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Mission For The UnLoving Chapter 1
Mission For The UnLoving; xx
For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it. Ivan Panin.Christophe glared at the British boy in front of him. He let a small sigh escape his lips as said blonde boy grinned manically at him. "Come, now, Mole. Have you not learnt anything in the years we have been working together?""Togezer?" Christophe repeated, "Ah, oui, if togezer means completey on
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Babe its called reality Chapter 7
(WOW. I got amazing suggestions for this chapter! I give credit to Kootie Bomb for a scene idea and Especially Kenny for the whole chapter suggestion. YOU GUYS ROCK! R&R)-Ambers POV-I sat in the cafeteria with the girls and Craigs gang when I realized something. We were missing Lulu.Hey wheres Lulu? Kaysha asked as if she was reading my mind.There. Rinny said pointing at Lulu and Kenny enterin
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Revenge Au Trois Chapter 3
Revenge pu TrisAbig thanks to all readers/reviewers, keep going, this is where thingsstart getting interestingIdont own South Park.Chapter3Heyguys, lets get another round, Kenny said. He downed the last ofhis beer and looked at them expectantly.Dude,slow down, Kyle said. Thats like your fifth beer already,and weve only been here an hour!Ohcome on, its Stannys stag night! Kenny cried, playfullyruff
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I Put A Spell On You Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I own nothing related to South Park.Note: My cousin took a whack at writing the other day during his stay at my house and wrote part of this (I edited that part a bit since he had a some mistakes) and asked me to finish it up and post it on here. Strangely, we kind of write the same...which completely scares me. Anyways, please review and tell us what you think.PS: The SP boys may seem
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The Closeted Mans Guide to Goodies Chapter 1
Hello dearies and darlings, missed me? Heh, perhaps not, but I've sure missed you!This is the result of the request given to me by Gecko Osco (the winner of my little contest), a lovely lady who challenged my wits by giving me five objects/words/sentences to use in a get-together-story with Stan and Kyle.The words were dishtowel, Kenny, nosebleeds, nerdy glasses and "I learned something today..."Y
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Mission For The UnLoving Chapter 2
GUYS!I HAVE MOVED TO A NEW ACCOUNT:h t t p:// w w w f a n f i c t i on.n e t/~ p o i n t o f p a s s i o njust remove the spaces: ALL SOUTH PARK FICS WILL BE UPLOADED ONTO THIS ACCOUNT.SO PLEASE RE-REVIEW ON THERE, AND I WILL BE ETERNALY GRATEFUL (and will learn to SPELL XD) I SHALL BE UPDATING K2, 'TOPHLOVSKI AND VARIOUS OTHER FICS UP ONTO THIS ACCOUNT SO ALL THE OTHERS ON HERE SHALL BE DELETED A
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Babe its called reality Chapter 8
(Hey guys and girls. I still love all the reviews Im getting. Thanks to Especially Kenny for giving me another idea. Make sure you check out the story called All Down Hill From Here by Doomed-Orange-Parka, whose OC is Lucky Day. Its an amazing story. CHECK IT OUT! R&R)-Tweeks POV-Wow. My life pretty much sucks right now. Not only am I still jittery and my wrist broken because I slipped (ACK! H
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Revenge Au Trois Chapter 4
Revenge pu TrisThankyou for all reviews so far, especially Guardian Angel I find yourreviews really helpful, glad youre enjoying the fic!RIPMichael Jackson cant believe it.Chapter4StanMarsh lifted his head and rubbed his eyes tiredly. His head wasbanging to the beat of a throbbing headache. He took a few gulpsfrom a bottle of water and finally chanced a look in the mirror. Hispale, sickly face c
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Never Die Chapter 1
Never DieChapter One: Im Just The Trouble That You NeedBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Okay, so YET another new story, and this one really annoys me because it was five pages of perfection until my hard drive crashed. Originally this was called Every Sinner Has a Future, but it seemed like a long, unflowy title. I really cant think of anything better right now. Plus its definitely going to be considerably
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Fake Hipsters Chapter 1
You know, generally I would spend another year stressing about this story before posting it, because I've only got seven chapters and lord knows I don't need another incomplete story on my hands. But, hey, I'm bored.This is an attempt at writing short chapters, by the way.It was going to be the warmest Christmas break in his memory, but Stan was still pissed. His flight to Denver was only delayed
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Falling In Love At A Coffee Shop Chapter 1
AN:
I do not own South Park; Craig or Tweek.
