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All over again Chapter 11
All over againSummary: The sequel to A New Beginning by kookygurl82. Now Lindsey and the gang are starting 5th grade in South Park Elementary. But without Gina and Kenny around, things will be a bit different.The people that are really taken now;KyleKenny (by Gina)StanCraigRed (by James)Wendy (by John)Henreitta (by Shadow, a.k.a. Ray)Clyde (by Bebe)Token (by Lola)Tweek (by Heidi)Marjorine (by Brid
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Brace Yourself Chapter 3
Brace YourselfChapter Three: Do You Remember When We Used To SingBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: The chapters for this are really short. I dont know why. Ill try to work on that. Thanks for all your lovely reviews! I know Im bad at replying, but I really do appreciate them! Plus they get me to work on this thing.Kyle smokes. He smokes behind the school, near the cafeteria dumpsters in between classes. He
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 25
Ikept replaying what Teresa said to me on Friday night. I keptreplaying what I said on Friday night. I should have been listeningto what Mr. Garrison. I looked at Tweek who was sitting next to me.He still has the black in his hair. He still looked hot. I growled.I had to get my mind off him, but I couldnt. I do not loveTweek Tweak. I head said to my heart. My heart thought otherwise.Oh, yes you do
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I Love Lucy Chapter 21
I think Craig hates me.------------------------------------Or maybe hes cheating on meIm sorry, but Ive been a bitparanoid over the past few weeks. My boyfriend since I was 15, is named Craig Tucker. He has shaggy black hair and purple eyes, and an overused middle finger, with slight anger management issues. Hes been my friend ever since I moved to South Park from New York, when I was seven, as we
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Princes Across Time Chapter 21
Chapter021UghKyle groaned. When he opened his eyes, he was face-to-face withhighly desiccated earth. As the wolf prince got up, dry particles ofdirt stuck to his moist face. It was as sweltering as a desert, Kylethought.Asa matter of fact it wasa desert. Even with his keen vision, he could see very little morethan sand, sand, and more sand. Oddly, as if to contrast thisseemingly vacant wasteland,
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All over again Chapter 12
All over againSummary: The sequel to A New Beginning by kookygurl82. Now Lindsey and the gang are starting 5th grade in South Park Elementary. But without Gina and Kenny around, things will be a bit different.A/N: It's been long has it? I dunno I lost count of the days. Anyways, now this chapter has a new character (hooray~!) another dear OC of mine. I wont reveal much about her, youll find out in
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Brace Yourself Chapter 4
Brace YourselfChapter Four: Strip Me Bare, Dont Let Me BreatheBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Ugh. So annoying. This is yet another chapter of something that was lost with my external hard drive. Oh well. Now it is new and improved. Also, youll have to forgive me. I named the red goth Derek becausewell, for no particular reason other than I know several goth kids named Derek. I really hate having to name
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TeresaDidgeridoo Chapter 26
Teresanever left my side for the past couple of days. She was scared I wasgoing to trip out again, skip school and get high beyond control. Shewas a really good friend. It was Wednesday night and she was tiredfrom babysitting me. She fell on my bed and fell asleep straightaway. Without Teresa talking to keep my mind busy, I started to thinkthings I didnt want to think about. See heart? I haventtho
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I Love Lucy Chapter 22
"And you've got to get me something, Luce, or I might die. I want to go to New York so badly!" Sera Fabiano chatted happily and very quickly as we drove towards Denver airport. Slight change in plans - I decided to join Sera in her car instead of going in Token's. And Sera has an equally smexy car anyway - a silver Mercedes convertible ('05) with black interior. Smexy indeed."Don't we all, Sera? I
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Princes Across Time Chapter 22
Chapter022*Huff*Stan wheezed, flying as far as he could away from Castle Sienne.Must find Kyle HahTheapostle is getting away! alerted Nellie.No!Despite how his wings hurt, Stan flapped them rapidly in an attemptto escape the castle. Just when he thought that he had made it,however, a whole legion of imperial pegasus knights blocked his path.Youcannot escape! Wendy roared.Justlet me try to find him
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All over again Chapter 13
