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South Park 30 Years The Series Chapter 13
Before I begin this episodeThis is a continuation of a story called Wendys secret by iseealivepeopleIm sorry said author if you find it a bit harsh but Im only speaking my mind to the story. i mean just leaving it at that with a cliffanger?I am also not insulting the FrenchSo here is Stans secretmovie theatrePherronce et Tillipe: a French movieSay tillipe, I think I moost fartoh ya zink zo pherron
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 10
Author'sNote: THE NEW EPISODEWAS AWESOME... and Kevin is basically John without the perversion.Seriously, I sound JUST LIKE KEVIN. And I love(d) Star Wars XD Enjoy.R&RTheStory With No PlotChapter10ByJVMIvyand Bridon were talking all Lunch period. The entire period. JesusChrist... apparently Ivy had decided to still come to Lunch, sawBridon alone and thought he was sad, too and was going to tal
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 28
This interlude is nowhere near the middle of the story (see end chapter notes), but I figured I might as well do it now before its too late. Its really short, but its only an interlude after all. The purpose was to give some insight, but otherwise there are no major plot points revealed (we're near the end anyway, why introduce new plot points?). Also note the different narrative and time frame.En
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Dreams of Popcorn flavored lips Chapter 1
disclaimer: I own nothing, happy? *cries*first time writting for south park whoho!warnings: not so one sided slash between our favorite rivals Kyle and Cartmanthe italics are actually one of Catrman's dreams~Dreams of popcorn flavored lips~The snow is really bright tonight I whispered The Jew was talking with Clyde about their tutoring session later that day. Butters wouldnt shut up about his part
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South Park X Chapter 15
StanStanWellStan, I just think you should take it off Wendy and I haddecided to go to school a little early so we could hang out in thelibrary. I know that sounds nerdy but she had to get a book out orsomething.But Ilike my puff ball hat, I have had one since I was a child.But yougot such beautiful hair She said, we had been fighting overthis for about 6 minutes and it was starting to annoy me.Wen
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South Park 30 Years The Series Chapter 14
The usual drill, I dont own south park, or the simpsons episode o brother where art thou in season 2 or peter gabriels Sledgehammer or their famous music videoSpringfield train yardThe boys all got off the carriage with their tent and their things and Approached the Simpsons house.this cant possibly be the right address said Maxwellyea, only south parkians would live in crappier places said Rebecc
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 11
Author'sNote: John's amanslut. I am not one. But I like making John one. That, is why Kevinis more like me than John is. John is an exagerrated me. Kevin is aregular me. You understand, right?Ihave almost all of the twelfth chapter written as well. It was goingto be eleven but I pushed it.Also,there's a poll in my profile. Take note - Go vote! Seriously, tisimportant to this very story! I NEED LOT
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 29
Posted early, because I love all of you and I wanted to show you my appreciation for reading and reviewing.But ahhh, Im so saddened! This is the last chapter, minus the epilogue. I wrote several versions for this chapter and liked this one best. Hopefully its satisfactory.Though I had some serious focus issues and absences, I managed to pull through. Thanks to everyone for supporting me until now.
