Chapter3Heyguys, lets get another round, Kenny said. He downed the last ofhis beer and looked at them expectantly.Dude,slow down, Kyle said. Thats like your fifth beer already,and weve only been here an hour!Ohcome on, its Stannys stag night! Kenny cried, playfullyruff
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I Put A Spell On You Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I own nothing related to South Park.Note: My cousin took a whack at writing the other day during his stay at my house and wrote part of this (I edited that part a bit since he had a some mistakes) and asked me to finish it up and post it on here. Strangely, we kind of write the same...which completely scares me. Anyways, please review and tell us what you think.PS: The SP boys may seem
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The Closeted Mans Guide to Goodies Chapter 1
Hello dearies and darlings, missed me? Heh, perhaps not, but I've sure missed you!This is the result of the request given to me by Gecko Osco (the winner of my little contest), a lovely lady who challenged my wits by giving me five objects/words/sentences to use in a get-together-story with Stan and Kyle.The words were dishtowel, Kenny, nosebleeds, nerdy glasses and "I learned something today..."Y
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Mission For The UnLoving Chapter 2
GUYS!I HAVE MOVED TO A NEW ACCOUNT:h t t p:// w w w f a n f i c t i on.n e t/~ p o i n t o f p a s s i o njust remove the spaces: ALL SOUTH PARK FICS WILL BE UPLOADED ONTO THIS ACCOUNT.SO PLEASE RE-REVIEW ON THERE, AND I WILL BE ETERNALY GRATEFUL (and will learn to SPELL XD) I SHALL BE UPDATING K2, 'TOPHLOVSKI AND VARIOUS OTHER FICS UP ONTO THIS ACCOUNT SO ALL THE OTHERS ON HERE SHALL BE DELETED A
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Babe its called reality Chapter 8
(Hey guys and girls. I still love all the reviews Im getting. Thanks to Especially Kenny for giving me another idea. Make sure you check out the story called All Down Hill From Here by Doomed-Orange-Parka, whose OC is Lucky Day. Its an amazing story. CHECK IT OUT! R&R)-Tweeks POV-Wow. My life pretty much sucks right now. Not only am I still jittery and my wrist broken because I slipped (ACK! H
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Revenge Au Trois Chapter 4
Revenge pu TrisThankyou for all reviews so far, especially Guardian Angel I find yourreviews really helpful, glad youre enjoying the fic!RIPMichael Jackson cant believe it.Chapter4StanMarsh lifted his head and rubbed his eyes tiredly. His head wasbanging to the beat of a throbbing headache. He took a few gulpsfrom a bottle of water and finally chanced a look in the mirror. Hispale, sickly face c
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Never Die Chapter 1
Never DieChapter One: Im Just The Trouble That You NeedBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Okay, so YET another new story, and this one really annoys me because it was five pages of perfection until my hard drive crashed. Originally this was called Every Sinner Has a Future, but it seemed like a long, unflowy title. I really cant think of anything better right now. Plus its definitely going to be considerably
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Fake Hipsters Chapter 1
You know, generally I would spend another year stressing about this story before posting it, because I've only got seven chapters and lord knows I don't need another incomplete story on my hands. But, hey, I'm bored.This is an attempt at writing short chapters, by the way.It was going to be the warmest Christmas break in his memory, but Stan was still pissed. His flight to Denver was only delayed
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Falling In Love At A Coffee Shop Chapter 1
AN:
I do not own South Park; Craig or Tweek.
I just own the idea and the feelings put into it.
oh and this story 8D.Song: Falling In Love At A Coffee Shop
Landon Pigg.Falling In Love At A Coffee ShopCraig let his shoes tred into the snow as he stepped out of his house, straightening his jacket and sorting his fringe out that hung from his hat and into his eyes. He looked around
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Lost Chapter 1
A Note From Ben: Greetings. I know, I know. I've got, like, a billion jillion trillion thousand hundred stories started that I don't update. I don't need anyone to point that one out, and nobody feels more badly about all of that than I do. This one is a bit different, however. This one is...special. It's always been special, and by far my absolute favorite story out of anything I've concocted thu
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Babe its called reality Chapter 9
(Thank you for all the reviews and messages youre all sending me, it makes my day! This chapter is mainly about Lucy and what her posse does on a typical boring Saturday. Enjoy :D)-WARNING: This chapter includes sexual themes (but no sexing is happening so dont freak.)-Ambers POV-I slowly opened my eyes as i sat up and looked at the clock. It read 1:23 pm. WAIT WHAT.OH NO, SCHOOL. I said jumping o
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Revenge Au Trois Chapter 5
Revenge Au TroisAh,chapter 5. I cant believe its chapter 5 already! Cheers toeveryone whos read/reviewed so far. This chapter is mainly filler, but itll pick up again after that. Trent and Christophes mystery partner is also revealed in thisone (and no, it isnt Butters XD), so keep reading!Idont own nothin.Chapter5Stan,wake up.Thevoice was distant, but Stan knew it well. He tried to lift his head,
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Never Die Chapter 2
Never DieChapter Two: Hair Done Up, Black Holes Painted On Your EyesBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Thanks for all your reviews on the first chapter. I was astounded. Alright, so this chapter is much more boring. It focuses mostly on Stan. Dont worry. Its short. Were going back to Kenny and Kyle and more interesting happenings in the next one. However, if you dont like Stan much, I warn you now that he fe
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Fake Hipsters Chapter 2