All over againSummary: The sequel to A New Beginning by kookygurl82. Now Lindsey and the gang are starting 5th grade in South Park Elementary. But without Gina and Kenny around, things will be a bit different.A/N: I just watched The Eye last night, and let me tell you...I kept jumping up and down everytime something comes up on the screen God I was such a pussy that night, but that was the scaries
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Brace Yourself Chapter 5
Brace YourselfChapter Five: I Ended Up Too High But Never Learned To FlyBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: When inspiration strikes, it strikes hard. So yay for quick updates. BTW, I totally dedicate this chapter to jayjabee, who is sharing a strenuous week of papers and exams with me and kept me entertained with reviews and a PM while I was writing this chapter. You mdear are quite awesome! Continuing onwar
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El Dia de los Muertos Chapter 1
El Da de los Muertos+ Natsu +PROLOGUEOn the 2nd of November Kenny McCormick died and did not come back.It had been a routine accident: A drunken slip from the edge of a balcony whilst dicking around climbing the railings. Three people had watched him plummet, heard the sick thud of limbs crumbling against snow-dusted concrete, and had then turned placidly back to their partying. Everyone knew abou
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I Love Lucy Chapter 23
"Hey Craig! What's up?" I bounded through his door cheerfully. Craig's home is always welcoming. I twirled a bit before I plopped down onto his couch, sinking into the cushion. I beamed up at him. But he wasn't smiling, smirking, or even glaring. He was looking...sad? No, Craig is hardly ever sad. "You sounded pretty urgent over the phone? Is something wrong?" I asked, my smile fading. Craig clear
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Princes Across Time Chapter 23
~!WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING!~EXPLICIT CONTENT TOWARDS THE END OF THIS CHAPTER! BEWARE! DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU!! Chapter 23~Oh, by the goddess~ Stan did not know why words of the ancient language passed his lips. How How is this possible?Wendy is my reincarnation, explained the mysterious woman. That is why she knows the mighty galdr of release. By singing it to her, youve awakened me.I-I
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Back In Town Chapter 1
Okay,for all my new stories I give warnings, so Ill do it now.1. Ima horrible author, thus the story will be awful.2. Ifyou dont like, dont read or comment. I dont blame you.3. Thismay have a considerably large amount of OCsYouhave been warned.Prologue- Goodbye_____________________________________________________________________________________Whatdo you think their talking about? a small boy aske
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Brace Yourself Chapter 6
Brace YourselfChapter Six: Your Best Friend Always Sticking Up For YouBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: This chapter is heartbreakingly short. I apologize. Please review.The cigarette cradled in Kyles fingers drops to the cement as his hand goes up to wrap around Kennys arm. I take a step back, wanting nothing more than to dissolve into shadows, like I was never here at all. Then, to my surprise, Kyle shove
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El Dia de los Muertos Chapter 2
A/N: Really thank you for the positive reviews which were left for the measly little prologue of this story. Its going to be quite close to my heart, this one, so I feel a bit protective of it! I think Im a little too involved with it, to be honest: it makes me emotional! The responses I received really have motivated me to write more, though. You guys are super awesome.Four years later and Kyles
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I Love Lucy Chapter 24
So there I was, minding my own business, walking down the Evergreen Terrace, which is a short strip of shops you could go to if you didn't feel like going to the mall. It's where my favorite 7-11 is. Anyway, I was eating one of those big-ass swirly lollipop thingies, thinking of how I should beat the Britains (Kaysha and Pip) tomorrow at dodgeball with Kevin (we're the Asians, since he's Chinese a
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Princes Across Time Chapter 24
WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!! MORE MATURE CONTENT TOWARDS THE END OF THIS CHAPTER! BE FOREWARNED, CHILDREN!!!!Chapter 024It was already nightfall when Kyles group pitched camp about 20 miles from Castle Sienne. Excited but nervous about the great feat to be accomplished, the armys soldiers were all gaining needed energy through sleep. All, that is, except the armys deputy commander.
