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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 15
Fight Fear With FireI updated quickly again. This chapters gonna have more action. Yay! And Four reviews, my friends!To Xxforget-me-notxX: I bet the unknown object was like a document declaring you the heir to some unknown country or something. Haha, I hope not! I do update quickly, and that just proves that I have absolutely no hobbies. Haha, but it makes others happy, right? Ooh, what movie were
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 13
#52 Rain by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: Okay, this is the LAST ONE I have written out. Its also the very first one I wrote and probably my favourite so far so I hope you guys will like it too I AM NOW TAKING NUMBER/THEME REQUESTS! PM me or leave a note on a review its all good and just to say, a big THANK YOU to everyone who has reviewed so
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 4
Okay, just as awarning: the last chapter took place super early on Sunday morning.This chapter will be starting on Monday. Okay? I skipped a few hours,big deal. --Kenny groaned and satup in bed. The first thing he did was check the clock. Sure enough,it read 6a.m. He closed his eyes and rubbed his temples to ridhimself of the headache that developed. It took him a few seconds toremember the events
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Milky Ways Chapter 1
If my mom saw me right now, shed actually call for the holy spirit of Jesus Christ.Im dressed as if Im going to a damn Marilyn Manson concert or a satanic cult convention. Stan has been in my room for the passed hour helping me get ready for the tonights party that I didnt really want to go to begin with. He knows Im not the type to attend those retarded parties where everyone humiliates themselve
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 5
A/N: Another 200 word, on with the series and the hints of bunny.Age Range: 16 to 17.Five: The Crack Series: MyspaceBY PDOTLIt wasnt until a few years later that the boys, one snowy Friday night, found Butters on myspace. They were looking up hot girls, friends of friends of friends, when they saw a teal-eyed blonde with the name Butterscotch on one of the chicks top twelve. Kenny was the first to
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 16
Fight Fear With FireOkay, okay, I have nothing to say about this chapter other than I hate it. That's why it's so short, and I'm sorry. I just needed this to happen, and well, I couldn't resist being a total loser. :(To Xxforget-me-notxX: OMG poor little plastic thing! And I like your hobbies. I can relate. And I'm glad Tarzan was able to wait while you read that chap. *eats imaginary brownies* OM
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 14
#37 Arousals by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: Bah! I REALLY dislike this, Im sorry. SMUT WARNING! Kinda and mildish, so... Obviously slash as well, but you have been warned! This was requested by PimpedOutGreenEars, so I hope you like and remember; I AM OPEN TO REQUESTS NOW! Check out the theme list on the first chapter and let me know what you
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 5
I know the four arein High school and all, but I cant help but keep their childishantics and usual rudeness and stuff. Like Cartmans racism andstuff. Hes so amusing.--One week. One wholefucking week Kyle had been with Craig and there still seemed like notiring on Craigs end. Kyle was beat; and if he had to see thepathetic lost and confused face of Kenny one more time, he was goingto scream. He sti
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Innocence Chapter 1
InnocenceKenny struggled to catch up with the younger boy, watching the little boy's hair move and brush against his cheeks as he did so. Kyle kept his hand in Kenny's, tugging the boy along in their run - mostly his run, and Kenny acting as a dog. Kenny frowned, his blonde hair brushing around as Kyle continued to pull him through the street toward his own house where his parents were throwing a
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 6
A/N: A little more graphic, I could only cover it in 500 words.Age range: Teen YearsSix: Loves Me, Loves Me NotBy PDOTLI used to hate you, Kenny whispered, his mouth close to Butters. Underneath his body he had the Stotch pinned between his legs and forearms. The other boy blinked as hot breath covered his face, smelling of alcohol. Slowly his pupils began to widen in fear. He opened his mouth as
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 17
Fight Fear With FireWell, I tried to commit suicide, I killed myself, pulled a Kenny, and now Im back. Its so hard to be emo when you have the Kennyrific gift. But then when I came back alive, I read you guys reviews and I felt a lot better. Thanks guys, I wont kill myself now.To Xxforget-me-notxX: No, I have four, except for when I wear my contacts. XD Screw Tarzan, tell him to go make out with h
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 15
#36 Teasing by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: KINDA SUGGESTIVE WARNING! IS that a warning...? Meh. The end seems so rushed, but at the same time it begged to be done so.. Meh some more, really. Obviously slash as well, but whatever, you have been warned! This was requested Madot, so I hope you like and remember; I AM OPEN TO REQUESTS NOW! Check
