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Will I Ever See You Again Chapter 1
For My Friend Emi 3.Craig and Damien bounded up to Kyle; fingers linked together, a matching smile on each others faces.Kye ready to go? The movie doesnt start for a while, but Damien wants to get good seats Craig says, face illuminated in the dark.They were going to see a midnight premier of Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince.Kyle sits on the green bench for a while, staring at the crystal
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Story of Kyle Chapter 4
Sheilahasnt been feeling good lately. Shes been throwing up in themornings and being moody in the afternoons. Sheila hasnt been thesame since that wild night at Geralds brothers party.I thinkIm pregnant again, Gerald. Sheila told Gerald one night.Are yousure? Gerald asked. Have you been missing your period?Sheilaperiod has been a little late. Could I bepregnant? Sheila thought. The next day Sheila
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 13
Thirteen: FosterBy PDOTLYoull be sleeping in Butters room while you stay here, Linda said sweetly, carrying the worn-out suitcase the boy had with him. The orange-clad blonde nodded silently and followed her up the stairs. With his dad in rehab and his mom temporarily abandoning him for her mothers house the police had placed him in foster care. He was just glad it was with someone he knew.Plus, t
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 24
Fight Fear With FireI wrote this today, and I think its kind of a chapter that shows their weaknesses and their strengths. And you guysll be happy- theres more confused Kyle. I wrote this chapter, went on facebook for a while, came back, and I already had two reviews. It had only been about 40 minutes. You guys are friggin amazing!To Kiakamon: Odd? If you wanna see odd, you should have seen the or
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 22
#44 - Twilight by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Authors notes: SAP ALERT! Requested by Fireflower12! I REALLY wanted to do a Twilight years kinda thing for this cos I really loved the idea, but what with the future fics I write, I figured it would be better to write it for those instead so this is just amusing sap instead! It's long even after I cut parts - f
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 1
Warnings: Slash/femslash/het, drama, and some angst all in later chapters.Disclaimers: South Park is not mine. Trey Parker and Matt Stone are the ones behind that madness.Chapter One- The DietEric Cartman munched away at a bag of cheesy poofs while he watched TV. The doorbell rang once. Then, it rang again. Cartman ignored it and continued to watch Terrance and Phillip. After three minutes of door
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Story of Kyle Chapter 5
Kyle was apretty normal baby. He spent a lot of time sleeping, fussy when hewas hungry, tired, or needed changing, and spitting up at times. Kylewas also his parents source of happiness. Whenever Sheila orGerald had a bad day Kyles coos or his cute little baby laughwould make them feel better. Sheila and Gerald were struggling. Thelittle money that they had was always spent on Kyle. Sheila andGera
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 14
A/N: This weird live action version of Alice in Wonderland was on tv, and inspired me a little.A/R: You decideFourteen: TrippingBy PDOTLButters was sure he was tripping something when he woke up wearing a blue dress in a strange dark forest. W-where am I? he wondered out loud. He started to stand, feeling a strange soreness going up and down his legs. Hello? He heard a rustling and jumped a few fe
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 25
Fight Fear With Fire Sorry about the slow update. Ive been busy making previews for my stories on YouTube. Id love it if you guys checked it out. I have one for this story, its the first Ive ever made. I also have three previews for my upcoming horror story: Leena. I used the girl from Orphan and the guy from Jeepers Creepers (he plays Stan!) for my previews. I just want to tell you, that Im not m
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 23
#35 Non-stop fighting by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: Requested by Pimpedoutgreenears and Fireflower12 I hope youll both enjoy this. I dunno how well it really fits the theme, but it was fun to write and I found it amusing at least, so I hope you will too I could have written so much more to this one... Updated the theme list and lookin for m
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 2
Chapter Two- In for a BeatingKenny rang Stan's doorbell twice before Stan opened the door."Hey, Kenny," he greeted.Stan and Kenny walked over to the couch where Kyle sat with acontroller in his hands."Hey, Kenny," he said without taking his eyes off thescreen.Kenny removed the hood of his parka. He had done it more oftensince the beginning of fifth grade when a girl told him he was cuterwithout it
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Story of Kyle Chapter 6
One daywhen 4 year old Kyle was playing ball by himself, he threw the ballover the fence into his neighbors lawn. Kyle climbed over thefence to get his ball. When he got over here to get his ball hisneighbor saw him and yelled at him. Get your ass out of my lawn,you little shit!LittleKyle had never been so scared in his short life. The person that wasyelling at him was big and scary to Kyle. He re
