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Innuendo Chapter 7
This is stupid, Stan declared.Kyles look hardened, sending a frown up to his friend. Stan, still tangled over the gymnastics bar, ignored him pointedly. Kyle sighed and took pity on the teen, helping him down from the topmost bar of a set of uneven bars.He fell with a distinct plop on the thick mat below the apparatus, making his way towards the redhead dizzily.Now, Stan said, regaining his compos
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Escaping the Truth Chapter 4
A/N: Yes whar har! Chapter 3! It is now up! *does the funky chicken* Ok so yes i know that this needs beta-ing but i'm too lazy to get that done so i apologize in advance. Thank you all for reviewing my story! *squeals* I feel very loved. Ok anyhow moving on to the next chapter....read!!Escaping the TruthA Kenny and Butters- err I mean Leo SlashChapter 3:What the hell did you do with three whores
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South Park High Chapter 1
A/N: OkayIdont know where Im going with this, honestly. Seriously. Iveread other South Park fics though and I either deeply loved themorcouldnt finish reading them. Theres two Kenny/Cartman fics thatI LOVE by the same person and theres an Eric/Kyle fic that I adorethat isnt finished yet. Reading all of these has made me want towrite my own. Hopefully, it wont come out like complete and totalgarbag
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Making Out of trouble Chapter 3
I loved writing the stories x) Because I never really do those things where a specific someone is telling the story anymore. Well, we're almost there. This is the second last chapter. The fic is overall I think pretty light. And my stuff has been getting really heavy to read ____ ... and write... But South Park can never be heavy! I should make more South Park stuff. I should also stop trying to k
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Still Not Funny Chapter 3
Wewere told that the trip would take a couple days after we had boughtour tickets. More specifically, when we got onto the train, they toldus that Welcome aboard! This train, bound for Philadelphia, willarrive at its destination at 7am, on Thursday morning. I slid openmy phone, which notified me that today was Monday, and it was 9am.Apparently we were gonna stop in Chicago for a little while. Were
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Innuendo Chapter 8
Craig supported the phone between the crook of his neck and his ear, hurrying around his room.So when can you be over, Craig? said his boyfriend on the other line. Craig smiled, slightly confused. Usually Tweek does nothing but twitch, and wont go near a phone. (In fear of being electrocuted, of course.) So Craig wondered why his usually anxious partner was now not only on the phone, but inviting
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Every Small Town Has Secrets Chapter 1
Every Small Town Has SecretsChapter One: You Give Up Your Soul Til You BreakdownBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: To my knowledge, there isnt a slash story about the parental units of the SP boys on this site. If there is, my bad. I'm still writing this. This is going to center mostly around Gerald/Stuart, with undertones of Gerald/Randy. Of course, its not AU, so we all know how its going to end- Gerald/Sh
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 1
Alright, heres the firstchapter of my new story named I Never Really ThoughtI hopeits better than Nothing Else Matters. That story sucked, big time. Ihope U like this better. Reviews are always appreciated. =]---I never really thought it wouldend up like this, Stan sighed as he watched Wendy make out withKenny. But I guess I was sort of expecting it.The two sixteen year old bestfriends stood side
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How to Save a Life Chapter 1
Chapter I:
Milkstone
Sitting upon the bench, he sighed with a breath lighter than feathers and allowed his crystallized air into the free sky. The vapor snapped into incredibly and unimaginably small spheres of crystal and ice where they melted swiftly into nothingness again.The dark-haired boy beside him presented a sly smile and talked amongst the other dark-haired children, a little c
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Still Not Funny Chapter 4
Killthe lights. These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars,fast women and cheap drinks-Islammed on the center button of my cell phone and shut off the alarm.The screen showed black text saying: 10:30am. I looked around. Wendywas gone, so I pulled the curtain up to see that Kyle and Kenny weresitting on their bed, talking to Wendy, who was standing next tosomeone I had never seen before.