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 6
Wow, Im makingCraig seem like a pretty big jerk, huh? Jeeze, what doesTweek see in that guy? Guess youll just have to keep reading tofind out.I had one anonymousreviewer ask what a K2 is. A K2, also known as K squared, is Kenny xKyle. Kenny and Kyle start with Ks, put them together, you got a2. Wah-lah. Hope that is cleared up.Also, lots of otherreviewers were questioning if Craig raped Kyle last
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Punishment and Plans Chapter 1
Punishment and PlansAngry eyes connect and a forceful push sends the younger of the two into the wall, cutting his back just barely but stinging nonetheless. Hurt, blue eyes glare up at the elder girl as she snarls down at him with a devilish look of hatred in her eyes. Gregory looks at her with a hurt look but clenches his fists."Hit me, tough guy," Yasmine hisses. Gregory shakes his head - he's
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 7
A/N: A new series, probably gonna be short, probably, Id say five parts maybe. This drab shows a little of Butters angry psychotic side, kinda, lol.A/R: 13.Seven: Revenge Series: Candy NecklaceBy PDOTLThe day after Halloween Butters came into school with a candy necklace on. Through the day he slowly ate it sugary bead by sugary bead. It was a sneaky way to eat candy while the teachers back was tu
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 18
Fight Fear With FireI tried so hard to write yesterday, but I just couldnt get into it. So sorry about that. Heres your fairly quick update, but its slow for me.To Xxforget-me-notxX: Oh no, youre in a closet with John Travolta and Tom Cruise. Come out of the closet something something something and I pull out my gun! Haha that was funny. And dont worry, I check my email every five minutes, were on
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 16
#14 Food by Lar-lar.Disclaimer:I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Authornotes:...I really have NO idea where this one came from, seriously. I justsat here, staring at the blank page and eventually this appeared soits a real mystery. It turned out kinda amusing though, so I guessits okay! This was picked by Gomababe,whos birthday it is today, so happy twenty-third, you! Cantwait to se
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 7
I keep re-reading mychapters and I realize Ive made a bunch of typos. Ill tryre-reading and editing them before I post themfrom now on. Hope that works. Sorry about those, people!--For the second time inless than two weeks, kids ran across the schoolyard to a fight brokenout. Just more excitement.Another fight?Goddamn, Cartman grumbled, pushing his fat way through the crowd,making enough room for
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The Terminal Show Chapter 1
Thunderstorms are good for my creativity...Why am I here? I shouldn't be here.I don't even know how I got here. Everything seems so fuzzy. A lot of things have been fuzzy lately. Maybe I should blame my parents. It's probably their fault anyway. Why else would I be here talking to this crazy fucking doctor? He tries to pretend like he knows exactly what I'm going through.Bullshit.How can he know w
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 8
A/N: One hundred words. Woot, watching the first season while editing this.A/R: Doesnt matter.Eight: BraceletBy PDOTLWear it, and youll always know youre not alone. Even when youre dying.Kenny fingered the worn-out bracelet. Hed had it on for so long that the threads had started to weaken and the color had dulled into a slightly gray shade.He never took it off. It was stupid, pointless. But it was
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 19
Fight Fear With FireThis chapter was inspired by Kiakamons review of chapter seventeen. I was thinking about how I should go about the whole blood thing, and here it is. Im sorry about bombarding you with chapters again. Just couldnt resist.To Xxforget-me-notxX: Congrats, youve reached your goal on this chap. I love posting a chap, going to eat a waffle, coming back, and theres your review, always
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 17
#7 - Dance club by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: This was requested by sunglassesANDunicorns, although I think the end product is less Dance Club and more Gay Bar... Opps? XD; Hope thats not too much of a problem? This reminds me a lot of a scene I RPd once, it brings back happy memories enjoy!xoxIt was dark.It was loud.It was full of people.Th
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 8
Maybe one or twochapters left, folks. Prepare for the end!--Kenny called Kylescell phone for the hundredth time. And, for the hundredth time, therewas no answer. He sighed and shoved his face in his ratty pillow.Why did I run!?That question keptringing in his ears over and over since it happened. What was worse,even after he ran after that even with Kyle the other day, was thathe had been avoiding
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Misguided Chapter 1
MISGUIDEDThey said I'd never grow up.
