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Lost Chapter 3
A Note From Ben: As promised, this story is progressing at a nice, rapid pace. I hope this one, as short as it is, holds you all over until I decide to post the next one, which should be sometime within the next few days. Whenever I finish writing chapter five and get a good bit of the way into six, I'll update again. Some of you may roll your eyes at the idea of writing chapters and then holding
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 2
I look at all the lonely people
Ilook at all the lonely peopleEleanor Rigby
Picks up therich in the church
Where her wedding has been
Lives in adream
Waits at the window
Wearing the face
That she keepsin a jar by the door
Who is it for?Chorus:
All thelonely people
Where do they all come from
All the lonelypeople
Where do they all belongFa
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Craig and Tweeks adventures of Awesome Chapter 1
OkayIm going to try and make this one pretty long, and make it multichapterItmay take a while for me to upload new chapters because Im lazy DxSowork with me hereImdoing Creek because I havent written a Creek story in a while andI like that paring almost as much as BunnyButdont worry Ill throw Bunny in there because Butters and Tweekwould make the best friends ever and I also love Bunny very very v
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Respond Via Satan Chapter 4
ChapterThree - Must Be Lenient of Differences In Others"Where are you takingme?"The words were on the tip ofPip's tongue, but he just couldn't force them out. He wasnt afraidof Damien, or he wouldnt admit that he was. Pip felt that he wasmade of stronger stuff; at least he hoped he was.As the two young men madetheir way through the snow covered hill, Pip began to get nervous. Hewas alone with Dami
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Ipso Facto Chapter 6
I'mback. :3 I love angst. Let's get this ball rolling. Reviews are muchoappreciated, as always.XPreviously:I glared, and he looked down at me, and then kissed my forehead. Ilike you, Kyle. I like you too, Stan. BFFs. Duh. I said,trying to sound funny. But, Stan was solemn. His eyes looked my faceover No, Kyle. My eyes widened. NO. I really like you. Iblacked out for the second time of my life.Myey
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Lost Chapter 4
A Note From Ben: So I finished CH05 and am nearly finished with Ch06. I was gonna wait until I finished it and got a good bit into Ch07, but I realized that I would be breaking my promise to the few of you who are actually reading this. You were told that an update would come in the middle of six, and so it has.By the by, if this story seems like it's a bit rushed, it's because I have absolutely n
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 3
ASthe submarine approached the sea of time, Brian yawned what timeis it guv,?mydear dog its time, for time said Barthey look!shouted Stan the hands are slowing downmaybetimes going on strike said fryforwhat?shorterhoursIdont blame it, it must be REALLYhard being timewhyitsa 24 hour da I feel funnyheyStan darsh you look a lot smaller than u STILL ARE! what thehellwhatshappening?whatshappening is th
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The Merchant of South Park Chapter 1
All characters and events in this fanfiction--even those based on real people--are entirely fictional. All celebrity descriptions are made up poorly. The following fanfiction contains coarse language and due to its content should not be read by anyone.South Park Y Matt Stone and Trey ParkerThe Merchant of Venice Y William ShakespeareAll right you little faggots, shut the hell up.Mr. Garrison comma
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Reasons of the Paranoid Chapter 1
This chapter will suck a bit because it's mostly backround info intro. The second one possibly too... After that it will get better i swear.AAHHHH!!!Tweek jolted his body into an upright position, his heart beat placing at the far end of the bell curve, but only slightly out of the middle of his own average. It had been the crow call of his alarm. Not literally of course, who would choose to wake
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Easy Chapter 1
Warning: Slash/Yaoi/MalexMaleDisclaimer: They don't belong to me. Unfortunatley.