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Innuendo Chapter 9
The air was warm and dry, reflecting the common California climate. Luckily for the four teens in a rusting, blue car, they had gotten the air conditioner working, (after many frustrated smacks to the side of the dashboard, of course,) and were driving happily through the would-be heated state.A few miles after the border, Kyle noticed something wrong. Are you kidding me? he demanded, smacking his
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Every Small Town Has Secrets Chapter 2
Every Small Town Has SecretsChapter Two: The Only Broken Hearted Loser Youll Ever NeedBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Aha. Youve returned. I dont expect this to have high readership or anything, so every review counts towards an update. Id really like to see how people react to this. And Im tweaking the years. Theyre growing up in the late seventies/early eighties. I know Sharon and Randy supposedly met i
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 2
Hey, heres the next part of INever Thoughtenjoy =] Ill try 2 proofread better this time.---Im tired, dude, Kyleyawned. Its three in the morning. Can we go to sleep?Stan yawned as well. He was stilldamp from the shower he took earlier. Sure. He turned off theWii and turned to his friend. Sowatcha wanna do?Uhm, sleep? Kyle answeredsarcastically.Stan laughed. Sorry. I spacedagain. You need pajamas?Ye
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How to Save a Life Chapter 2
Chapter II:
I Hate Mondays
Monday (muhn-dey)n. the second day of the week, following Sunday.Bad. Terrible. Wrong. Displeasing. Unpleasant. Putrid. Immoral. Uncongenial. Ungodly.Damien worshiped Mondays. In his very honest opinion, Monday was one of the worst days in the week. Thats what made them so god-damned amazing. Everyone hated Mondays, as they rightfully should.Mondays were the re
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 1
Fight Fear With FireThis is not supposed to be a humorous story, like the summary may hint. :) Sure, it'll have funny parts, but I mean, it's not a full out humor thing. So, just wanted to say that.Disclaimer: I own nothing except for the life that is boring enough to write this. It all belongs to Matt and Trey. And Comedy CentralChapter One: Stan Goes Through Freaky Puberty- After waking up from
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Innuendo Chapter 10
Stan was shaking in fear and anxiety, but no one noticed. He tried to calm himself down a bit, but to no avail.In the hospital bed next to his, Kyle tilted his head over to his best friend. Stan looked at him and gave him a no-worries smile. Kyle weakly smiled back and closed his eyes. The raven-haired teen went back to staring at the ceiling in worry.He glanced at the door, wondering when the doc
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Every Small Town Has Secrets Chapter 3
Every Small Town Has SecretsChapter Three: You Are Still A Whisper On My LipsBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: I'm on a roll today with the updating. Haha, no one guessed right about the Craigs daddys name yet. Guess there will be some surprises. Thats good. Surprises are fun. I actually didnt know his name was Thomas until after Id finished that chapter and storyboarding the rest, and then when Tikal Tyran
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 3
Alrighty then, third chapter. Itisnt over yet! ;]---Kyle! Stan called after hisfriend. This was the day that he vowed to tell his best friend thathe was in lo-crushing on his best friend.Kyle spun around. He saw Stanrunning over and smiled, waiting until he was standing in front ofhim. Hey, Stan. You got out late today.Yeah, Stan rolled his eyescasually. Stupid Mr. Dawson let us out like, fifteen
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How to Save a Life Chapter 3
Chapter III:
Friends
The final bell rang and Pip hefted himself and his bag up. He slung it over his shoulder and stepped gracefully towards the door.Damien, all anger and basalt eyes had left the room quickly before him. He had fast walked with that power stride of his away from him, away from the light and away from salvation.He took the time to stop by his locker and put away his thin
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 2
Fight Fear WIth FireFirst off, I would like to thank xxx0BlackRose0xxx for being awesome and reviewing! A big hug for you! This chapter is centered around Cartman. Yep.Disclaimer: I still don't own anything. *facepalm*Chapter Two: The Sore Loser Gets What He Wants- Eric Cartman's determination reaches a whole new level. -Cartman's POV-Hope you like it!Mmmph mmm mmm phmmm mm! Kenny sang, just befor
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Dude Chapter 1
Author's Note: Whoo, this is my tenth story! :D Of course, all that really proves it that I have way too much time on my hands. XD But hey, at least I'm doing what I enjoy.Anyway, this is a parody of the hot make out scene between Trey Parker and Matt Stone in the movie, BASEketball. If you haven't already seen it, I highly recommend that you do, because not only is it hilarious, but Matt and Trey
