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The Violinist Chapter 2
I'm slightly annoyed that this chapter is shorter than the last one, since I like my chapters to progressively increase in length. But I didn't want to insert a second scene to this chapter, and I couldn't find a way to stretch it without making it seem wordy or obvious. So I hope this will do.To those who haven't noticed, chapter 1 has been revised minimally based on the feedback given. The actua
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Rich Witch an Oc story Chapter 3
Wewalked until we came up to a house with a boy with a small tuft ofblonde hair playing with dolls in front of it.HeyButters, Cartman said.Ohhey Eric, The kid named Butters said rubbing his knucklestogether. Why is he doing that? Does he have to pee or something? Iwondered.Whatswrong with Clyde? Cartman asked pointing to a brown haired boythat was sitting on Butterss porch crying.OhJimmy stole his
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You Can Never Go Back Chapter 14
You Can Never Go BackChapter Fourteen: I Got An Arsenal, An Infantry, Im Built For This MentallyBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Uhmmmm.yeah. No lengthy note today. I will say that Im currently watching The Coon, and any doubts I had about Butters and Cartman being a good couple have now vanished. I mean, way to make the Batman/Joker thing come to lifeOh, and I guess some of my transitions in the chapters
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Death Dealers Chapter 10
Thedetectives bring Blade in the interrogation room and a detectivecomes into question him.Detective:Where were you two nights go at 10:36 - 11:01 pm?Blade:I was with a man named Carl Score.Detective:Ill be back in a moment.Thedetective leaves and returns five minutes later.Detective:Your alibi checks out.Blade:Cool, Why did you think I did it?Detective:Wendy saw your Blades when her rapist came i
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Jealousy Chapter 1
JealousyThere's a reason for everything, they say. There's somebody out there for everyone! They encourage. But they never tell you your heart gets shattered in the search for that someone. They never tell you that you have to go through torture, tears and tantrums just to get where you want to be.Kyle Broflovski learnt that the hard way.- - - xYou can never tell if somebody is right for you, just
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The Violinist Chapter 3
One chapter a day! Though I think this streak won't continue tomorrow since I have work for the next three days. Plus, I want to allot time in finishing a one-shot I've been working on. I think I also have to remember that WNLB spoiled me with reviews, so though I'm internally saddened that reviews are at an all-time low I can live with it (though I'd prefer not to).Chapter two has been revised an
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Rich Witch an Oc story Chapter 4
Ifollowed Cartman into the janitors closet.Whatis it? I asked.This,He said pulling out a bloody cotton thing.Whatis that? I asked.Stansaborted brother, I never threw him away, hes like magical orsomething, he got us an Acoma game sphere once, Cartman replied.Thatsso cool! I exclaimed.Butwhat are you going to use it for? I asked.Iam going to give it to Butters so he can get ungrounded but as soonas
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You Can Never Go Back Chapter 15
You Can Never Go BackChapter 15: And His Eyes Were Glowing Like Two Lit CigarettesBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: So I lost everything I had written- I backed my computer up on an external hard drive, did a system recover on my computer, started loading the backed up files back on, and then proceeded to accidentally break said hard drive. Um. So yeah, kind of pissed. It also happens to be my boyfriends ha
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Death Dealers Chapter 11
Bladecalls Chris at 4:00, two hours before the party.Blade:Chris?Chris:Yeah?Blade:I got the concert hall from 5:30 pm to 12:00 am. What kind of musicdo you want to be played?Chris:I dont know party music I guess.Blade:Ok. See you at 5:30, the party starts at 6:00Chris:Ok.At6:00 the party was set up and the guest started to arrive.At6:30 when everybody has arrived Blade gets on stage.Bladewhistles
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Perfect Chapter 1
Stan dont swim out so far! Its not safe! Kyle called after himKye, its fine. There are a ton of people out here. He said back, swinging his arm around gesturing at the other swimmers. Kyle shook his head and swam over towards him. See? Fine.I guess. Kyle sighed, rolling over on his back to float in the water. A few minutes had passed when suddenly Kyle let his feet drop back into the water. He ten
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My Pairing Drabbles Chapter 1
Borrowedfrom Lucy... a character, pairing,or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it onrandom/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song thatplays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish thedrabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. Nolingering afterwards!