Hah Kyle pa
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Rescue Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park....When most people find themselves staring into the mighty grill of an eighteen-wheeler they reflect upon their lives. Vivid memories of their family, friends, and gaming systems flutter through their minds. They feel a great, great sadness upon leaving earth.But we arent talking about most people. We are talking about Kenneth McCormick, who, in his darkest hour
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Brace Yourself Chapter 7
Brace YourselfChapter Seven: When I Watch You, Wanna Do YouBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: I dont know how this story ended up being updated the least all of a sudden. Must rectify that.Henrietta, I snarl.She smiles and simpers, Havent you heard Ive been looking for you? All. Over.Yeah, Ive heard. Ive been avoiding you, I reply, cocking my head to the side, But you know that.Henrietta rolls her eyes. Shes
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El Dia de los Muertos Chapter 3
A/N: This is a lazy, boring (and overlong) chapter and I am sorry for it. Theres a lot of backstory, but it does eventually get to the pivotal point of the narrative (honest it does) if you stick with it. I think that really...this was more than just a fanfic idea and I dont actually have the time to devote to it at the moment to do it justice. Which makes me sad.From the second their eyes had met
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I Love Lucy Chapter 25
sputsputsputgggrrrRRRAWWWWWWWW!I cringed as the chainsaw whirred to life in my hands. Damn it's loud...Bugs gave me a thumbs up with her gloved hand. We're both wearing mouth-covers, safety goggles, gloves, and nose plugs. Yes, nose plugs - do you really want to get wood chips stuck up your nose? We don't.I took a deep breath, squeezing my eyes shut."Lucy! Goddamnit, open your eyes!" Bugs hollered
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Princes Across Time Chapter 25
Chapter025WhenStan woke up the next morning, it was peaceful and noiseless. Therewas absolutely no fighting going on, though blood ran a deep redthroughout Castle Sienne. The first thought of the morning for himwas none other than his new fianc, Kyle Broflovski.
Oh,Kyle- The young apostle wanted to see his beloved once more, butby the time he was fully awake, the prince of wolves was no longe
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Papercuts Chapter 1
Done for the 100 theme challenge.Warning: SlashYou, Christophe DeLorne, are one of the many pains in my life. You constantly annoy me. You burst into my room in the middle of the night, embedding your dirt and blood into the carpet, filling my room with your smokescreen, breaking things and making a mess of my room, my bed, myself. Youre constantly telling me how Im lower than you, and less intell
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Brace Yourself Chapter 8
Brace YourselfChapter Eight: Now Im Of Consenting Age To Be Forgetting You In A CabaretBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Yeesh, guys. Dont kill me! I didnt mean to cut the chapter off where I did, but I hadnt finished this part and I figured you wanted me to post SOMETHING. Eep. And now Im frightened! laughs- I dont know if I should be super flattered that youre all threatening me, or scared you might figur
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Overlooking You Chapter 1
Sometimes we overlook the smaller things, details that are just out of place because you dont want to ruin a delicate balance called friendship. There are things you dont mention because you dont want to lose someone.None of them ever mentioned the fact that Kenny hardly ever had a lunch or any school supplies.None of them ever mentioned the picture of two fourth-grade kids that Stan kept in his l
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I Love Lucy Chapter 26
Hey, shrimp cocktail, whatre you doin?I used my nickname for Bugs - I used to just call her shrimp, but I stretched that out to shrimp cocktail. Anyway, I raised my eyebrows at my little sister, who was stretched on the lawn with her sunglasses on. She was dressed in her Billabong hoodie with the sleeves rolled up, and her nuddy-pants, which are literally nude-colored pants, which are no pants at
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Princes Across Time Chapter 26
Chapter026Holyfriggin crap Kyle shook, even as he flew. I cant believeit Cartman was in love with me this whole time! Oh my God, oh myGod, oh my God!!~Meanwhile,with Cartman bleeding on the floor~Icant get up Cartman groaned, feeling shock comingabout.Archsage!Nailah came running from behind, with Rafiel and Volug behind her.Archsage Cartman! What happened to you?NghKyle He attacked me and then le
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Rebel Rebel Chapter 1
100 Themes Challenge - 50: Breaking The Rules (Bunny)
----------Hey, Butters, whatre you doing holed up in there? You wanna come hang out with me and the guys? Kenny shouted to from below Butterss open window, throwing a pebble at the glass just to make sure he got his attention.Id love to K-Kenny, but you see, Im grounded again. Butters looked from outside the window to where his closed bedr