I just own the idea and the feelings put into it.
oh and this story 8D.Song: Falling In Love At A Coffee Shop
Landon Pigg.Falling In Love At A Coffee ShopCraig let his shoes tred into the snow as he stepped out of his house, straightening his jacket and sorting his fringe out that hung from his hat and into his eyes. He looked around
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Lost Chapter 1
A Note From Ben: Greetings. I know, I know. I've got, like, a billion jillion trillion thousand hundred stories started that I don't update. I don't need anyone to point that one out, and nobody feels more badly about all of that than I do. This one is a bit different, however. This one is...special. It's always been special, and by far my absolute favorite story out of anything I've concocted thu
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Babe its called reality Chapter 9
(Thank you for all the reviews and messages youre all sending me, it makes my day! This chapter is mainly about Lucy and what her posse does on a typical boring Saturday. Enjoy :D)-WARNING: This chapter includes sexual themes (but no sexing is happening so dont freak.)-Ambers POV-I slowly opened my eyes as i sat up and looked at the clock. It read 1:23 pm. WAIT WHAT.OH NO, SCHOOL. I said jumping o
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Revenge Au Trois Chapter 5
Revenge Au TroisAh,chapter 5. I cant believe its chapter 5 already! Cheers toeveryone whos read/reviewed so far. This chapter is mainly filler, but itll pick up again after that. Trent and Christophes mystery partner is also revealed in thisone (and no, it isnt Butters XD), so keep reading!Idont own nothin.Chapter5Stan,wake up.Thevoice was distant, but Stan knew it well. He tried to lift his head,
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Never Die Chapter 2
Never DieChapter Two: Hair Done Up, Black Holes Painted On Your EyesBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Thanks for all your reviews on the first chapter. I was astounded. Alright, so this chapter is much more boring. It focuses mostly on Stan. Dont worry. Its short. Were going back to Kenny and Kyle and more interesting happenings in the next one. However, if you dont like Stan much, I warn you now that he fe
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Fake Hipsters Chapter 2
Hi there. I'm so sorry I've now got three active unfinished stories. That's not very responsible, is it? Thank you for reading, though. I appreciate it! I am looking forward to a fic-filled summer.There was something calm and non-threatening about Butters backyard it wasnt the largest in South Park, and yet it was hardly the smallest. There was certainly enough room for four men to stand 10 feet
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Jealousy Chapter 1
JealousyThere's a reason for everything, they say. There's somebody out there for everyone! They encourage. But they never tell you your heart gets shattered in the search for that someone. They never tell you that you have to go through torture, tears and tantrums just to get where you want to be.Kyle Broflovski learnt that the hard way.- - - xYou can never tell if somebody is right for you, just
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Babe its called reality Chapter 10
(Ok everyone; here is chapter 10 of the story. I nearly crapped myself to see I had over 70 reviews for only 9 chapters. THANK YOU EVERYONE, I LOVE YOU ALL. Oh and this chapter you will be introduced to a new OC. Yay. R&R)NOTE: I do not own South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone do (theyre freaking amazing). Co-writer is now officially Especially Kenny. -Ambers POV-After sleeping nearly the wh
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Revenge Au Trois Chapter 6
RevengepuTrisManythanks for the reviews and the happy birthdays they are muchappreciated!Asfor this chapter, sorry Wendy-haters, but shes going to be playinga bigger role from here on in.Ifyou get chance, you must read My Brothers Keeper, by Sifl Senpai. Its very confusing, but its hilarious, and it deserves a read right after youve read this, obviously ; ) Okay, long authornotes overIdont own t
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Never Die Chapter 3
Never DieChapter Three: Ive Gotta Feel You In My Bones AgainBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: I dont know why this story gets updated slower than the rest of them. Probably because its going to take a few chapters to really get into the main plot, and also I think its more difficult to write in third- which I find highly amusing, with at least forty six original stories over at fictionpress written in third
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Fake Hipsters Chapter 3
