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Added: 14 years ago in South Park

Growing Up Chapter 1

Itwas a warm Saturday morning and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny wereall laying around in Stans front yard.Ijust dont know dude, Stan muttered rubbing his temples. Knowwhat? Kyle asked.Whatto get Wendy for her birthday, He replied. Whydont you get her a stuffed animal I mean girls dig stuffed animalsright? Kyle said. Dudethis is Wendy were talking about, Stan said. Ohyeah, Besideswhat kind of thirt

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Innuendo Chapter 3

I cant believe you guys! Kyle announced angrily as he followed his friends into the school gym. Cartmanand Kenny laughed evilly and Stan simply rolled his eyes.Kyle frowned and looked around. In honor of their senior prom, the gym had been decorated lamely with streamers and lights. He could vaguely make out a song that he knew that was playing, and he watched in horror as everyone in the grade da

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South Park X Chapter 1

-1KyleKen,damn it, open the fucking door!!! I bang again and the doorfinally opened to reveal my friend Kenny quite high. I can smell themarijuana and I can see bottles of pills, injections and powder.Ihavent seen you since last month dude, you havent come toschool, havent answered the phone, your parents have no idea whereyou are and I find you here, what are you doing locked in your carwhat is w

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South Park X Chapter 11

KennyKennyIt feelsso good to get pass all of that shit I have had to deal with in thepast few months. Stan, Kyle and Wendy are all packing up for sometrip so Ill have some time to myself. It was school holidays andit was time for some fun. A lot of my friends were going away,Butters was going to Mexico for some reason, Clyde, Token and Craigwere all off to Fiji which is kind of stupid and a waste

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Wendys List Chapter 1

Authors Note: I love Stendy. Dont get me wrong, I think the Candy pairing is hot and everything because its just so intense, especially with all of their heated arguments, but I just find Stendy to be absolutely adorable. Plus, theyre already a couple on the show, so theres more of a chance to see cute moments between them in future episodes. :)Anyway, for this oneshot, I took a quick scene from m

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Double Date Chapter 1

Hello! This story takes place in 7th grade. Rating may change...Please Stan!Wendy, No! Im not going to ask Cartman if he and Heidi want to go on a double date with us.Stan, please.Stan looked at Wendy. She looked like she might cry. She was good friends with Heidi and she asked if Stan and Wendy would want to go on a double date with her and Cartman. Stan had always hated Cartman but when the grou

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Double Date Chapter 2

STAN AGREED?! Heidi loudly whispered at lunch after Math class.Yes, he did!Heidi and Wendy decided to sit next to each other alone to discuss the date. Heidi didnt want some of the girls know know yet because most of them, especially Bebe, hated Cartman. Heidi didnt understand why. But Heidi totally loves the whole bad boy thing, while the other girls liked the sweet and sensitive boys. Heidi ofte

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Mission For The UnLoving Chapter 1

Mission For The UnLoving; xx
For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it. Ivan Panin.Christophe glared at the British boy in front of him. He let a small sigh escape his lips as said blonde boy grinned manically at him. "Come, now, Mole. Have you not learnt anything in the years we have been working together?""Togezer?" Christophe repeated, "Ah, oui, if togezer means completey on

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Jealousy Chapter 1

JealousyThere's a reason for everything, they say. There's somebody out there for everyone! They encourage. But they never tell you your heart gets shattered in the search for that someone. They never tell you that you have to go through torture, tears and tantrums just to get where you want to be.Kyle Broflovski learnt that the hard way.- - - xYou can never tell if somebody is right for you, just

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A Girls Life Chapter 1

Cartmanwoke up with a start and he felt that something just didnt feelright, he looked down and saw two lumps protruding from his chest.Thefuck I have fucking boobs? He said patting his chest.Meem!He cried out in that voice of his.Yesmy little poopykins? His mom said popping her head in the doorway.Ihave boobs, He whined.Yessweetie, thats just a part of puberty now get ready for school youdont hav

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A Girls Life Chapter 2

Okayso we came to school and we were girls right? Cartman said pacingback and forth in front of his chalk board that he had wrote uselessnumbers on.Uhyeah, Stan said.Somaybe theres four girls that turned into boys and all we have todo is find them and demand our man hood back! Cartman said stillpacing.Howare we going to do that? Stan asked.Ifigured that we could go look for four new boys that we d