It's hard, my line of work. I love it though, the thrill of it is just too much for me to deny, a love I should give up, but can't quite quit the addiction of. People think I'm strange; how I stand tall and proud, dark skin covered in scars and blood - mine? I'm not even sure - dirt embedded deep into my nails, w
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Lost Chapter 5
FIVE TraumaAn hour away from the truckstop finds Stan dozing in the back while Kyle sits in the passenger seat, staring out at the landscaping flying past them at a seventy miles per hour. It isn't much of a view from the interstate, mostly man-made tree lines and cheesy, unattractive billboards. Several of them, all advertisements for some casino, advertise that they have THE LOOSEST SLOTS IN TO
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 4
hey whats this see bender? said frythe sea of science fry, where the robot originatedI have a song to sing hereIf you're listening to this song You may think the chords are going wrong But they're not He just wrote it like that When you're listening late at night You may think the bands are not quite right But they are They just play it like that It doesn't really matter what chords I play What wo
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The Merchant of South Park Chapter 2
Authors Note: Hey guys! Im glad to see so many people have enjoyed the first chapter of TMSP so much! Its great to read all your reviews after such a long absence. Apologies from Ms. Lazy-Ass Akari for taking so long, but thanks for waiting. The boys of South Park, Colorado appreciate it! So without further ado, I present to you chapter two!All characters and events in this fanfiction--even those
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Reasons of the Paranoid Chapter 2
Scary movies, the news, campfire stories....Tweek had a love/hate relationship with them all.He had had to raise himself, god knew his parents didn't help him... and finding out about these stories, the obviously fake and the true but exaggerated, had jump started his paranoia. Anything that a five year old could figure out from un-censored, parental-guidance needed programs that no one bothered k
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Signs Chapter 1
Warning: Slash/Yaoi/MalexMaleDisclaimer: They don't belong to me. Unfortunatley.
Though he didn't like to think it; Gregory and Christophe were friends. Best friends, wasn't appropriate for their work, after all the death of one of your employees is easier if you're not friends. But Gregory always did make up his own rules for work; hypocrite.He'd always sit there, cigarette loosely held betw
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Lost Chapter 6
A Note From Ben: This chapter didn't meet my expectations. It needs work, and it's probably my least favorite of Act One. I would have liked more time to edit this and make it a little better, but I've been getting messages from fans of this story demanding that I continue, so here it is. It's not as good as the others, but at least we'll be able to move the story past this.SIX Kyle's Teddy, Part
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 5
Whatthe hell is this place? said Stanitsthe sea of monsters Stan said Kyle (yes Kyle is more than anaddition to the story)There wereall sorts of monsters a two boot monster, a Canadian monster. Heckeven mike wazowski and sulley from MONSTERS inc.oh nosaid Lisa were losing power, at this rate we will be dead soshe frantically pressed buttons, pulled levers and pressed switchesuntil Brian was shot o
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La luna y el sol Chapter 1
He reminds me of themoon.He has always been mysterious; They way words roll offhis tongue like a painting in motion. Even when he speaks to me,harsh words or loving whispers, they are smoothly spread onto theblank canvas that is my ears. Though his words are short and blunt,they are many an important piece of the painting. To get amasterpiece, you need many short and blunt strokes. His words never
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Reasons of the Paranoid Chapter 3
OMG PLOT!Ever hear of the game Man Hunt? Its almost like hide and seek, but made up more like a game of war. One team will seek out the other team, and if the hiders get tagged, they get brought to Jail. Those in Jail can only be taken out of Jail by those of the same team that are willing to risk being seen to tag their teammate out. Eventually, all teammates must make it to Base. Once you are on
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Its All for the Best Chapter 1
Cancer.Ihave cancer.BecauseGod likes to fuck with poor people like Tweek so I guess he has tokill me off first.Dammit.Whatthe fuck am I going to do?Mm,what you say?Mm,that you only meant well?Wellof course you did.Mm,what you say?Mm,that its all for the best?Becauseit is.Ithink we need to break up.Acold voice, no emotion. He doesnt know, inside Im fallingapart. He doesnt know that its for his own
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The Fifth Wheel Chapter 1