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 15
Fifteen: Revenge Series: PromiseSo what am I going to get for this? Kenny asked, his signature parka thrown carelessly on Butters bedroom floor. Professor Chaos stared back at him with a glare.Besides the satisfaction of the a-hole being miserable and/or embarrassed? he asked with a strangely forced gruff voice. Kenny smirked at the usually pacifistic blondes angry-guy act.Yeah, besides that? Why
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 26
Fight Fear With FireOMG, Im sooo bad ass. I sneaked into a rated R movie today! I saw Funny People! Im much younger than you think I am, and Im much younger than I should be to be writing this fic (language, sexual shit), but the youth of the world is no longer as innocent as it used to be. 10 year olds can now access porn on the internet. Ive seen my friends brother do it. What kind of world is t
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 24
#16 Heart break by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of itscharacters.Authornotes: Requested by ,and I am SO SORRY its so crappy, really. I guess Im out ofpractice with these :excuses, excuses: but I hope its not so badthat you cant get something out of it Yeah, I cant put myfinger on why, but I dont like this and Im not happy with it.Also? Sorry for taking so long to post, its be
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 3
Chapter 3- Acting WeirdIt was near dark outside. Stan and Kyle sat in the living room andstared at the television, bored. Stan shifted and slightly brushedhis hand on Kyle's. Kyle jumped at the light touch and brought hishand to his chest. Stan eyed him in question."You okay, dude?"Kyle blushed lightly."Yeah, sorry. Startled me."Stan shrugged and brought his attention back to the screen.Neither bo
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Story of Kyle Chapter 7
Oneevening, two days after the terrible incident, Gerald found theperfect place for him and his family to live in. Its calledSouth Park. Gerald told Sheila. Its a small, quiet, mountainfriendly town with a lot of people of diversity.Even aJewish population? Sheila asked.Just asmall percent. Gerald said.Whatstate is the town in? Sheila asked.Colorado.Gerald replied.Thatsa long way. Sheila said.Ikno
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 16
A/N: Could be seen as a companion piece to Death but not really intentional. I've noticed that most of my drabbles are going to the teenage years more than the canon age so I'm gonna try to even it out a bit. I wanna thank everyone who has reviewed so far, you guys are awesome. You're nothing but encouraging and I totally appreciate it. Love you guys.A/R: 9Sixteen: RabiesBy PDOTLDid you hear? Butt
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 27
Fight Fear With FireOkay, I put something in the last chapter that I was wondering if you people would catch. None of you did, (granted there were only two reviews), and so I get to tell you the answer and go hahaha I tricked you. Two new characters were introduced in the last chapter- Sam and Megan. If you have seen the movie Transformers, you would know that the main character is named Sam Witwi
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 25
#10 Loyalty by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of itscharacters.Authornotes: Requested by and hopefully is better than the last piece of crap I put up here I like the idea behind this one, it seems a lot more interesting andseems to have a depth (even if I do say so myself...) I hope I didntmake too big a point out of the theme, though... Up next, two for theprice of one; Innert
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 4
Author's Note: I apologize inadvance for Kyle being OOC in this chapter.Chapter 4- Kyle's Strange Behavior Kyle ran at top speed as the bus was about to leave."Shit, shit, shit, WAIT!"Kyle reached the door of the school bus and slammed his hand onit. The door opened and he stepped on, out of breath. The busproceeded to leave as Kyle walked to the back where his friends were."Jesus Christ, Kyle," s
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Story of Kyle Chapter 8
Mommy,whose house that is? Kyle asked.Thatsour house, Bubee. Sheila told Kyle.Letsgo inside. Gerald said.OK.Kyle said.So theywent inside their house and found that their new home was very big.So big that it made their house back in Houston look like a shack.Hello,there. said a voice from behind them. The Brofvloskis turnedaround and saw a woman with short brown hair holding a pie with atall man wi
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 17
A/N: I know its one word for the store. Blah blah blah. I hope you like it. i tweeked it a bunch of times, was going to be longer, but then i decided i shouldnt push it.A/R: Sixteen or Seventeen.Seventeen: Good WillBy PDOTLKenny sighed as he rifled through the many shirts on the rack in front of him. They were a wide assortment of colors, patterns, sizes and styles. But in Kennys eyes they were al
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 28
Fight Fear With FireOkay, so I actually wrote this chapter yesterday, I think. But I wanted to wait for your reviews until I posted it. When I opened my email today, and it said You Have 10 New Messages! I was like OMG. But like half of them were from stupid Facebook, so theres not 10 reviews. XD Itd be cool if there were though!Xxforget-me-notxX
Darry is glad that you're glad that he's glad.