Yet, here I stand, taller than the rest.
They'd call me a tank and say,
"Watch out, don't get run over."They never thought I'd mature.
It takes a pretty mature person
To do what I've done, you know.
It was pretty big of me.Who said I couldn't regret?
I feel pretty bad over this, now.
Well, maybe it's the fact that
I
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 9
A/N: Next in series.A/R: 16/17Nine: Crack Series: DiseaseBy PDOTLWith the exception of the drunk party scene, the only other video of Butters on youtube was an instructional video that hed presumably made for home ec last year. Kenny liked to spend his time watching the first video and listening to the second, focusing on certain phrases like grease it up so it comes out smoothly and Now, my favor
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 20
Fight Fear With FireSorry about the late update! I got a concussion! I fell at my friends house and hit my head on the tile. It hurt like a bitch, but Im okay now. I hit my head yesterday, and this is the soonest that Ive felt like writing. I waited in the ER for like a month last night.To Kiakamon: Yes, yes you did read that right. I read your question and I was like, I HAVE AN IDEA! So thanks! I
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 18
#17 - First encounters by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: Requested by Littlepaw! I ended up writing this a little differently to the way I normally do, Im not sure why, it just kinda came out this way... It's not my favourite, but I hope you like it anyway! And Of COURSE its about the fight! I didnt really think I had much choice there enjoy!xox
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 9
So, did I keep thesuspense straining? Your imaginations running? Your desire building?Perfect! Finally, the end is herefor this is the final chapter!--Craig never thought hewould say these words. Never in his life did he ever think his ownmouth would utter these words to this one person.I love you, Tweek.And, for once in his life of ever saying it, he meant it. He reallytruly meant it.I love younn
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Story of Kyle Chapter 1
A/N: Sobasically this is a fanfic about Kyles parents first meeting eachother and falling in love to getting married to Kyles birth andIkes adoption. Mostly this story takes place in Houston, Texas. SoEnjoy!I donot own South Park. These are all Trey Parker and Matt Stonescreations. (Dammit!)A youngman about the age of 20, with long brown hair thats down to hisback and wearing a pink yarmulke (Jewi
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 10
A/N: And the plot thickens. If you dont think Butters is even the slightest sadistical, just watch one of the latest episodes. He was so revved to see Wendy and Eric fight, lol, so effing funny and messed up. Great episode, guys.A/R: Still thirteen.Ten: Revenge Series: MissionBy PDOTLButters went straight to his room as soon as he got home. He knew exactly which box in the back of the closet to fi
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 21
Fight Fear With FireHa, I look hideous with the hideous gash on my face. And I have to wake up every two hours, you know, to make sure I ain't dead. Now I'm just tired and freaking hungry.To Xxforget-me-notxX: Hey, you were first this time! lol Wait, so if you're like Kanye, you're a gay fish? What's behind your back? Is that... a lighter? THAT explains the roasted marshmallows in my backyard, tha
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 19
#47comedy by Lar-lar.Disclaimer:I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Authornotes: CRACK TIME XD As requested byLittlepaw and astalked through with Fireflower12,so its not all my fault, really. The idea came into my head and Ijust loved it! It is pretty crack and random but whatever? Im notcrazy, Im just a little unwell. A lot, maybe. Doesnt matter,whats important is the not crazy part.