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A Girls Life Chapter 3

Itwas the third day of Kyle being a girl and he was starting to enjoyit, he had even joined the cheerleading team to try to get more intothe other girls lives. He waited at the bus stop with Kenny, theother one of the four who enjoyed being a girl, he claims that it isthe life he always wanted. Moments later Stan and Cartman came upgrumbling about how their plan to talk to Chef the night beforedid

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A Girls Life Chapter 4

Kennystepped into his classroom two days after the fight between hisfriend and Bebe, it was now Friday and the fifth day that they hadbeen girls, he doubted that they would ever change back but he didntmind, he kind of liked it.HeyKendra can I talk to you? Bebe asked.Sure,Kenny said walking over to Bebe.Okayso you know Kylita is going to go over to Clydes house thisSaturday right? Bebe asked.Uh,ye

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A Girls Life Chapter 5

Kennywalked along the road smiling to himself looking along the road andthinking about going to Craigs house. Hello?Craig said answering the door when Kenny rang the door bell.Comeon youre going to help me spy on Clyde and Kylita, Kenny saidgrabbing him arm. Iam not helping you spy on Clyde, Craig said pulling his arm back.Pleaseit will be a great adventure! Kenny said.Ihate adventures, Craig mutt

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Over Chapter 1

Over"I'm going to stay around forever, Craig!" Kyle yelled, emerald eyes narrowing and glaring straight back into light blue ones. Craig rolled his eyes, folding his arms and leaning back against the door."I know that, Kyle. But you left it until a week later to inform me you were fucking off to California? For college! We were going to go the same college, for fuck sake Kyle. What happened? Plans

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By Definition Chapter 1

So Im going to give this a shot. Ive always wanted to start my own collection of shorts/drabbles. But for what? What fandom? I dont think Ive ever had this much drive for writing in a while. And I just happen to be into South Park right now. So here goes! My first attempt at SP fic writing.Each short will feature a random pairing or set of characters. (Probably centering around the main four, most

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Craig and Tweeks adventures of Awesome Chapter 1

OkayIm going to try and make this one pretty long, and make it multichapterItmay take a while for me to upload new chapters because Im lazy DxSowork with me hereImdoing Creek because I havent written a Creek story in a while andI like that paring almost as much as BunnyButdont worry Ill throw Bunny in there because Butters and Tweekwould make the best friends ever and I also love Bunny very very v

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The Merchant of South Park Chapter 1

All characters and events in this fanfiction--even those based on real people--are entirely fictional. All celebrity descriptions are made up poorly. The following fanfiction contains coarse language and due to its content should not be read by anyone.South Park Y Matt Stone and Trey ParkerThe Merchant of Venice Y William ShakespeareAll right you little faggots, shut the hell up.Mr. Garrison comma

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The Merchant of South Park Chapter 2

Authors Note: Hey guys! Im glad to see so many people have enjoyed the first chapter of TMSP so much! Its great to read all your reviews after such a long absence. Apologies from Ms. Lazy-Ass Akari for taking so long, but thanks for waiting. The boys of South Park, Colorado appreciate it! So without further ado, I present to you chapter two!All characters and events in this fanfiction--even those

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Added: 14 years ago in South Park

Love Problems Chapter 1

Random and slightlypointless introduction: ...Idon't even like Wendy... I wrote this a really long time ago. I justbrought it out, and edited it a little, and VOILA! I'm on my tenthstory. Yay, double digits! I must be really, really awesome! ...Okay,not really, but I'm awesome for other reasons.Pleasereview, and tell me if I should continue this one.IfI do, I'll bring some girls other than Wendy i

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Theres No Sympathy For The Red Chapter 1

Bertha Rebecca Tucker was all dressedand ready to go in her favourite pair ofjeans and her favourite hoodie,and had made herself a waffle. She would try to make this day asperfect as possible, so she could try to forget all theimperfections. She wasnt sure if any of her friends would eventalk to her today, or if she would talk to them. She took the finalbite of her waffle when the doorbell rang. H

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Added: 14 years ago in South Park