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Every Small Town Has Secrets Chapter 4
Every Small Town Has SecretsChapter Four: Not Everything Is Supposed To Come TrueBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Thanks for the reviews, guys!Randys hands roamed up and down my sides. His touch sent tingles down my body in ways no girls ever had. I let my fingers tangle in his hair, pulling lightly. He groaned deep into my mouth, the sound reverberating all the way down to my dick. Man, I was hard. I thru
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 4
Fourth chapter. I hope you guyslike it so far. Please review, and leave some suggestions whileyoure at it. Im struggling to find new ideas. Im justwriting it as I go. Comments r helpful. Thanks.---So what happens now, Stan?Kyle whispered. The two sat on Kyles bed, cross legged, with thelights turned off, just staring into each others eyes. The brightclocks green letters read eleven forty -seven.Uh
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How to Save a Life Chapter 4
Chapter IV:
Venom of Repeats
Damien dropped onto his bed and slammed his hands into his eye sockets. His chest ached terribly: heart pounding along with the beat of the pressure behind his ears, ribs arching against swelling lungs, and arteries filling with poisonous dj-vu.The boy..! The boy with all of that blonde hair and smiling face, big blue eyes and pink cheeks! He continued to swi
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 3
Fight Fear With FireI am happy to say that I did reach my goal of three reviews. Thanks so much to xxSay and GlitterBlings for reviewing the story! I'm glad you guys like it! I posted it last night, and woke up this morning to find three more reviews! Anyway, I wrote this entire thing this morning, and it's only 10:13. So, I hope it's alright, because I'm a total morning person.Chapter Three: The
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 1
Hey again guys! I see a lot of people posting theme/prompt lists here so I figured Id jump on the band-wagon I like to work on more than one thing at a time, so it seemed like writing longish drabbles while TRYING to concentrate on my multi-chaptered thing. Stick around and watch me fail! ANYWAY, here's the theme list - I hope you will enjoy reading as much as I'm enjoying writing!(Bolded themes
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Every Small Town Has Secrets Chapter 5
Every Small Town Has SecretsChapter Five: Chasing Dreams That Are Slowing Down For MeBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Im STILL having a complete lack of inspiration to write. ANYTHING. So this is like the miracle chapter, where I got up and decided to type.The morning after the graduation party, I had work early. Too early for my throbbing head and churning stomach.The Main Street Pie was a New York style
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 5
Heres the fifth chapter. I hadsome time on my hands from the Memorial Day weekend. Since Im nothanging out with my friends until later (were gunna c 17 Again,LoL) I thought why the hell not update it? sohh yeah. Here isizsh :P---Stan woke up startled to the soundof his alarm clock going off and reached out, hitting the OFF button.He blinked a few times, sitting up slowly. A replay of last nightsha
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How to Save a Life Chapter 5
Chapter V:
Emotions
Thomas presented Pip with a platter of concern, his face contorted with fret.The blonde nibbled down on his fingers, golden face twisting as he pled for more time. He knew what the man was going to say, he could see it as well.Damiens father was fading. His heart was bleeding too openly and his son didnt seem to want to acknowledge the fact that he was wounded and nee
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 4
Fight Fear With FireOkay, I lied. I said I'd give you more time to review, but I gave you a day. I'm sorry I'm so fast, but I kind of doubt that you're complaining. Anyway, I didn't reach my 5-Review goal, but I did get one review. Thanks to xxSay for your second review on this story!Chapter Four: You Don't Need Braces To Screw Up A Kiss- After a little slip-up while kissing, Wendy gives Stan an e
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 2
#4 Church by Lar-lar.Authornotes: Thisisnt the first one I wrote, but I figured I may as well post whatI have already finished numerically before I start picking themes atrandom again. This one was a lot of fun to write! I should not seethe word church and right away think gay sex in theconfessional! But alas, I do XDDisclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of itscharacters.---------------------
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The Mile High Club Chapter 1