Hi there. I'm so sorry I've now got three active unfinished stories. That's not very responsible, is it? Thank you for reading, though. I appreciate it! I am looking forward to a fic-filled summer.There was something calm and non-threatening about Butters backyard it wasnt the largest in South Park, and yet it was hardly the smallest. There was certainly enough room for four men to stand 10 feet
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Babe its called reality Chapter 10
(Ok everyone; here is chapter 10 of the story. I nearly crapped myself to see I had over 70 reviews for only 9 chapters. THANK YOU EVERYONE, I LOVE YOU ALL. Oh and this chapter you will be introduced to a new OC. Yay. R&R)NOTE: I do not own South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone do (theyre freaking amazing). Co-writer is now officially Especially Kenny. -Ambers POV-After sleeping nearly the wh
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Revenge Au Trois Chapter 6
RevengepuTrisManythanks for the reviews and the happy birthdays they are muchappreciated!Asfor this chapter, sorry Wendy-haters, but shes going to be playinga bigger role from here on in.Ifyou get chance, you must read My Brothers Keeper, by Sifl Senpai. Its very confusing, but its hilarious, and it deserves a read right after youve read this, obviously ; ) Okay, long authornotes overIdont own t
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Never Die Chapter 3
Never DieChapter Three: Ive Gotta Feel You In My Bones AgainBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: I dont know why this story gets updated slower than the rest of them. Probably because its going to take a few chapters to really get into the main plot, and also I think its more difficult to write in third- which I find highly amusing, with at least forty six original stories over at fictionpress written in third
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Fake Hipsters Chapter 3
Are you enjoying this story so far? I sure hope so. Let's not waste time, shall we? Presenting chapter three, in which there is a party:One hour after the first guest (Clyde, like it mattered) arrived, Stan was well on his way to his ultimate goal of being massively fucked-up. All hed been drinking was beer, but it wasnt very good beer. He liked Goose Island; he missed the way drinking designer be
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Pictures of You Chapter 1
Pictures of YouThere were several reasons why Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski were not the most friendly of people toward each other. Just like why Wendy Testaburger and Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman were definately not friendly toward each other. Mostly because they all had one thing that the other didn't. Eric had attitude, Kyle had a polite manner (only rude when needing to be). Wendy had S
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Babe its called reality Chapter 11
(Hey. Sorry I couldnt update this sooner, I had some technical issues. But its all good now so Im able to update. Thanks again for the wonderful reviews! Oh and Im also going to write another story in the south park category, if you want more info about it, PM me. R&R)Disclaimer: I dont own South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone do. -Ambers POV-I woke up this morning feeling sore. Last night a
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Revenge Au Trois Chapter 7
Revenge qu TrisManythanks for your reviews, I hope youre enjoying the fic andthere arent too many gaping plotholesArethere any other fanfic writers on Twitter? I am, although dontworry, Im not advertising for friends or anything Idont own South Park the very sexy Matt and Trey do. Yes, I sowould.Chapter7Stanpushed the last of the rope off his ankles and stood up. Hestretched his legs to get the
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Never Die Chapter 4
Never DieChapter Four: While Runnin From The RainBy: Jondy MacmillanKyle lead Stan into the cafeteria, proud, like hed discovered the best new thing ever. Which he kind of had. Kyle Broflovski wasnt exactly a trend setter. Times when he knew something before anyone else were few and far between. Kenny would be amazed.Except Kenny wasnt at lunch.Kyle frowned, sliding into his usual seat across from
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Fake Hipsters Chapter 4
Stan immediately knew two things upon waking in the morning: He was not in his own bed, and he was ill. It was the kind of disorienting wake-up where Stan thought he was in one place, and quickly learned he was actually somewhere else entirely. He thought he was in his comfortable full-size bed back at school, which was actually only a mattress on the floor of a room in a house he shared with thre
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Babe its called reality Chapter 12
(FINALLY! I can now write the chapter. Ive been so busy lately. Sorry that I had to leave you guys in a cliffhanger :D haha. Anyway, heres chapter 12! R&R)NOTE: This is the continuance of Chapter 11, so its still in Tweeks POV.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone do!I began to lean in, are lips about a centimeter apart, so close till the kiss; Until Craig came runnin
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Revenge Au Trois Chapter 8
Revenge qu TrisSohere we are, chapter 8. Damn, this is one of the longest storiesIve ever written.Thischapter only features Our Boys more Trent/Christophe andGregory/Wendy action to come later!Idont own South Park just Matt Stone (kidding!)props toAngelic Guardian!Chapter8Stan,Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Butters kept running, Stan leading the way. Instinctively, he turned and ran down a street that
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Never Die Chapter 5
Never DieChapter Five: Ill Be Back When The World Stops TurninBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Guys! This isnt for sure going to be style! Dont make your judgments yet. Because I have no idea what the end result could be. Its k/s/k, including the dreaded Stan/Kenny (dreaded for me. Im not a fan). It will not end in Stan/Kenny, but it will exist. But as to whether the end is style or k squared, Im clueless.
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