Growing Up Chapter 1

Itwas a warm Saturday morning and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny wereall laying around in Stans front yard.Ijust dont know dude, Stan muttered rubbing his temples. Knowwhat? Kyle asked.Whatto get Wendy for her birthday, He replied. Whydont you get her a stuffed animal I mean girls dig stuffed animalsright? Kyle said. Dudethis is Wendy were talking about, Stan said. Ohyeah, Besideswhat kind of thirt

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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 7

A/N: Aaah, at long last. Ladies and gentlemen...I give you some drama. Sorry for the lack of it, I just love humor too much I tend to forget drama, and bullhockey...I do however always have some Wizard Angst to spare, anyway! Enjoy! I don't own South Park.---I found myself in the backseat of Stan's car again (well it's his dad's car, but I guess a guy can pretend) driving off to some pizza joint t

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Get Some Sleep Chapter 1

Hai peeps! =) Man I'm so up so late, I can't get any sleep. I live in Wales, and it's like past midnight, and I'm tired as hell, but I just can't sleep! =O So I thought I'd write a fanfic, a Creek fanfic. :) It's a bit of what I'm feeling right now, LOL can I sleep on yu? XDD Anyways, please do enjoy! =D ~Squee ----------------------------------------------------Getting Some Sleep-A Creek(CraigXTw

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You Can Never Go Back Chapter 24

You Can Never Go BackChapter Twenty Four: You Said Youd Never Have Regrets, Jesus Is There Someone Yet Who Got That WishBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Who doesnt remember their graduation party? I dont, I dont. Good god, it was all kinds of awesome. So to celebrate puking on the streets of NYC and NOT remembering, a chapter ofthis! I dont know whats up with this massive chapter title. Yes I do. I just co

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Screw This Reality Bites Chapter 1

Screw This, Reality Bites!Chapter 1: Escaping MadnessThree, Two, One! Amber counted to herself, looking at the clock from across. The arrow moved from three fifty nine to four o clock, making everyone run and shout in cheer. Amber made her way to her best friend Sandra.Hey Amber! Sandra greeted, taking her brown messenger bag out, which was hanging on her chair. Sandra put her messenger bag on and

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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 8

A/N: Once again! Three cheers for being a lazy mo'fo! I'm watching Man Vs. Food, and WOW I am HUNGRY. Anyway! Enjoy! I don't own South Park.---I swear I hear banjo music playing somewhere in the distance as I stand at the bus stop with Cartman and the guys, waiting for the bus to take us to our first day of hell...I mean school...no, yeah...hell."So then I slammed the door on her face." Cartman br

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Innuendo Chapter 4

Craig sighed, trudgingthrough the snow. What I do for you, Tweek, he muttered.It had to have been thefourth time that week. It had begun a few weeks ago when theydstarted the ninth grade. And, not to Craigs surprise, Tweek wasconstantly freaking out.I wonder what it isthis time, Craig commented to himself as he started up thedriveway to his best friends house.He wondered, because,the first time Tw

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Escaping the Truth Chapter 1

A/N: This is my first fanfiction ever! whar har! *does a happy dance* So you should read this and tell me what you think. Pretty pretty please! *puppy dog eyes*Escaping the TruthA Kenny and Butters SlashPrologue: What do you mean youre not gay?Kennys POVSo, basically live sucks. Everyone knows it. Whether its the fact that your significant other broke up with you or if its the fact that your pet d

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You Can Never Go Back Chapter 25

You Can Never Go BackChapter Twenty Five: Im The Friend You Need, But Cant Be TrustedA/N: The end, it approaches swiftly. I think. Im a capricious bitch, so you never know. Okay, no. Im resolving myself. Two more chapters after this. Thats all. This chapter is going to be kind of short, to boot. For a reason though, I promise. Oh, and to my anonymous reviewer on polar bear diving- we do it in Jers

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Prayer of an Alcoholic Retard Chapter 1

A/N: I wrote this just now, after watching Kenny Dies and Ladder to Heaven, back-to-back. I just imagine Kenny's dad going off on his own and saying this to himself, and to God. I know it's probably crap, but R&R. Even flames are welcome, so long as they're constructive.South Park and it's characters Y Matt Stone & Trey ParkerWhy is it always us, God? Why do you keep doing this to us?You t

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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 9

A/N: A new chapter in a short amount of time?! This is a shorty-short short chapter but auugh it was too much fun to write! Anyway! Enoy! I don't own South Park.---Well it was finally the day of the driving tests. We all sat on the bleachers that were facing the driving course, currently on the testing road were Kimi and Vivi. Behind me I could hear Token and Clyde making bets on who would pass an