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 26
#49 Inner thoughts part one by Larlar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of itscharacters.Authornotes: God!Sorry its been so long since I posted anything to this I fail,huh?! Well, Im back now and with a request by Milkweedhawthorn.Now! Im cheating just a tad here and doing two for this one theme;Partly because I couldnt decide which POV to do this from, partlybecause I thought it worked
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 5
Chapter 5- Bra and Panties CatalogueCartman squealed in a fit of laughter."Eric, shut the hell up. I'm trying to teach!" Mrs.Garrison yelled."Only KYLE would cry about HOMEWORK!"Some of the class giggled."Eric, you're being a distraction. Do you want after schooldetention too?""Sorry Mrs. Garrison, it's just too funny. Kyle's such apussy nerd-Jew."Mrs. Garrison rolled her eyes, turned back to the
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Story of Kyle Chapter 9
Threeweeks later it was the first day of preschool. Kyle was scared butSheila told him there was nothing to be afraid of. Youll befine, Bubee, I promise. Sheila kissed Kyle and waved Kyle goodbyeand left. Little Kyle looked around. He saw a lot of kids runningand playing with each other. Suddenly, Kyle felt somebody pushed him.Kyle turned around. It was a boy about Kyles age with brown hair,about
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 18
A/N:So Phillies won the world series, finally the curse is lifted. our last championship was twenty five years ago, we deserve this. so i guess ill be watching the flyers and sixerd for the rest of this year. woot. Happy halloween everybody... tomorrow... anyways, enjoy...A/R: W/e.Eighteen: NewlywedsBy PDOTLKenny smirked as he adjusted Kyles aviator sunglasses on his face. Now, this, he said as he
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 29
Fight Fear With FireI'm sorry about the slow update. I went through a short depression about some personal things in my life and I just didn't feel like writing. Or doing anything but kill myself, for that matter. lol, jk.Xxforget-me-notxX
Yes, you should. Darius gives up on being glad, because if he goes any further, he'll have to ask Kady how to go that far.
Yep, that's our Darry. But
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 27
#49 Inner thoughts part two by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of itscharacters.Authornotes: Requested by Milkweedhawthorn.Part two time! And this is from Tweeks POV. This one was harder towrite, the second one always is, I find, but again I like it okay. Ihope you guys do too youre the ones who matter, after all. Ilike writing Tweek because I feel like I can use exclamation ma
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 6
Chapter 6- Fight For FoodThe children scattered about the school yard into their normalgroups. Kenny walked up to Stan and Kyle from behind.Sensing that someone was there, Stan turned around."Hey, Ke- Oh my God, what happened?"Kyle turned around to see what Stan was talking about."Jesus Christ, Kenny!" he added.Kenny looked away from the two. He had a black eye and there werea few scratches on wha
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Story of Kyle Chapter 10
Authorsnote: Sorry I didnt get to upgrade sooner.I had to go to summer school which means I only had to concentrate onmy work. Now that Ive passed I have continued my story. So enjoy.Sheilawanted another child, but she didnt want to get pregnant again.She was happy that she went through all that for Kyle but didntwant to go through it all over again. So she decided to go foradoption. Since there w
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 19
A/N: Kinda inspired by my Halloween, kinda. Sorry for the lack of updates. Ill try to be better about it.A/R: Teenage YearsNineteen: ArgyleBy PDOTLYouve gotta be a lightweight. Kenny twisted and glanced down at a pair of feet clothed in argyle socks. Feel the buzzzzzz yet? You chugged that shit down, Kenny laughed, awkward to the others ears.I didnt chug it. You just take too long to drink yours,
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Love Chapter 1
Warning: MalexMale/Slash/Yaoi/Gayness.Disclaimer: Don't belong to me.Done for the 100 theme challenge.