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The Butterfly Effect Chapter 1
I needed some light relief. El Dia de los Muertos is way heavy its butchering me... And I am busy and very writer's blocked also. Sigh.WARNING: The style of this is a world away from what youre used to from me. I realise it may be kind of an annoying read. But, hey. Give it a try. Whats the worst that could happen?Ladies and Gentlemen, Kenny is your narrator. Please enjoy him and bring him back i
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South Park X Chapter 16
WendyWendyStanI say dropping to my knees. Tears somehow found their way onto hisbody, my tears were dampening his shirt.Dontcry help me to the nurse for gods sake, except you Cartmanyou go after Kenny. He said as Kyle helped him back onto his feet.What?Me why? Cartman said.Causehe is your best friend stupid, Kyle said. Stan put an arm aroundmy shoulder as well as Kyles and we slowly helped Stan in
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South Park 30 Years The Series Chapter 15
MrJVM-SP150 would you mind if I used your (dead) character in my fic?And nowthe final part of the Stans secret serialSouth park graveyarditsbeen so long since John Vanson was killed in that freak accident inan abortion debate where the asshole Satanist, Gregory Thorne, oldflame of Wendy testaburgers, had been a member said Stan in anarrative tonewow, hehad a crush on me but Im glad Johns dead said
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 12
Author'sNote: Here's Kelly'sintroduction. Enjoy the show.TheStory With No PlotChapterXIIByJVMThenext morning me, Kevin, Lizzy and Mutt were to accompany Kenny to getKelly at the airport - which meant getting up twohoursearly. I only managed to get up because at some point in my sleep Iheard a girl's voice saying they were about to strip. Of course, Ishot up. Upon realizing this was Lizzy,I twitche
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paris je taime Chapter 1
author's comments:okay, so i watched the movie paris, je t'aime and this oneshot was based off of/inspired by this scene:http:// www . youtube . com /watch?v=_3t9_vs5Wn8 ... copy and paste the url without the spaces to go to the video.uhm, there will be translations at the end, so, you don't need to look them up. also, i used an online translator, so the translations are basically gibberish. so, i
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Fallen Apart Chapter 1
Randomand slightly pointless introduction: Sothis is from Kenny's POV. I'm not entirely sure where this is going,so, um... Yeah. I wrote this really fast when I was bored, so...Please review and stuff, it makes me a happy person.Warning:Well,they swear. That's it so far (yes, so far).-----------------------------------------------------------------------Everyday was the same. It's like South Park
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South Park X Chapter 17
KyleKyleThis was avery awkward dinner. Mum was staring at Bebe the whole time, Ike andDad were giving each out anxious looks and I was caught between itall.SoBebe, how is your mother? You definitely follow a lot of her traits.My mum says.My mumis good, Bebe said, she had been silently eating her beef stew andI know she is regretting staying for diner.SoKyle, did you catch the Broncos match last ni
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Cherry Lips Chapter 1
100 Themes Challenge - South Park (Bunny) - 41. TeamworkInspired by El, who is the Butters to my Kenny. Only in a completely platonic way. 3Everyone knew Leopold Butters Stotch had liked being Marjorine a little too much. So when he started crossdressing on a regular basis, it really didnt come as much of a surprise. While all the other boys took shop so they would seem tough, Butters took Home Ec
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 13
Author'sNote: Keep on votingand enjoy the show.Thiswas partially RPed, but I basically rewrote it as we RP in scriptformat and I also made some changes and extensions.Isincerely apologize to Tweek's Panda, I Luv Coffee Addicts, Master ofBuckets, Kalika Barlow and BiracialBeauty for not using yourcharacters very much. They'll all get their chances to shine as timepasses. Specifically, I've got bits
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Practice Makes Perfect Chapter 1
Authors Note: I wrote this Stenny oneshot, because one, I really wanted to experiment with this pairing, and two, I just feel like the Stan/Kenny pairing is underrated in general.Although, I have to admit, my favorite person to slash Kenny with is still Kyle. That pairing just makes more sense to me than this one does, for some reason. But theyre both cute in their own ways.I decided to try a diff
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Fallen Apart Chapter 2
Random and slightlypointless introduction: So.Chapter two. I don't really have anything to say here.Ah,cafeteria food. Actually, my cafeteria has okay food. Most of thetime. And if not, it always had bread, peanut butter, and jelly.Don't ask me why.Warning: Swearing.Shouldn't be that hard to deal with, really.------------------------------------------------------------------------I sat down at myn
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South Park X Chapter 18
