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Dont Touch Me Chapter 2
Hey there again! Sorry for the long wait. I've been busy since I got back, but I did manage to finish this chapter finally. And I'm putting it up pronto because I know you've been waiting days for it to be posted. Of course, I've been looking over this thing for the past few hours it seems so there's bound to be a mistake or two. I apologize for that in advance. And if there aren't any, then cool!
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 22
Author'sNote: This is goingto sound like copying off Lucy, but I need info on your characters'plans for the future. You don't need to go into too many details...I'm not even sure if I'll actually go into the future or not.TheStory With No PlotChapter22ByJVMThenext morning when we came to school, all was different... Kevin wasattached to Red. Now they really were dating. Le sigh. Ivy wasmissing and
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 2
Once Stan was done sending his text toKenny he handed it back to Kenny and said thanks, Once the busstopped in front of the School Kenny said Okay Stan, Let's go toClass. If kyle sends a text message back I'll tell you. He says asStan Rubs the tear off his eyes and nods. lets goAfter school everyonewas leaving for home, Stan got on the bus and sooner a couple minuteslater Kenny Got on with Butters
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Welcome to South Park Chapter 3
disclaimer: everything belongs to MATT STONE & TREY PARKER except for OCs.sorry for the really late update for such a short chapter... I was down in atlantic city (which is in south jersey, and seeing I live in north jersey, five hour drives are not fun -.-) the entire weekend and I couldn't get anything done. next chapter will be much longer, I promise!and in case you don't read the little no
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South Park X Chapter 27
CartmanSoEric, what should we do our speech on? Priya asked me. All I couldthink about doing a speech was on tits, even if this chick didnthave any. Damn attractive thingHowabout Breast Cancer awareness? I think I could feel Wendys eyesshoot angrily at me.Fatass, you shouldnt topics where you prove your immaturity andstupidity. Wow Wendy shot me dead, why was she even listening tome? Am I that lou
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Dont Touch Me Chapter 3
Woo hoo, next chapter! Already? Yeah, damn straight already. Ha, I have almost no clue where this is going. But I've mentioned that before, haven't I? I'm just going with whatever comes out of my mind. Christ, I'm hyper. I guess I'm just stoked that I came up with something sorta fast. The other two took me awhile it seemed. Plus, it's my birthday. Or was. It's really the next day now. Whatever.En
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 23
Author'sNote: Nothing to sayright now. Feeling on the bad side.TheStory With No PlotChapterXXIIIByJVMRecesswas... sad.Weheld a makeshift funeral for Pip. Sally was crying her little eyesout - she was soaked. Normally we'd all be staring at her and crap,but it was just such a sad scene every perverted bone in our bodieswas gone. Mole dug a hole in the ground with his shovel for us.Everyone sat in t
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 3
Previously on Kidnappingcan be-Me- ay! I thought I told you never to come back again we alreadyknow what happened!!!i-im sorrryit's just!-Me-get out of here before you get hurt!!!! *watchesDaren walk out*now Continue!notseeing kyle and Cartman making fun of him.After he said that Kenny came running back yelling STAN I KNOWWHAT HAPPENED TO KYLEand after Stan heres that his head snaps back up. what?