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The little things Chapter 1
Soeveryone seems to be doing drabble collections, and I thought it wasa good idea, seeing as I usually get ideas that arent too long andgood for a drabble instead. So, this is rated T for now. Therating may change. A lot ofthe drabbles are probably going to be romance, and I just thought Idsay who those pairings were (probably) going to be, so everyone knowswhat they may read. Stan/Kyle (Style), C
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Story of Kyle Chapter 2
It was twoweeks until Gerald and Sheilas wedding. Sheila had met Geraldsparents. Although, Sheila had an Irish heritage and not Jewish,Geralds parents were very accepting of her. Gerald and Sheila flewto Brooklyn, New York for Gerald to meet Sheilas mother. Sheilasfather died two months before Sheila was born. Sheila and Geraldarrived at Sheilas mothers house. Sheila ranged the ranged thedoorbell
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 11
A/N: Leopold is a regular PicassoA/R: Your call.Eleven: TattoosBy PDOTLThis was the life, Kenny thought while he watched as Butters stared, focused solely on his arms, his tiny tongue slicking out just a tiny bit. Currently they were alone, sitting on a picnic blanket under an oak tree. The sun was shining, a gentle breeze was blowing, and Butters, armed with a big brown marker, was happily tucked
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 22
Fight Fear With FireI. Am. Pissed. For. No. Reason. PMS, people, I can be worse than Wendy. UGH! So sorry if this chap is retarded, I was just like, whatever. Okayo, here goes.To Kiakamon: Kyle would make a good yoda, with his size and what not. But thank god Kyle's not that old and ugly. I am healing wonderfully, thanks to mr. mccormick. Now if only I could get him out of that damn coma, then he'
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 20
#29 vacation by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: SAPPINESS WARNING! This one was requested by fireflower12 and has taken me too long to write IM SORRY. I blame her entirely for this, though! She has just written her own drabble for the same theme and I cant stop thinking about it! (You can find it under my favorite stories - 55 CraigTweek drabbles
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The little things Chapter 2
To whomever cares enough to read excuses,Maybe youve seen me before, maybe youve heard of methat pathetic, blond piece of French shit. Just maybe, you even know my name. But you dont care. I was always there. Always there in the backgroundtheres that kidwithout a second thought.My point is, to all of you I was nobody, no feelings or thoughts. You were all wrong. Ive dealt with it for yearsyour hat
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Story of Kyle Chapter 3
Theressomething about Kyle Brofvloski nobody knows about. Not even his bestfriend, Stan or his enemy Eric Cartman knows. Want to know Kyleslittle secret? He has three older sisters. Their names are Katy,Emily, and Erin. Why you never heard of them or seen them? Becausetheyre dead. This is their story. Two months after Sheila marriedGerald, she was pregnant. She was having a girl. They named her Ka
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 12
A/N: Hey, guys, since this is the twelfth installment I think now is a fair enough time to ask you. What's your favorite drabble so far? Do you like the serieses or no? Insight into my readers' minds will be a big help in the future. So don't be shy, just click the purple button, or simply message me and tell. Plus I'd love to do requests. Thanks for reading, I'm more than happy to add to this awe
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 23
Fight Fear With FireI just saw that movie Orphan! You know the one thats like Theres Something Wrong With Esther. It was pretty good. Not really scary, just like really freaky! I really loved it, but now Im not adopting kids. The ending is like a totally bizarre twist. I was like what. The. Fuck.To Xxforget-me-notxX: You? Withdrawl? Your poor friend! You know you owe them for anything you destroye
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 21
#5 Store by Lar-lar.Disclaimer:I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Notes:CRACK TIME! Me and Fireflower12 were talking and SOMEHOW the idea forthis came up. That is all you need to know. Its kinda a weird oneand yes, I realise Tweek is OOC, but thats kinda the point, so!Yeah, enjoy the crazy.xoxCraigcould not say that he was completely used allto his best friends little ways and habits
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