Are you enjoying this story so far? I sure hope so. Let's not waste time, shall we? Presenting chapter three, in which there is a party:One hour after the first guest (Clyde, like it mattered) arrived, Stan was well on his way to his ultimate goal of being massively fucked-up. All hed been drinking was beer, but it wasnt very good beer. He liked Goose Island; he missed the way drinking designer be
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Pictures of You Chapter 1
Pictures of YouThere were several reasons why Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski were not the most friendly of people toward each other. Just like why Wendy Testaburger and Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman were definately not friendly toward each other. Mostly because they all had one thing that the other didn't. Eric had attitude, Kyle had a polite manner (only rude when needing to be). Wendy had S
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Babe its called reality Chapter 11
(Hey. Sorry I couldnt update this sooner, I had some technical issues. But its all good now so Im able to update. Thanks again for the wonderful reviews! Oh and Im also going to write another story in the south park category, if you want more info about it, PM me. R&R)Disclaimer: I dont own South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone do. -Ambers POV-I woke up this morning feeling sore. Last night a
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Revenge Au Trois Chapter 7
Revenge qu TrisManythanks for your reviews, I hope youre enjoying the fic andthere arent too many gaping plotholesArethere any other fanfic writers on Twitter? I am, although dontworry, Im not advertising for friends or anything Idont own South Park the very sexy Matt and Trey do. Yes, I sowould.Chapter7Stanpushed the last of the rope off his ankles and stood up. Hestretched his legs to get the
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Never Die Chapter 4
Never DieChapter Four: While Runnin From The RainBy: Jondy MacmillanKyle lead Stan into the cafeteria, proud, like hed discovered the best new thing ever. Which he kind of had. Kyle Broflovski wasnt exactly a trend setter. Times when he knew something before anyone else were few and far between. Kenny would be amazed.Except Kenny wasnt at lunch.Kyle frowned, sliding into his usual seat across from
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Fake Hipsters Chapter 4
Stan immediately knew two things upon waking in the morning: He was not in his own bed, and he was ill. It was the kind of disorienting wake-up where Stan thought he was in one place, and quickly learned he was actually somewhere else entirely. He thought he was in his comfortable full-size bed back at school, which was actually only a mattress on the floor of a room in a house he shared with thre
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A Girls Life Chapter 1
Cartmanwoke up with a start and he felt that something just didnt feelright, he looked down and saw two lumps protruding from his chest.Thefuck I have fucking boobs? He said patting his chest.Meem!He cried out in that voice of his.Yesmy little poopykins? His mom said popping her head in the doorway.Ihave boobs, He whined.Yessweetie, thats just a part of puberty now get ready for school youdont hav
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Babe its called reality Chapter 12
(FINALLY! I can now write the chapter. Ive been so busy lately. Sorry that I had to leave you guys in a cliffhanger :D haha. Anyway, heres chapter 12! R&R)NOTE: This is the continuance of Chapter 11, so its still in Tweeks POV.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone do!I began to lean in, are lips about a centimeter apart, so close till the kiss; Until Craig came runnin
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Revenge Au Trois Chapter 8
Revenge qu TrisSohere we are, chapter 8. Damn, this is one of the longest storiesIve ever written.Thischapter only features Our Boys more Trent/Christophe andGregory/Wendy action to come later!Idont own South Park just Matt Stone (kidding!)props toAngelic Guardian!Chapter8Stan,Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Butters kept running, Stan leading the way. Instinctively, he turned and ran down a street that
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Never Die Chapter 5
Never DieChapter Five: Ill Be Back When The World Stops TurninBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Guys! This isnt for sure going to be style! Dont make your judgments yet. Because I have no idea what the end result could be. Its k/s/k, including the dreaded Stan/Kenny (dreaded for me. Im not a fan). It will not end in Stan/Kenny, but it will exist. But as to whether the end is style or k squared, Im clueless.
