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The Story With No Plot Chapter 35
Author'sNote: The secondsegment of this chapter is from Kimberly's POV because I felt someCartman bashing from her was needed.TheStory With No PlotChapter 35ByJVM, and MuttAgainI couldn't recall any of this until years later. Apologies forinnacuracies...---Iwas drunk again and still with Wendy, "What now?""Idon't know what'd you want to do?" Wendy asked"Whateveryou wanna do, Wendy.""...you'reway d
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All About STYLE Chapter 2
All about STYLE part2"Stan I can explain!" Kyle shot up in panic,worried if their friendship was over. Whilst Rachel and Madie satquietly, not wanting to get involved.
"Listen, i think weshould talk Kyle." Stan said to him, he wanted to knoweverything.
Kyle looked at the floor and walked with Stan to thepark, Leaving Rachel and Madie on the school steps.
They sat downnear a tree and
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 12
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeePrologueSummary: Kyle ispersistent.-.-At WorkV-.-Stan, please, Ijust need to talk to you, Kyle says, following me back to thecounter. I sigh loudly and look him right in the eye.Im on the job,Broflovski. Order something, or leave me alone.Stan, damnit, justtalk to me!Cant. Rules,and stuff. Are you going to order something or not?Theres no onehere!Thats not thepoint!
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7 Days Till Due Chapter 2
Class. the substitute teacher called, gathering attention. Todays assignment will give you need for partners, so can everybody get that over with?The room bustled as students walked around scooting desks and switching spots. Kenny sat browsing potential partners. Stan and Kyle, of course, were side by side. They were out. Cartman caught his attention, trying to wave him over. Kenny was quick to fl
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 3
The boys didnt have a lot ofknowledge about Kevin McCormick. They knew only what Kenny felt likesharing. That hed moved out at eighteen into a small, green houseon the other side of town. That he made a living milking cows anddelivering mail. Everything else was up for speculation. And in SouthPark, a town that had a fairly small and close-knit population (yetinexplicably had a lesbian bar), specu
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 36
Author'sNote: This is thedebut of my OC pride-and-joy. My Anti-Sue. The one who balances outJohn.TheStory With No PlotChapter 36ByJVM, and PixiDreads"Youson of a bitch!" I called angirly."That'sno way to treat your dear old cousin." replied a boy my age. Hewore red sunglasses and had poofy gray-black hair - dyed, of course.His eyes were brown and angry, as if staring into one's soul. He worea blac
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All About STYLE Chapter 3
It was night time untilStan broke the silence between the pair of them."Oook where so istart?" Stan asked, scratching the back of his neck."Well Stan listenim really sorry for the way i reacted, i never meant to run off likethat." Kyletwiddled his thumbs."Hey its ok, butwhere did you go?""Down by starkspond by a tree.""Dammit why didn'tI think to look there?!" Stan shouted, slapping his headforcef
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 13
Perchance to DreamPerchanceto DreamDisclaimer: Seeprologue.Summary: Kyle triesanother idea.-.-AtSchool IV-.-Im starting tothink that Kyle has a death wish. Either that or hes completelylost his Jew-mind. I say this because, for the past two weeks, eversince our dust-up in the alley, Jewboy has been leaving me presents. Gifts, cards, and whatnot. Left in my locker, with no doubt as towho gave them.