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Brace Yourself Chapter 9
Brace YourselfChapter Nine: Now See Time And Time Again, You Got Away With MurderBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Thanks for the super encouraging reviews guys! Im hoping now that YCNGB is done, Ill be able to update this more often. Theres such a lack of interest out there when it comes to style fics, and such demand when it comes to k squared that its hard to get motivated with this sometimes. Dont get m
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Overlooking You Chapter 2
---AvinxMile---Stan stormed down the hallway, cursing his luck at being stuck with Craig on the egg parenting project. Craig had glared daggers at him all second period, and Stan had glared right back. It wasn't his fault Craig hated him. No, it was more like Wendy's fault in a roundabout way. Craig apparently had the hots for Wendy, but Wendy hated him. She'd told Stan before, several times, that
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I Love Lucy Chapter 27
I scratched my cheek nervously, watching Principal Monica pace back and forth rapidly in front of us. You would think I would be used to this by now. But the principals office is never a nice place to be. The guys usually get me in here every other daybut this time its different. I wasnt the one fighting in the cafeteria. It wasnt me.I raised a hand slowly, Um I cleared my throat, trying to put on
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Princes Across Time Chapter 27
Chapter 027Kenny Stan spoke with the poverty-stricken boy as everyone left the battlefield. Tell me How is this possible? How did you awaken? I thought that you were supposed to sleep for 50 years, thanks to the galdr of revivalThat I was, but Kenny paused. Stan, you have heard of Lehrans Medallion, have you not?I think so It has the dark god sealed inside, right?Yes. Centuries ago, Asheras Three
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Fragile Chapter 1
Your breath comesragged; your heart is racing a million miles per hour. You live forthe rush; that surge of adrenaline pumping through your veins, makingyour head spin and your knees go weak. You crave it; this rush, theexhilaration. Trees speed by in your peripheral vision, a millionlittle blurs of different greens and reds and browns. The colors allmeld together; almost unrecognizable in the dar
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Brace Yourself Chapter 10
Brace YourselfChapter Ten: Were The Color Of InsanityBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: No. Inspiration. At. All. Its like Im in a writing dead zone. Save me. Please.I need to talk to you, Kyles voice is tinny through the cell, but his tone is enough to make me drop this whole screwy conversation with Wendy, tell Christophe that I have an emergency, and race off at the speed of light. Weve only been friends
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Overlooking You Chapter 3
---AvinxMile---When Stan told Wendy he didnt want to go out with her anymore, she pulled all her usual tricks- pleading, begging, cajoling, even screaming at him in the middle of the hallway as she followed him to class. Stan hadnt given into any of them (Kyle, think Kyle) and finally Wendy broke down, right outside his sixth period class.I HATE YOU STAN! She shrieked so loudly that Stan swore the
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I Love Lucy Chapter 28
I smiled deliriously asI heard the pilots words:We will be landingin Denver, Colorado in half an hour. Please fasten your seat belts.I havent been inColorado in at leastwell; actually, I havent been there since Igraduated high school. I finished up college a year ago Igraduated when I was 22, and now Im 23. And a half. And I got anemail from Bebe Stevens a week ago about a highschool reunion, and
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Princes Across Time Chapter 28
Chapter028Kylenow stood on the highest hill within a 2-mile radius of Sienne.Summer as well as spring brought great rainstorms upon the empire ofBegnion. As of now, the vast grasslands were being blessed by thegoddess rains. Mile upon mile of the land was drenched in gallonsof this water. It would bring quick sickness upon any beorc, and anyanimal less than a foot tall would most likely drown.Yett
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Running Away Chapter 1
Disclaimer: Tale Spin is the property of Disney. I had this story on my mind so I borrowed them. I am not making any money in this so please dont sue me.Authors note: Ive had this story on my mind for awhile, so I thought I may as well share it with others. It has Molly as the main character. Warning: I havent watched Tale Spin in a very long time, since it was taken off the Disney Channel and mov
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Brace Yourself Chapter 11
Brace YourselfChapter Eleven: Cause The Daylight Seems To Want YouBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: By the way, I forgot to celebrate last chapter- Brace Yourself is the first story since YCNGB to go into double digits! Yay! I sort of forgot that somewhere in between wallowing in self-pity at my lack of chosen-ness by the writing gods. By the way, I hate when people say the thing you have to get about blah
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