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Innuendo Chapter 5

Right this way, Stanley, the nurse said softly.Stan followed her down the hallway and into an off-white hospital room. She smiled and left, closing the door behind her. He breathed deeply. Stan hadnt had to face a hospital since fourth grade, but he knew it was what he had to do.Stan walked over to the bed in the corner, where Kenny lay, asleep. His heart sank in his chest. Kenny looked sobroken,

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Escaping the Truth Chapter 2

A/N: Yes I know that this is really short especially compared to the Prologue. But when i tried to add more....well it didn't work. Neh whatever it is as it is. Escaping the TruthA Kenny and Butters- err I mean Leo SlashChapter 1:What the hell are you doing Kenny?!Kennys POVWhy the hell is their even a St. Valentines Day? Glaring at Stan and Kyle, I leaned against my locker. Seeing that Kyle was a

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You Can Never Go Back Chapter 26

You Can Never Go BackChapter Twenty Six: The Person Falling Here Is MeBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: ZOMG. One more chapter to go after this. Please, please review. I felt like the last chapter was like pathetic or something. Did it suck that much? Oh god, it totally did. Sorry!!! Anyway, I was going to post this last night, but I was wine-drunk and not up to editing, which I figured you lot wouldnt appr

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Making Out of trouble Chapter 1

Because I figured, if I want to do a South Park fic, it really can't be anything serious x) ... Let's see how long I can keep that word... But anyway! I already have this finished and, once I get it all out, it will be the longest fic that I've f! Woohoo! It doesn't win by too far though x) Still! It is. And, it will contain a few other evident pairings aside from Style, but also manymany subtle h

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Still Not Funny Chapter 1

with the recent rise of child abduction Bzzzzt.Summertime, and the livins easy, Bradleys on the microphone with Ras M.G., all the people in dance will agree-Hey dude!Kyle, I think weve got a problem.Huh?Are you watching TV?Yeah dude, stupid fucking reruns.Channel 4. Now!-silence-Kyle?Holy shit, dude!! Remember last time this hap-Mmhm.Get some sleep, we need to figure this out in the morning.Kay. N

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Innuendo Chapter 6

Kenny McCormick haskissed every student in the twelfth grade at South Park High School.Except for one person.But that is, for now,beside the point.Some people would callhim a slut. Some have called him a male chauvinist pig, and othernames of the sorts. Some even called him a visionary, (which wasusually proceeded by a slap from the closest female listening.)But Kenny was none ofthese things. The

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Escaping the Truth Chapter 3

A/N: Ok so heres the second chapter. Wah hah!! If there are any errors Im sorry, thats not my fault, I swear! Enjoy.Escaping the TruthA Kenny and Butters- err I mean Leo SlashChapter 2:Is there a method to your madness?Kenny? Dude, what the fuck are you doing?Not bothering to look at Stan, or to answer his question, I continued peeping through the cafeteria windows at Leo who stood out in the hall

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You Can Never Go Back Chapter 27

You Can Never Go BackChapter Twenty Seven: Bartender, I Really Did It This TimeBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: So for a little while there, I was on a writing streak. Now Ive been on a reading streak. Theres so much great new SP fiction out there, but by far not enough style. Sad. I think its because fandom pairings come and go- like if you look between 2005-7 its all style, and then 7-8 its all k squared

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Making Out of trouble Chapter 2

My computer clock shows it's just about midnight in Greenwich time so of course I decide it's a great idea to update this now. I will update sooner next time, it just somehow delayed this time... Totally not my fault, of course :3 Anyway, I didn't write Tweek's speech pattern like it should be... It's actually because I have a long part for Jimmy in the future chapter and I didn't want to difficul

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Still Not Funny Chapter 2

Wehad made it to the outskirts of town when a familiar voice came frombehind me.Stan!Stan!Hey,Wendy.Stan,my mom said I had to leave.Yeah.Kids are being thrown to the streets again.Butwhy Stan?Thechild abduction thing again. I said as I bought a train ticketfrom the red-haired guy behind the counter. All the parents areoverreacting again.Yeah,Kyle chimed in, and now we have to keep out of town unti

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