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7 Days Till Due Chapter 3
Rather than snow, it was his voice floating down from the sky. The words were hushed and couldnt be made out into sense, but it was his voice all the same. He was buried in a burning sensation. But how could he realize what was happening, if he didnt remember it when he woke up.----------Kenny was awoken violently as Butters tripped over him.O-oh! Im sorry Kenny! I forgot you were spendin some tim
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 4
Stephenand Linda Stotch were a united front of terror, waiting by the frontdoor when Butters stepped into the house. He almost ran directly intothem and he flicked his eyes up from the floor to pass over theirangry faces briefly. He couldnt stare them down, however, and heended up looking at his feet again. It was almost seven and it wasalready dark out. Hed supposedly signed out from his communit
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The Day i went to South Park Chapter 1
The Day I Took a Trip to South Park.When i went to south park,I had black hair.I woreA purple hood wasn't onand i wore black pants.So i walked around for a few.Then i ran into the infamous,Kyle,Stan,Cartman and Kenny.I chatted with them for about 2 minutes.Then i went to the mall withWendy Testaburger and Bebe StevensWe bought about 4 they asked me to joinThey're group. "Smart and Sexy" .I said i
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Call Me Crazy Chapter 1
Rating may change. Warnings; Cross dressing and bad writing skillz.I don't own South Park or She's the Man.I should probably be updating 'Welcome to Insanity', but I kindaa got bored with the whole, OC-moves-into-SP-what-will-happen?!? plot. Soo yeaah. This is my laaame attempt at bein' original. Oh, and i can use your OC's pllzz?And it all started with the death of a boy named Eric Cartman.Is tha
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 14
Perchance to DreamPerchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeePrologueSummary: Stannehsgoin to Kahls house.-.-ElsewhereII-.-After school, I headhome, with Kyles latest gift hanging over my shoulder. Gregkindly gave me the day off, which I was notified of by a note for meat the office after lunch. Apparently somebody died or something. Oh well. Just gives mesix hours to make sure Im ready forthis.Ive had all d
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 5
First (and hopefullylast) A/N: I know there are quite a few people who are keeping watchon this story. Thanks guys, hope this hasnt been a disappointingread so far. I realize my writing is a little bit light hearted anddialogue-y so its probably not everyones forte. Also specialthanks to Tikal Tyrant for taking the time to review each chapter.Its appreciated, really.BB34*Butters return toschool ca
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Elizabeth moves to South Park Chapter 1
Authors note: i know ishould be making another chapter for my other fic, but i feel likemaking another OC fic. so.. ENJOY! and submit your OC!Name: Elizabeth "Lizzy"sanders.Age: 15 (their all 15in this Fic)Gender: FemaleLooks(hair, clothes,eye color, skin color, ect): hair: long brown and curly, Clothes:long-sleeved blue shirt with the words "pop princess"written across the front, short white skir
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Call Me Crazy Chapter 2
------------------------------xThose who are dead, are not dead; they`re just living in my head.------------------------------xHey new kid! sneered a greasy haired boy. Ew. I felt like squirting him with a hose or something. He could try bathing. Its actually very nice when you get used to it. Ill show you around, if you know what I mean.Is every boy in this school horny and gay? Jesus.With my sui
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 15
Perchance to DreamPerchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeePrologue.Summary: Stanfinally gets a chance to bitch out Kahl.-.-AtSchool V-.-Monday simply couldntcome soon enough. In fact, it took so long arriving that I stuck apolo shirt on a coat rack, pretended it was Kyle, and ranted at that. Nine times. I had to have a cigarette after every time, but on theupside, I have the delivery down pat, if I can ge
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My hate of pillar of winter Chapter 1
All rights go to South Park.Pillar of Winter was getting ready for everyone to come to his New Year's Eve party. He invited everyone, including Nine Tailed Fox. The reason he invited Nine Tailed Fox, was that he was in deep love with him. He would talk to Kyle as soon as he arrived. When the guest arrived, there still was no sight of NTF. Craig walked up to POW."Don't worry, Pillar of Winter. Kyle
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 6
A/N: I feel like Kennys personality is more speculated upon than actually known in the fanfiction world, and this is no exception. Ive been trying to avoid the fandom versions of each character, you know, where Stan is super emo, Kyle is really smart and kind of femme, Butters is completely childish and nave but angelic and Kenny is a huge, angst-ridden slut. I try to watch an episode before writi