Bastard. You're sick, doing this to me, but the worst part is - I don't even think you know you're doing it. It's everything you do that makes me fall for you - damn, that sounded so fucking clich, so fucking...conformist. Ugh. But it's true. Sometimes it's just us, standing in the bac
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 28
#21 Library by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: Requested by Fireflower12! And all because I like to make everything about sex XD I decided to post this now too cos I know how Kristas computer is hating her right now and thought getting fanfiction might make her smile! I want reviews, okay?! I spent HOURS on these so yeah! Please? (Im kidding rev
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 7
Author's note:I apologize in advance for Cartman being OOC in this chapter.Chapter 7- The Diet's PurposeThe four were angrily questioned and each boy got to tell theirside of the story. Even when Cartman's story made it appear that hewas the victim, Stan and Kyle's version made it clear that Cartmanwas the one who provoked the whole thing.Needless to say, Cartman and Kenny's mothers were called in
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In the flames of love Chapter 1
Flames of destruction fill the little girls eyes, she watches as the cruel monsters slowly devour everything she has ever lovedFlamesof destruction fill the little girls eyes, she watches as thecruel monsters slowly devour everything she has ever loved. How didit come to this? The masked man ran through darkness to escape hisfoes, he watched afar as he saw everything the girl owned burn up infront
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 20
A/N: Remember, kids, dont get in strangers cars! No matter what.A/R: 9Twenty: Stranger DangerBy PDOTLKenny was glad it was a weekend. It was such a hassle to be reborn and have to go to school right after. The cause of his latest fate was blurry in his mind, but he was pretty sure it had something to do with a staple gun.But he put that out of his mind as he took his usual route to Stans house. Th
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My Stalker Eric Cartman Chapter 1
Title: My Stalker, Eric Cartman
Author: Kootie Bomb
Genre: Songfic: humor/romance (romance could be mistaken for obsession)
Rating: T (PG-13): Minor language, creepy situations
Fandom: South Park
Pairing(s): Cartman/Kimberly
Summary: Eric Cartman becomes obsessed. OCxCartman. Written for PixiDreads
Inspiration: PixiDreads, who told me about the song 'I Want To M
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 29
#50 Computers by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: I cannot write much of anything lately and yet? I miss it terribly so here, have a non-requested drabble. Its kinda... I dunno, I dont wanna say its bad cos the idea came to me exactly how its written, it makes sense and seems fun but at the same time? Its not what I normally write (in my mind, at
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 8
Chapter 8- Cans and CookiesKenny walked alongside his mother as they approached their home.Kenny.Kenny looked up at his mother. She stared straight ahead as shespoke.Dont tell your father about this.She looked down at him.Well, duh, Kenny replied, but how am I gonna explain whyIm home all week?Carol looked ahead again and scratched her head in thought.You wont be home all week, she said as she loo
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In the flames of love Chapter 2
In flames I see my name clearly for what I have doneInflames I see my name clearly for what I have done. I never meant tocause that much damage but it feels good to know I have hurt you wereit hurts the most. I have stolen from you, your soul.StanWowI say not thinking of any other way to respond. Her home was burneddown, her father and mother dead. She ran after the masked man but heescaped. Now s
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