The Fifth WheelMostly a story just about Clyde being his awkward self, but there's some Bebe/Clyde at the end.Disclaimer- I don't own South Park or its characters-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Only two more minutes until I can get out of this dumbass school and start my weekend.Clyde? Miss. Lund, the math teacher,
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 6
Oh F*ckthe vote Im going with quagmireTheMelvins speak in this orderMilhouseButtersQuagmireCubertthehalf blood prince was severus snapewe editedthem to make em shipshapead hock adlock and quick pro quoso littletime so much to knowheyguys can you tell us where were at? said Briana truephilosophical query thatheylets show him our motor said Stanshouldwe really? Show him our motordo youwant to know w
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Imaginationland The Games Plot Chapter 1
This is a made up video game based upon the Imaginationland trilogy. In the game you play as Butters who has to save Imaginationland from the evil characters and nuclear annihilation. It's a 3D Platformer for the Nintendo Wii and the Playstation 2 and 3. Butters is equipped with a sword, a water gun and other weapons. He also has supernatural powers. This is a non "blood and gore" game. Along the
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Reasons of the Paranoid Chapter 4
......... -gah-... Tweek? What are you doing here? In that? With her?Red skipped over to Tweek and pulled the black L wig off of him, because both had forgotten it was there. I asked him to cosplay for me, and I got him some coffee. Mutual benefits. Red folded the wig and sat down in one of the seats at the far end of the dining room table. When she didn't stop being stared at, she added- Don't mi
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Tainted Love Chapter 1
3 TAINTED LOVE 3PrologueMikestared out the window of his car. The only sound around was thesound of rain hitting the windshield in a steady. The sky wasalmost black with dark clouds. It was a truly perfect day to goback to school. Or back to public school as he should say.Mikehad been home schooled ever since he was kidnapped and mailed toScottsdale by a certain group of gothic children. Oddly, th
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Angels Among Demons Chapter 1
A/N: Hey there , Im going to restart the war story I was supposed to have done already but this time its different. Im not going to use different States.This will be more funchoose your country to help against Cartman. Yes , OCs are welcome but they are adults. Ages ranging from 21-28.Death is the only thing I see nowadaysat least in my life. I hardly see the happiness that once held close to my h
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 7
As theyapproached the sea of holes the submarine started to fail again.oh no Iam not getting the Melvins to fix the motor again said fryits notthe motor retard! shouted Kylepreparerevise revamp renewix it dixit just turn a screw!Theylanded in a seaitsjust a little jam you clobwhat hesaying? said Stanwhatshe doing? said Bartchewinggum should do the jobsoon thesub started but too soonwe cantstop itH
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Love Problems Chapter 1
Random and slightlypointless introduction: ...Idon't even like Wendy... I wrote this a really long time ago. I justbrought it out, and edited it a little, and VOILA! I'm on my tenthstory. Yay, double digits! I must be really, really awesome! ...Okay,not really, but I'm awesome for other reasons.Pleasereview, and tell me if I should continue this one.IfI do, I'll bring some girls other than Wendy i
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Reasons of the Paranoid Chapter 5
Tweek kept relatively still as he stared at the floor in front of him and his hand traveled to his pocket. He pulled out what looked similar in shape to that of rolled up bills, but it was actually fourteen pieces of computer paper cut into five strips each and taped end to end. Written on this long list was random things in Tweek's life. He kept this list with him most anywhere he went. He kept t
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Tainted Love Chapter 2
3 Tainted Love 3Chapter OneMike was happy that hehad friends, even though he couldnt show it. He really didntneed to do much to fit in. He just had to smoke, sit quietly, and sayconformist at the appropriate times. They had even given him anew name.Ebony, Thorncalled, sure it was a bit girly but he didnt mind. Weregoing over to Razors house to read poetry. You coming?He nodded. He had triedseveral
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Angels Among Demons Chapter 2
A/N: Thank you guys for sending in your OCs and I have to say these are some of the most kickass characters Ive ever seen. Please dont stop with the OCs.Venice , Italy12:42 p.m. Yeah , I heard about the bombing in FranceIm taking the morning plane that will leave at 4:00. Ill have seven of my very trustful Admirals look after Venice when Im gone.Clicking her cell phone off , she was away from her
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 8