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Elizabeth moves to South Park Chapter 2
A/n: I was happy when iwoke up this morning and saw so many great reviews! Heres chapter 2!__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________"ELIZABETH! time toget up!" i heard my mom yell. i wobbled over to my closet andgot on the warmest thing i could find-a long-sleeve
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Call Me Crazy Chapter 3
disclaimer; me no own South Park. You no sue.-----------------------------xWho would you date?Mr. Vermillion or Mr. Attractive?------------------------------xYou have one new voicemail. Pause. Voicemail received today, at 2:35.AVERY! A sob came from the recording on my cell phone. I took it away from my ear in surprise, but despite that, I could still hear the high-pitched squeal on the other line
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 16
Perchance to DreamDisclaimer: See prologue.Summary: Stan makes a decision.-.-At School VI-.-Theres a lot of ways to describe being kissed. The emotions typically range from elation, to bliss, to tear-inducing happiness. But I dont think a kiss has ever been described as laugh-inducing. This, of course, means that Im trailblazing, because as soon as Kyle pulls his lips off mine, the only thing I ca
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Imaginationland TVG2 Real World Chapter 1
Imaginationland TVG2: Real World From South Park Fanon WikiaThe sequel to the fanfic Imaginationland the Video Game. Not only do you play as Butters, but also as Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and even some imaginary and real characters!Butters defeats a terrorist in memory of his favorite pop star Michael Jackson. He was so excited after his adventures in Imaginationland. Little did he know, December
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 7
A/N: Can you guess which scene I blatantly ripped off The Virgin Suicides? Come on, it was a required viewing in the tenth grade. I dont think Butters is as innocent as people think he is. In the show he knows more about sex and relationships than Cartman does but people dont write Cartman as a naive, innocent person in the fanfics, do they? Then again, hes pure evil...This chapter mostly takes pl
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Elizabeth moves to South Park Chapter 3
A/N: i came up withthis idea trying to get to sleep last night. it took me a while, sofor once im kinda glad i have insomina =D well, i had started writingthis chapter in my head last night, so i guess you could say thischapter is a little more "planned." just read the dangstory.________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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Call Me Crazy Chapter 4
------------------------------xeveryone knows im in over my head.------------------------------xDate? I questioned. I wasnt sure what I had in mind. When people dated back home, they usually got aids or something. I hate to tell you boys, but I dont want aids.Just so the guys wont know youre taken, Stan explained to me, probably noting my confused look. And wont hit on you.What you can also say is
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 17
Perchance to DreamPerchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeePrologueSummary: Theaftermath is revealed.-.-AtSchool VII-.-To say walkinginto school the next day was like smack-dab into a brick wall ofsilence would be a little misleading. Because it wasnt a silentsort of silent, it was more of a hushed-whispers-only sort ofsilence. The kind that creates a sort of buzz that makes you thinksomethings wrong with
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Side Effects Include Chapter 1
A/N: xposted from devART.You are Christophe. He is Gregory.--He presses his lips carefully, almost reverently, to your skin, on a scar that preserves the path once traveled by a knife. It is a thin line up your chest, curving over shoulder, stopping sharply over the bone it once exposed. He traces it with his fingers, which are smooth, free of the thick calluses that mark your own. His lips follow
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 8
A/N: For the record, I love PhilCollins. Genesis was playing in my city once a couple years ago buttickets were going for thousands. Insane. Also Im pretty sureButters shampoo is Herbal Essences, Hello Hydration. The gameKenny is playing is Dementium: The Ward. Seems like a cool game, fromwhat Ive played of it.-BB34*Oh, I dont know, Sharon...Sheila Broflovski was fretting over her son, who was imp
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Elizabeth moves to South Park Chapter 4
A/N: YAYYYY ANOTHERCHAPTER! ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________I need a Boyfriend. I usedto have one back in califorina, but i dumped him when i saw himkissing another girl. not only did i break up with him, i broke hisnose. and his arm. and i gave him a black eye
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Confessions Of An Eight Year Old Outcast Chapter 1
Confession'sOf An Eight Year Old OutcastHi, if you have read the story RichWitch an Oc story then you might know me (I'm the one whopunched Luci), but if you haven't read that story, then Hi, I'm BeccaKim Mason. I'm eight years old & I've just moved to a town calledSouth Park & yet again, I'm the outcast girl who hangs out withthe boys. So the Story begins in Africa.Disclaimer: I do notown