4. Do five of these, then post themI did 6 because I wanted to do anex
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Rich Witch an Oc story Chapter 5
Stanwhat the hell are you doing? I heard a voice say I saw a girlstanding there wearing a black short sleeved t-shirt with a pictureof skull & cross bones with baggy grey jeans and red converseswhen I looked at her face I saw that her eyes were covered by smallrectangle Goth like glasses.Whothe fuck are you and what the fuck do you think you are doing ruiningmy moment? I asked angrily.Whatdo y
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You Can Never Go Back Chapter 16
You Can Never Go BackChapter 16: And What Good Is Feelin If My Hands Arent Touchin You?By: Jondy MacmillanA/N: It is I of the super quick updating skills! Dont get used to it The original chapter title for this was better, but it was sadly written down in my lost word document along with the chapter titles up until nineteen. However this one isnt bad (Eep, I think!), so its forgiven. Mostly. :hide
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What Hurts The Most Chapter 1
WhatHurts The MostBy:esmtzKylehad been standing in the rain for what seemed like hours. He was at agrave sight and was looking down at a specific tombstone with tearsin his eyes.You fuckingassholeits already been 5 years and we still cant findyou.I cant find you Kyle swallowed trying to keep himselffrom breaking down; his whole body was shaking and shivering from thecold.Kyle continued to lookat t
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With Apologies to Craig Tucker Chapter 1
WITH APOLOGIES TO CRAIGTUCKERBY SHADOWGATEI WROTE THIS AFTERSEEING THE PANDEMIC AND PANDEMIC 2 THE STARTLING. I WAS THRILLED TOSEE CRAIG GET A CENTRAL ROLE. CRAIG WAS ALWAYS DARK, AGGRESSIVE, ANDJUST AN AWESOME CHARACTER. IN THAT TWO-PART EPISODE WE SAW CRAIGSANGST.I WAS A LITTLEDISAPPOINTED THAT KYLE, STAN, AND KENNY COULDNT SEE HOW THEY HURTCRAIG. OBVIOUSLY CARTMAN DOESNT REALIZE WHEN HE HURTS A
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My Babies My Everything Chapter 1
A/N: So this is my first South Park fanfic. Warnings: Swearing may be offensive and references to alcohol.Carol McCormick's POV:I watch Kenny get on the bus from our house. Seemed like only yesterday his brother was pushing him around in his stroller around town. Man all four of us been through hell and back then back to hell. Yet my sons are my world and I wouldn't give 'em up for no one. Oh yay
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Rich Witch an Oc story Chapter 6
Idecided to tell Cartman my plans to ruin Kyles life as wellthinking that maybe he could help me since I didnt have a lot ofdirt on him.Sodo you think maybe you can help me? I asked.Illtry to but this is going to be tough, Ive been trying to ruin thatstupid Jews life for years but with the two of us we should beable to pull it off, Cartman replied.Doyou have any ideas? I asked.Nope,not yet, Cartma
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You Can Never Go Back Chapter 17
You Can Never Go BackChapter Seventeen: Its Never Too Late To Redirect FateBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: OohPlease review!Hi, Stan does this absent little finger wag-wave thing that allows me to see the bone-white icy pallor tingeing his joints. Hes got to be freezing. All hes wearing is a pair of jeans darkened by the damp and a sopping blue and black plaid shirt. Its flannel, and must be absorbing wat
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What Hurts The Most Chapter 2
WhatHurts The MostBy:esmtzAssoon as their first few classes were over the next day Stan, Kyle,and Kenny went over to the cafeteria to have lunch. As soon as theygot their food they went over to sit with Craig and Tweek.Kyle, Im seriousdude you really need to get your mind off of Cartman. Im sure hesfine wherever he is. He probably just ran away and decided to nevercome back here. Stan said as he t
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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 1
AN: Okay. Soooo many OC stories out, I figured. Lemme give it a shot...had one before but I thought it was personal fail. So here's a new one! I've changed Lucky's back story a bit for this story, plus I'm accepting OC's so please send them in 8D This is all for fun everyone. No need to harass and such, okay? Anyway! Enjoy!---"Cow...cow...cow....nother cow....hey wow, a cow..." I mumble, my right
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My Babies My Everything Chapter 2