RIPHENRY ALLINGHAM oldest manRIPMICHAEL JACKSON famous pop starRIPTRAVIS my catheywhat were those asked FryThosefry, were memorialsohokheylook said Bart in the skyandthe yellow submarine came down from the skyheyyoure here said the guys and gals who ran the submarineheyyour back said our very own favourite parody bandwhosthe guy in the apples? said Stanourlord mayors idiotstheyreMcDaniels, Quimby,
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Love Problems Chapter 2
Random and slightlypointless introduction: And nowthis chapter. I really have no plan for this story. I'm kind of justwriting down whatever comes to mind. So that's why it's not sogood...Review?Please? I want to know if I should quit or not.-------------------------------------------------------------------Eric Cartman satbehind Wendy in Lit. He was pretty good in Lit, so he always figuredhe didn'
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Reasons of the Paranoid Chapter 6
A look-back chapter for future referenceIt was a cool March Saturday, a few months ago. Tweek was visiting his nani, (who only lived a few blocks away) like he did every now and then when he was lonely. Nani was cleaning and cutting up foods for a family gathering; one Tweek was not looking forward to all that much. There was always screaming to avoid. The last one had been over a year ago, and it
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Tainted Love Chapter 3
No, that cant beShadow. He whispered to himself. He watched on the other side ofthe food court as Shadow walked hand in hand with another boy, who hedidnt recognize. He looked like he could be Canadian.Mike pulled out hiscamera phone and snapped a few pictures before walking off beforeShadow could see him.3 Tainted Love 3The next day Mike andThorn sat alone in their normal spot, waiting for the ot
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Angels Among Demons Chapter 3
A/N: Ok , this is where the story starts to pick off , and like I said if your character hasnt been featured in the last chapter then this one , they will make their debut.Kimberlys body was losing energy slowly. Cartman had fired cannonballs onto the beaches , the pieranywhere in front of them. Once all the soldiers scattered out of the way , thats where Cartman and his military made their way on
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 9
Asthe blue meanies fell back in retreat another surprise awaited ourheroes but look until the end of the chapter I WAS NOT SMOKINGANYTHING!, THIS IS NOT GAY AND IS 0_0 THE ONLY PERSON WHO F*CKINGLIKES IT?NOMOTHERF*CKING FLAMES (saying I was on drugs when I wrote this or thisis gay is counted by me as a flame so SHUT THE F*CK UP)Soas the meanies fell back in retreat the men had found somethingthata
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Love Problems Chapter 3
Random and slightlypointless introduction: Andchapter three. I should really have girls other than just Wendy andRed. but I really don't want it to get toocomplicated.Although it does add drama...Anyway, hope you like this chapter, poor Kyle was left out of it.Kyle is so clueless, too...Warning:Ithink there's, like, one swear word... So if you can't deal withthat... That's just sadifyou can't...--
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Youre the Glue and Im the Jew Chapter 1
A/N: Ok, so this story is still in the making, so pairings are not quite established yet. I'm not a huge fan of boyxboy or girlxgirl, but I'm willing to try. Just tell me some suggestions, and they shall be done! :) And please review! That'll make me very happy, and my day far better.*~~~*Its just just not fair Kyle Brovloski hung his head so he was staring at his shoes.Yeah, I know Stanley Marsh
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Tainted Love Chapter 4
3 Tainted Love 3Mike was pretty boredthe rest of the day. Thorn hadnt talked to him, Razor hadntinsulted him, Ash didnt say anything to make him feel stupid, andShadow, well Shadow never talked to directly him in the first place.You guys wanna go toVillage Inn? Razor asked around 3 oclock.I have somewhere tobe? Shadow said.Where this time?Ash asked the annoyance evident in his voice.Shadow sighed
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Agoraphobia Chapter 1
Mana here. God I am so lazy.I wanted to post this two weeks ago but I was struggling on the end. But on the bright side, I finished it. And Im sure the wait makes it taste loads better. Okthis is based on a fear. I went to San Francisco last month, and mind you I love that city. I was born in Stanford, so the Bay Area has been myhome. But when I was walking the streets I felt somewhat scared. Like
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yellowsubmarine simps south turama guy Chapter 10
catchytune that cant buy me love cant seem to get it out of my head saidfrywellshake it said Stan what we were doing all night webrought back souvenirs here is the motor, Ill put it in theplanet express shipandheres a book of jokes to use on cart man if he says Wendys a bitchIhave that thing that Milly had to make a million things, I gave themthe holewhatis it Bart?ohnothing jess (Jessica lovejoy)
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