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 18
Perchance to DreamPerchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeePrologueSummary: What effectdoes life not sucking quite so much have on Stans work?-.-At WorkVI-.-Whats gotyou so happy? Greg asks as I walk into Jumpin Java, apparentlywith a visible spring in my step. At least Im not whistling ajaunty tune. Hed probably think Im high.Oh, nothing, Ireply, calming down as I walk over to the counter. I just ruinedmy
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A Little Bit Spontaneous Chapter 1
Stan and Kyle sat in the Broflovskis living room, playing a board game idly, bored out of their minds.So when are your parents and Ike coming home? Stan inquired, shifting positions. Kyle shrugged.I dont know. Theyll be out for a while if you ask me. Have you seen fatass around anywhere?No, hes out with Kenny and Butters again. Probably doing something stupid, Stan said without much thought.Stan f
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 9
Kyle was generally an early riser,at least by teenager standards. Only a little after nine, the redheadhad dressed and emerged from his tent, yawning and stepping into themorning air. It was rather chilly out and he decided to get a firegoing to try and stave it off. Wandering down to the fire pit theydused last night while rubbing his arms in an attempt to warm up, Kylecleared out the old, charre
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Elizabeth moves to South Park Chapter 5
A/N: Finally i have thetime to update. not much to say. enjoy the chapter!_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________I knew i was in fora rough day when i woke up with a snake on my bed. i screamed andfell off the edge. i heard snickering from the hallway. when iturne
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Confessions Of An Eight Year Old Outcast Chapter 2
I DON'T OWN SOUTHPARK!Chapter 2: First Dayof School.I got up & got ready.I went to put my eyeliner on but stopped.No, this time I'll benormal. I thought.So, I got out so normaljeans & a pink top out from the back of the wardrobe. (Noteverything is ready, but I put my stuff in the wardrobe last night) Istared at it until my mom shouted."Hurry up Becca oryou'll be late for school.""No" I sai
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 19
Perchance to DreamPerchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeePrologueSummary: Kylesfall, and Stans rise, continues.-.-AtSchool VIII-.-For the first timesince I was a freshman, Ive looked forward to attending schoollately. Cartman hasnt found a freshman replacement for Kyle yet,so Ive spend the last two weeks eating at the jocks tables atlunch. Theyve even stayed at Jumpin Java in groups untilclosing, which h
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Just When You Think You Have It Made Chapter 1
WARNING: Launguage,Yaoi and all that other shit you love XDD NO ONE IN THIS STORY ISREAL, OBVIOUSLY, AND THE CHARACTERS DON'T BELONG TO ME...DUH XDDDThis takes place 6/7 years in the future when everyone is 15/16 soits safe to say they're sophmores...however you spell it XDDEnjoy..and shit XDD__________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 10
A/N:To Little Loki: Im flattered youthink this should be a manga for DA. If anyone wants to draw it, theytotally can haha. Its not that I cant draw its just... Ivetried to make comics in the past and I find it so frustrating andlame after like two pages. Srz gaiz. But I am drawing a semiBunny picture, if anyone wants to have a look at it (and possibly alaugh). Im not finished it yet but the link f
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I Didnt Do It Chapter 1
Craigs:POVWhyam I not surprised to see you? Officer Giles asked walking intothe interrogation room.Illtell you why, its because youre a little hooligan who gets introuble with the law every second of every day, He yelled slammedhis pudgy fist onto the table causing the book that was on it tofloat up slightly.Whyis it whenever something goes wrong you always blame me? I askedin a bored tone.Because
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A Bet We Cant Lose Chapter 1
A Bet We Can't LoseChapter One30 dollars! That's as high as I'm going.No way, dude. I have to have at least 50 for this crap.Okay, you get your 50 then, you stupid Jew... And there goes Cartman again making fun of Kyle's religion. It was no wonder Kyle always felt so angry and tensed up at the thought of Cartman.Finally... Kyle exasperated after fifteen minutes of arguing.I asked, Does that mean w
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 20
Perchanceto Dream-.-Disclaimer: SeePrologueSummary: Blowback:the unintended consequences of an action that harm the perpetrator ofthe action.-.-ElsewhereIII-.-Youre being adick, Wendy says, slamming her hands down on the counter atJumpin Java and instantly bringing an eerie quiet to the place.Excuse me? Iask, startled. What brought this on?You heard me,she answers, somewhat quieter, leaning over t
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