A/N: I changed the rating. Major reason is because there may contain some Domestic Violence plus alcoholism. So you've been warned.Carol's POV:Here I was sixteen and had two kids. This sucked. Here I was giving Kenny his bottle when I should've been out doing whatever people my age do. Yet what was I suppose to do? Leave this defenseless baby with a drunk, jobless bastard? I don't think so. Just t
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Rich Witch an Oc story Chapter 7
Iran up to my room crying my eyes out, I couldnt live withoutCartman, I was rich and beautiful and perfect and yet the only guy Ithat Ive ever loved didnt love me back.ShouldI do this? I asked myself when I took out my pistol from under mybed. I then decided that I would have to that Cartman meant too muchto me to live anymore, it didnt even matter that everyone wouldmiss the rich and beautiful me
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You Can Never Go Back Chapter 18
You Can Never Go BackChapter Eighteen: Finding Myself Making Every Possible MistakeBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Mwaha, and I just realized the opening scene is remarkably close to the opening scene of Breathe Me. Either I lack originality or I just really like the idea of Kyle spooning with people. You decide. Okay, ready to pick up where we left off? Good, me too. Lets go.It takes me forever to fall a
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What Hurts The Most Chapter 3
WhatHurts The MostBy:esmtzHey, Kyle. The guysand I were thinking about going to go hang out at the new arcade theyjust opened up in town. Do you want to come with us? Stan asked asthe bell rang signaling the end of their last class of the day.Kyle put his booksaway in his backpack and looked at Stan trying to come up with areason not to go.I cant today,Stan. I have a lot of chores that need to get
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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 2
A/N: Thanks to everyone who sent in there OCs! I'm still accepting if anyone would like to send their OC in. Urm, as for couples those will come in, in like later chapters and such. Anyway! Enjoy! I don't own South Park, just Lucky and Jason. ---"Hey ho, pass the gravy.""Mein fatass, why don't you go get some manners?"Dinner time at the Cartmans. It's my third night here. So this has become somewh
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My Babies My Everything Chapter 3
A/N: So glad everyone who's reading this story is liking it! Here's chapter three. It gets into s the domestic violence parts just to warn you.Carol's POV:I never left the house. Though today was an exception. I was taking Kenny and Kevin to the park. We finally arrived there. The sun was shining and other children were playing. Kenny looked around in his torn up stroller."Bub ba ba bub," he cooed
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Starbucks Chapter 1
I was fishing through my documents, and found this. So I edited over and figured I might as well put it up.This story does in fact have 'Fuck' in it. It's Craig. It's expected. You want me to raise the rating that's fine, just tell me.Disclaimer; I'll tell ya when I make progress in owning any fandom or series.YOU KNOW-constructive criticism is DA BOMB! So are reviews, but CC just wins over all!Cr
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You Can Never Go Back Chapter 19
You Can Never Go BackChapter Nineteen: I Staggered Back to the UndergroundBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Woot. A chapter that has absolutely nothing to do with Stan. Okay, thats a lie. But Stan wont be in it, so there. And I feel so bad for Kenny. Why do I do such bad things to him? AwDont worry. Things will end happily for him. Eventually.Kennys mouth is hot on mine, and I can feel my body burning, itch
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What Hurts The Most Chapter 4
WhatHurts The MostBy:esmtzAs soon as the boyswent into Butters bedroom, Butters closed and locked the door andthen went to sit on his bed. Stan stood in front of the door unsureIf he should stay standing or to sit next to Butters.You might want tosit down, Stan. Butters told him.Stan hesitantly satdown next to Butters as he looked at him expectantly. It was quietfor a few minutes before Butters si
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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 3
A/N: Wow, folks. Thanks so much for sending in your OCs and your reviwes! Though, hot damn everyone wants a piece of Kenny, huh? This is making me come to a block in the road, and I'm just a girl who can't say no...but I'm sorry but I thinkn I am going to have to make some kind of drama. Cause well yes, folks, this story also gonna have some drama, drama llama yo' mama. Anyway! Let's get started.