I WON! I FUCKING WON! Kyle was yelling though the halls at South Park Elementary School.What did you win Kyle? asked Stan. Me and 3 of my friends are going to L.A! said Kyle, barely containing his excitement. FUCK YEAH! yelled Stan. Dude you won!? asked Kenny. Yea, man! answered Kyle. This is going to be so much fun! said Stan, When are we leaving? Tomorrow, Kenny is staying over at my place. Said
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 6
Sixth Chap. Bring on the reviews,people!! I dont like it and I need advice D:---Wait, WHAT?! Wendy exclaimed.Kenny was sitting next to her, eyes wide. Stan could tell they wereholding hands under the table. They were sitting at lunch. Kyle wasin the library, studying (even though Stan knew he was avoiding himbecause he was paranoid his mother was spying on them).Stan groaned. Jeezuz! Why must Ialw
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How to Save a Life Chapter 6
Chapter VI:
All Is Power
His original plan didnt seem to be working. But perhaps having that Pip kid around could benefit him... especially when he friends decided to puss out on him.He was hoping that his little ruse of pretending to sacrifice Pip to the devil would scare him away permanently, but Logan was idiotic enough to grow some sort of conscious and prevent him to. The others wer
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 5
Fight Fear With FireStill didn't reach my goal, but who cares. Sorry it took me so long to update! This is a long chappy. On Microsoft Word it's 10 pages. The others are only like 6. Thanks to GlitterBlings and xxSay for reviewing Chapter 4!Chapter Five: Cartman Plays A Harsh Prank- Cartman uses his strange abilities to mess up a contest for Kyle. Unfortunately, he isn't the only one with a secret
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 3
#9 Siblings by Lar-larAuthornotes: In the RPI play Craig at, his sister is four years younger than him and calledRuby, so Im using the same stuff here. Thats pretty obvious,but I have nothing else really note-worthy to say, so... Thank you to everyone who's reviewed and faved these so far, you make me smile!Disclaimer:I do not own South Park or any of its characters.-------------------------------
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The Mile High Club Chapter 2
Kyle, Kenny, Butters and Stan are on a special bus to L.A. The bus was accommodated with snacks and TVs and beds. The school said it would be cheaper than a plane and Kyle thought it would be more comfortable.They had to spend one night on the bus and the next week would be in a Hilton. The bus had 2 bedrooms; down the hall was the kitchen and bathrooms. Each bedroom had a TV. Kyle and Kenny got t
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 7
Seventh chapter. I am gettingabsolutely NO reviews 4 this!! D: But its too much fun 2 write and Iabsolutely LOVED writing the previous chapter, so I just HAVE 2continue. Enjoy!---Hey, Butters! Stan calledhappily, walking over to Butters. It was ninth period, which was thetime for after school activities, and Kyle, Kenny, Wendy and Cartmanhad gone home to pack their belongings.Butters raised his ba
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How to Save a Life Chapter 7
Chapter VII:
Pain
Yes, I want this! I want everything the devil can give to me and more! I will have that power, no matter the cost! I will have it!Pips neck snapped and his head was thrown about, his body being manipulated like a doll in Damiens course hands. His eyes began to spin, stars bursting within his vision as the blood rushed from the front and then to the back of his head with
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 6
Fight Fear With FireOh my god, one review. I love ya, xxSay. Hey Hey. I just made a poem out of your name. Haha. Luv my reviews but I'm hungry for more more MORE! ARRRGH! Hahaha just kiddin. Here's chappy numero... what is it? Six! Chappy six! Woot!Chapter Six: Darius Pisses Off A Japanese Vampire- Aaron, Kadira, and Aaron's brother Darius all go to Japan to speak with a girl who can help them get
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 4
#11 Infatuation by Lar-lar.Authornotes:This one was easy I read the word and just SAW it in my head.Whether I got it onto paper okay is another story, though I really dont like the way it turned out AT ALL, but when I postedit in my writers LJ everyone loved it so much, I didnt see thepoint in changing it.Disclaimer:I do not own South Park or any of its characters.---------------------------------
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One Simple Solution Chapter 1
A/N: I am a huge fan of insane!Pip or Murderous!Pip or Possessed!Pip Or Pip who has persuaded by someone else to snap. Then I realized that Damien would totally do this to the poor boy and this is how this story came along. Im sadly not very good at thinking evilly but I have wanted to write this story for so long I cant stop myself now. I got sort of a plot in my headDisclaimer: Probably slash be
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