HeidiHeidiYouguys. I say running to Wendy and Stan. I was crying prettybadly and they looked at each other and put on an it-happened-againface.Kenny,Kevin they dont know where Kenny is. I say crying as Wendyput her arms around me in an attempt to calm me down. I have alwayslooked at Wendy as an older sister, she has taught me so much andhelped me a lot.Wendy,we got to hide you Stan says.I dontwant
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Realisation Chapter 1
RealisationI never thought I was a selfish guy. I cared for people, and animals, and was willing to share if needs be. I had friends, a girlfriend (or ex, depending what day of the week it was), a family that cared about me, a warm house, encouraging and loving parents. Sounds perfect, right? I thought so too. But you forget to take into consideration that I live in South Park, Colorado. South Par
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 14
Author'sNote: Keep on votingand enjoy the show.Thiswas partially RPed, but I basically rewrote it as we RP in scriptformat and I also made some changes and extensions.TheStory With No PlotChapterXIVByJVM, Mutt and xNaoMeand Mutt brought a sobbing Kelly back to my house which was vacant -Maddie was at her part-time job and my Aunt and Uncle were just plainout. So we were now all in my room, Kelly h
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Mulligatawny Chapter 1
MulligatawnyThe word Mulligatawny comes from the Tamil word 'Milagutanni' - 'Milagu' meaning pepper and 'tanni', which means water.Chapter One: OutsetSitting on his bed now seemed to add to the humiliation that Cartman, who was standing a few feet away, bestowed upon him. Kyle held back tears. Its all he could do, really, as he took in the situation at hand.He looked back down, half seeing the pic
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Fallen Apart Chapter 3
Randomand slightly pointless introduction: Well,this is a fairly short chapter. But it's also fairly important.Particularly the end part. But now I have no idea how to continue it.I'm kind of at a dead end. And this is because I made the charactersstubborn. Ah, curse the fun of writing hatred...Warning:Swearingand some violence. If you can't handle that... You shouldn't watchSouth Park...---------
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South Park X Chapter 19
A/N: I know in one chapter I had Bebes problems with Kyles mother as a subplot (well sort of) but I wanted to finish off why Kyles mum hates BebeA/N: Iknow in one chapter I had Bebes problems with Kyles mother as asubplot (well sort of) but I wanted to finish off why Kyles mumhates Bebe.BebeWhatsthe matter sweetie? Mum asked as she starts messing with my hair.Itsjust Kyles mum, I dont know why she
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Realisation Chapter 2
Realisation 2I guess I had known that it would never last. You can only keep your head in the sand for so long. If you keep your eyes closed to the bad things in life, they have a tendency of sneaking up on you when you least suspect it. This was what happened to me one day, mid-winter, on my way to school. I was stood on my own at the bus stop, waiting for the crazy bus driver to come and take me
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 15
Author'sNote: Keep on votingand enjoy the show.Thischapter is entirely from Kyle'spoint-of-view because...John wouldn't be present for Kyvy situations.I'malmost done formulating arcs for the other characters! =DAlso,my mistake, the characters are Juniors. I got caught up and called itthe Sophmore dance. Instead it is the Junior Prom. =DTheStory With No PlotChapterXVByJVM, Cartooncutie17, Mutt and
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Life sucks Chapter 1
Life SucksWhil-o-whispFandom: Goth yaoi love (red Goth x curly Goth), South ParkWord count: 706A/n: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YOU WISH YOU HAD MORE MONEY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YOUR LIFES SO SAD ITS FUNNY! This is a birthday present for my sister, for her thirtieth birthday, so wish her a happy birthday in the comments please k thanks! I enjoyed writing this, it was inspired by my friend Megan, who was trying to
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Fallen Apart Chapter 4
Random and slightlypointless introduction: Wellhere's another chapter. Ah, Kenny is so very, very stubborn... Sorrythis chapter is short. When I see something that could be an end, Iend it. So... yeah. That's my explanation. I decided I wanna know howmany people actually read my author's notes, so if you read this, putblueberry anywhere in your review. So I hope you like thischapter!!!Warning: Som
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South Park X Chapter 20
IkeIkeHappybirthday dude, Kyle said. I was finally a teenager and I was readyto be ruled by a corrupt society that demands conformity in some way.Dude, Ididnt want a birthday party with hats and crap like that. I sayas I walk down into the kitchen and observe all the hard work mum hasdone. Its weird Kennys mum and my mum hardly ever speak but everyyear they both have a birthday party for me and Ka
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Beach Towel Chapter 1