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Crack Bunnies Chapter 1
About Crack Bunnies: Occasionally, I get the urge to write things that should probably never be published and certainly don't fit in with my one-shots, hence this collection. There are two types of story which fit here. The first type are the stories in which there are relatively normal pairings but crack-tastic situations, most of these are labelled humour. Then there are the second type, which a
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Craig and The Flu Chapter 1
Craig and the FluDisclaimer- I do not own South Park or its characters----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The worst thing about being sick is that there is never anything good on TV. Daytime TV sucks ass, and its even worse when your home alone withering in pain with the flu. I had decided to just settle on some Spanish soap opera, when I felt th
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You Can Never Go Back Chapter 20
You Can Never Go BackChapter Twenty: For All The Ghosts That Are Never Going To Catch MeBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Holy fuck, twenty chapters. Not just that, but twenty chapters in like, six months. Okay, so six months sounds like a long time, but considering. I have some original stories Ive worked on for like three years, and they only have five chapters. My longest story ever is thirty, and Im not
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What Hurts The Most Chapter 5
WhatHurts The MostBy:esmtzBubbe its timeto get up to get ready for school! Sheila said knocking on thedoor to her sons bedroom.Kyle groaned as heforced himself to get out of bed; still exhausted from not gettingenough sleep lately. He went to the bathroom and quickly got dressedand washed up. As soon as he was done he made his way down to thekitchen to make himself cereal.Alright, Kyle, yourfather
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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 4
A/N: So yeah, sorry about saying I'd update yesterday when I clearly did not. There was this issue...A human live action game of Wizard's Chess, and yours truly was casted as not only a pawn but also as George Weasley. So that's my reason why there was no update. Anyway! Here's the next chapter, enjoy!---Well it's today. Today is the day my father; Jason Day marries Liane Cartman, Eric Cartman's m
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The Love Sevenagon Chapter 1
WOW!This is pretty fuckedup.Butters is in love withKyle, who is in love with Kenny, who is in love with Stan, who is inlove with Cartman, who is in love with Bebe, who is in love withWendy!How did all thishappen? In my opinion, I dont really give a flying fuck, but sinceyou want to hear the story, I guess I could tell you the story of howthese seven fucked people were in love!000000000000000000000
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A South Park Romance Adventure Chapter 1
(Imdoing the disclaimer now. I do not own South Park, any of thecharacters in it, or the blueprints. South Park and everythingregarding it belongs to the mighty and glorious geniuses, Matt Stoneand Trey Parker)Hi,my name is Kayleigh. I like being called KayKay. This is my firstfic, so please dont flame. Anyway, Im not sure what to say. Themain characters of this story are two OCs I made up. They a
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You Can Never Go Back Chapter 21
You Can Never Go BackChapter Twenty One: All We Ever Are Is FriendsBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Thanks for the reviews, guys! Oh, (pimpage) and if you like college age fics, you MUST go read Natsus You Can Write It On My Grave. Its two chapters as Im writing this, and already brilliant. Im in love. Seriously. Umwarningthis chapter contains some serious anger. Whats that saying? Its only when the sky is
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What Hurts The Most Chapter 6
What Hurts The MostBy: esmtzIt was now already at the end of the school day and Kyle still never showed up for his classes. Stan started putting his books away and then started writing down the homework assignment. As he was about to leave, Wendy went up to him and smiled.Hi, Stan. I was wondering if you wanted to hang out with me this weekend. Wendy asked kissing him on the cheek.Stan turned red
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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 5
A/N: The new Harry Potter movie. Oh. My. Lordy. DUMBLEDOOOORE! (weeps, and blows nose) Augh...okay. Anyway! Enough of my wizard angst. Here's the new chapter, which is the paaaartyyyyy! Enjoy! I don't own South Park.---"Ya look pretty in your fancy dress, but I deictic unhappiness. You never speak so I have to guess you're not free-ee-eee-ee-eeee." I sang. I had my tooth brush in my hand but in my
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Innuendo Chapter 1
Its not funny, dude!Stan groaned, playing with his bowtie stupidly. Kyle chuckled from a few feet away. They stood in a small dressing room before a tall, elegant mirror, both men wearing their most formal attire.Need some help? Kyle asked his long-time best friend. Stan shook his head stubbornly. He continued trying to tie the damn thing, but with no success. Cmon, man, Kyle said. Youre getting m
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A South Park Romance Adventure Chapter 2
Yay! Second chapter! I was gonna wait till I had about 5 or much more reviews, but I just had to start writing this right away. I got slapped with inspiration. Yay! Now, Im not sure if youre supposed to put the disclaimer in every chapter or not, but until someone says that I dont have to, then Im gonna do just that. Disclaimer: I do not own South Park. If I did, than it would be turned around, pu
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