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Yearbook Chapter 1
A/N: Hey, I promise I'm working on the next chapter of Worlds Apart, but this jumped into my brain last night and, well, Kenny wanted his story told.Twenty-two year old Kenny McCormick walks slowly down the empty street, barely noticing as the sharp, uneven road cuts his bare feet. He feels the stinging pain, feels a trace of regret at not stopping to slip on his old ripped sneakers, but pushes th
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A Girls Life Chapter 2
Okayso we came to school and we were girls right? Cartman said pacingback and forth in front of his chalk board that he had wrote uselessnumbers on.Uhyeah, Stan said.Somaybe theres four girls that turned into boys and all we have todo is find them and demand our man hood back! Cartman said stillpacing.Howare we going to do that? Stan asked.Ifigured that we could go look for four new boys that we d
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Babe its called reality Chapter 13
(Hello my wonderful readers! Thanks for reading and reviewing this story. I LOVE YOU GUYS, THIS IS FOR YOU! Wow I have 99 reviewsthat is pretty bad ass. R&R)WARNING: There is some sexual themes in this. You have been warned.-Amber POV-When Lucky and I arrived home, she ran (or more like wobbled because she was so hyper that she fell off the bus steps and fell on the ground) and I slowly walked
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Revenge Au Trois Chapter 9
Revenge pu TrisManythanks for all your reviews, as usual. I notice that all of you arebacking Kyle in The Argument. Well, Im on Stans side maybeits just cos Im writing mainly as him, I dont know. Anyway,this chapter should appease all Kyle fans. Enjoy!xxxBlackRosexxx where are you? I miss ya!Idont own South Park or Trey Parker XDChapter9Christophewas pissed. Not only because those five bastards
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Heaven Vs Hell Chapter 1
I am Kenny McCormick. Iam the leader of the Army of the Heavens. I lead Angels againstSatan (formally Lucifer).NO! I said tohim. Him. The Holy One. He has changed, Kenneth. SaidGod. I dont believe it. I spat at him. He is an Angelnow, Kenneth. God said, He has changed.After a long silence:Lucifer was anAngel, too.God toke this as a hitbelow the belt, And now he is going to try and make us disappea
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Adopted Origins of Hell Chapter 1
I don't have much to say about it other than the fact that this is going to be awesome~!Disclaimer: South Park Belongs to Trey Parker and Matt StonePlease REviewChapter 1- One Crappy Town to Another Where Humanity Sucks Just as BadSister~! Help me~! A four year old African-American boy exclaimed, attempting to buckle up his seatbelt whilst he sat in the back of a rusted Toyota.He had short, messy
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A Girls Life Chapter 3
Itwas the third day of Kyle being a girl and he was starting to enjoyit, he had even joined the cheerleading team to try to get more intothe other girls lives. He waited at the bus stop with Kenny, theother one of the four who enjoyed being a girl, he claims that it isthe life he always wanted. Moments later Stan and Cartman came upgrumbling about how their plan to talk to Chef the night beforedid
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Babe its called reality Chapter 14
(Hey! Thanks for all the wonderful reviews! Wow 108 reviews! I love it!! This chapter will be about Katherine (Rinny) and Christophe on a mission late that night. Enjoy)WARNING: There will be graphic violence, blood, and sexual themes.NOTE: This takes place at midnight, everyone in the story is sleeping, besides Rinny and Christophe. Oh and Christophe lives alone (his mom had enough of him and lef
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Revenge Au Trois Chapter 10
RevengepuTrisThankyou for your reviews, I love you all!Thischapter is The Boys vs Christophe who will win? Read on to findoutSadly,I dont own South Park. Boo.Chapter10Christophewandered along what had once been a quiet residential street, hisrifle dangling at his side. His head was aching, not just from sleepdeprivation he was used to that but from sheer frustration,and nicotine withdrawal. He
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Heaven Vs Hell Chapter 2
I am an outcast.Keeper McCormick is upmy ass about being a new Angel. I got to have him for a unit leader,so I am going to be with him for the rest of the year (p.s it isNovember 13, 2010).God, I feel like adick. I am making tension between Ken and God, and maybe he will takeaway Kennys immortally. But just being with the Angels got him afree house in Heaven.Say your prayers,little oneDont forget
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Adopted Origins of Hell Chapter 2
I had a lot of fun writing this Chapter! I know the last chapter wasn't much, but it was just supposed to introduce Lili as the main character.In this one, she comes face-to-face with the boys. I'm not gonna say anymore than that because it'll ruin the hopeful hilarity in the chapter. Anyway, if you guys want some romance in the story, I'd like you to review with your choice. Um, try and stick wit
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A Girls Life Chapter 4
Kennystepped into his classroom two days after the fight between hisfriend and Bebe, it was now Friday and the fifth day that they hadbeen girls, he doubted that they would ever change back but he didntmind, he kind of liked it.HeyKendra can I talk to you? Bebe asked.Sure,Kenny said walking over to Bebe.Okayso you know Kylita is going to go over to Clydes house thisSaturday right? Bebe asked.Uh,ye
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