A/N: KENNYS POV!Kyle has this beachtowel, it is yellow with orange stripes, and it is a large towelit was that one day we both used the towelOur class had a poolday that day and Kyle didnt seem to be having any fun. He wentover to the edge of the pool area, laid his towel down in the grassand laid down.I went over to see whatwas wrong, Ky, whats wrong? I asked him. Nothing, Kenny.OK! I guess there
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 16
Author'sNote: Keep on votingand enjoy the show.Thischapter is back to John. Kevin-centric.TheStory With No PlotChapterXVIByJVM and xNao."Space- the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starshipEnterprise. It's ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, toseek out new life and new civilizations - to boldly go where no manhas gone before..." Wait, what the fuck am I talking about? Iswor
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Two and a Half Boys Chapter 1
Background Info: This is set inpresent day South Park, and the boys are all 9 years old, well exceptfor Cartman, but that comes later lol. I dont know what theweather is like in Colorado, but Im guessing its really snowyaround fall/winter.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Cartman, with hishead down and yellow gloved ha
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Fallen Apart Chapter 5
Random and slightlypointless introduction: WellI've been having tons and tons of writer's block, so I decided tokind of cut the chapter a little short. Does anyone have any ideas ofwhat to do? Because I'm having some trouble.-----------------------------------------------------------------------I sat down at my lunchtable with the questionable looking goo on my tray. Craig immediatelylooked up at
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South Park X Chapter 21
KennyTerranceHeyPhilip, these Nazis sure do suck. I say. Philip and I were justrecording our new movie, Chemical Warfare. Our Asses of Fire 1-5 werebig hits but we decided to movie away from our normal style and do abit of experimenting. We even won an emmy for our Asses of fire 3stheme song Smells like a fart.I knowTerrance, I hope we dont die. I fart and we both startlaughing.Thatsit Philip, we
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100 Themes Challenge Chapter 1
Hey guys, I decided to do a little 100 Themes Challenge for when I have writers block on my stories. It's from deviantART, ~darknessversuslight to be exact. Let's see how many long years this takes me, and if I even finish it. I'll try to do it in order but I doubt it'll end up that way. X3 Each one will be about different characters, sometimes a couple, sometimes just friendship, sometimes neithe
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 17
Author'sNote: Keep on votingand enjoy the show.Thanksfor the (nearly) fifty reviews, my friends! :)TheStory With No PlotChapterXVIIByJVM"Condoms!Condoms!" Ah, Mandi doing what she did best - handing out freecondoms before homeroom. Every guy grabbed a pack - four out of tenSouth Park boys did it for their reputation. Four out of ten did itjust for emergency.. Two out of ten intended to actually us
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Two and a Half Boys Chapter 2
Cartmanslept peacefully throughout the night, and had a pleasant dream. Hewas walking through Starks Pond, which looked like a winterwonderland. A beautiful fairy appeared in front of him. Out of theway, hoe. Im going fishin! he said, in true Cartman fashion.CartmanI can make your one true wish come true She said,hauntingly. Really? he said, interested. He was thinking of allthe dirty things hed d
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Fallen Apart Chapter 6
Random and slightlypointless introduction: Reallyshort chapter. Sorry.ButI have an excuse. My computer clearly thought it would be hilariousif it deleted all my work. I had to rewrite all the chapters thatweren't uploaded. And it sucked.---------------------------------------------------------------------Craig and I sat on thebench by Stark's Pond. He turned to me with a look in his eyes. Whatis i
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South Park X Chapter 22
PhilipPhilipTerrance,we are nearly there. I say to my best friend who blanks stares atthe ground.Ireally wished that they would have given us plane tickets instead ofroller skates, wasnt that the deal? Terrance asked sort ofannoyed.Dontworry about it buddy, we are getting 5 to ourselves plus all thisfresh air is good. I let out a loud, smelly fart.I guessfresh farts are better. Terrance says with
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100 Themes Challenge Chapter 2
1. Introduction - Craig/Clyde Friendship
2. Complicated - Love Octagon
3. Making History
4. Rivalry
5. Unbreakable
6. Obsession
7. Eternity
8. Gateway
9. Death
10. Opportunities
11. 33%
12. Dead Wrong
13. Running Away
14. Judgement
15. Seeking Solace
16. Excuses
17. Vengeance
18. Love
19. Tears
20. My In
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 18
Author'sNote: Keep on votingand enjoy the show.Thanksfor the 50+ reviews, my friends! :)TheStory With No PlotChapterXVIIIByJVM, Mutt and Cartooncutie17Whoawhoa hold up yo!Kellyloves Mutt?.........Forsome reason, I'm not surprised.NormallyI don't belive in love-hate, but... well for one thing, Mutt neverreally looks at women. He once called Wendy a brunette. He has somesort of physical inability to
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