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Welcome to South Park Chapter 4
disclaimer: everything belongs to MATT STONE & TREY PARKER except for OCs & CASH CASH by CASH CASH.I am so sorry for not updating for quite a bit! I worked on this chapter for about an hour and a half last night, I checked it over, saw a ton of mistakes, and fixed them, didn't like it, and then rewrote the entire chapter over, and this is what it came out to.Did I ever mention how much Bug
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Follow That Egg Chapter 1
So it's been a while since I wrote anything, but I was in the mood to write something with Stan and Kyle. This story takes place during the episode of South Park "Follow That Egg" Only there's a twist. Stan has a crush on Kyle.Caution: Style - which means Stan X Kyle. Two boys =D so don't review if you don't like.Okay Class! Mr. Garrison began to announce, We are going to be making a few changes t
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Dont Touch Me Chapter 4
Yup, that's right. Another chapter already. Man, I feel drained for some reason. I'll say that I don't really think this chapter is my best. But hey, they can't all be, right? The thing is it just feels a little rushed and I feel like I wrote Kyle different in this chapter for some reason. But it's real late right now and that may just be the exhaustion in me speaking.As always, enjoy!Warnings: I
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 24
Author's Note: Written by Carsen. No, not because I'm a lazy bastard, but because nobody could ever write Ivy like Carsen can =) And besides, Carsen worked her ass off. No really. It's running done Pennsylvania Avenue as we speak.The Story With No PlotChapter 24By Cartooncutie17 and Sera...I can't fucking believe it.How the FUCK did I get fourteen on the list?... Oh yeah I remember because I'm ugl
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 4
I know that's so much better! butters spoke up and followedKenny, Stan gulped before following him and Kenny. Once there Kennyannounce that they were and Stan asked Do we knock?Of course not! We walk in! Kenny said and Opened the door,Then walked in and then walked in the living and saw Damien, Pip, andKyle sitting at a low table with lots of papers on there and a bookalso on the table and everyth
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 1
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: I do notown these characters.Summary: Afterlosing everything, one boy must decide whats worth having in life. Slash, Kyan.-.-Some days I dontwant to get out of bed. Correct that. MOST days I dont want toget out of bed. Getting out of bed means leaving my dreams of atleast a decent life, if not a perfect life, to wake up in a bed thatI truthfully outgrew five years ago
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Merc for hire Chapter 1
Mercfor hireWhil-o-whispDuration-1-?Yeah,I'm writing another one shot series. Kinda put on complete merelybecause I might stop at any time. I suck at continuing things. Likethe title? It sucks, I know but hey, better than my hitsugaya Karintitle. BTW! This is south park, christope / ze mole x Gregory. Bothare from South Park: bigger longer and Uncut. Wow, I can't say thatwithout giggling. Lulz. Ch
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Dont Touch Me Chapter 5
Next chapter! This one's probably 1000 words longer than the last one, so prepare for a long read. Well, maybe not that long. And I know that I've kind been ignoring the other characters, so I'm going to try my best to incorporate them into the story soon. Because, really, I love them all. :DNot much else for me to say except that I'm actually updating at a decent hour. Weird.Warnings: A lot of te
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 25
The extremely awesome Kalika Barlow wrote this excellent chapter, all credit goes to her. I just gave her a few specifications and edited one paragraph. Enjoy it.A Side Note from a PsychoThey had made a list.I suppose my first reaction was initially shock and a kind of dark discomfort that clawed at my insides.To say I was never interested in large social circles would be quite the understatement,
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 5
Alright, Have you two decided who is going to be your bestman? pip and Damien both answered no to that question. wellpick one!I don't know? Pip speaks up Kyle, just be thankful it'snot Tweek and Craig's Wedding your planning! Kyle, Pouts andcrosses his arms in response muttering a 'your right.' While Stanshakes his head at him. Kenny noticed Stan shaking his head andwhispered to him why he was.He'
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 2
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: seeprologueSummary: FollowStanley to work.-.-At WorkI-.-Every day afterschool, I duck into the boys bathroom nearest my locker to changeclothes. I carry my work uniform in a little drawstring bag thatspends most of the day neatly placed inside my schoolbag, along witha stick of deodorant to make sure that if Cartman drops by, he cantaccuse me of smelling like sour milk
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Merc for hire Chapter 2
MassageWhil-o-whispStarting time: who knowsEnding time: who knowsFandom: South park, GregoryxZemole (christophe)Word Count: 268A/N: Truthfully I wouldn't ask. Christophe has a potty mouth, but its a badly accented potty mouth. Gregory's seductive. Warning enough? No? How about this: malexmale kissing, innuendos, Also, I do not speak French, and thus, any French words are babelfish 'd and thus are
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Dont Touch Me Chapter 6
Oh. My. God. Seriously you guys, I'm almost dead. I'm seriously. Haha, yeah. Anyway. New chapter. Insane. Longer than before and chock full of stuff. Mainly more characters coming into the mix. Like Ike! Yay! We all love Ike, right? I hope so because he plays a decent role in this chapter. And there's a little bit of Stendy in here. Just a smidge. I think I'm about to die from typing, so I'll leav
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 26
Author'sNote: This chapterwas originally going to be regular length. BUT FOR SOME REASON PIDGINKEEPS ACTING UP AND I CAN NEVER GET INTO A FUCKING CHAT TO RP AT ADECENT TIME.Soyou get a half-assed, unfunny, shitty version. Our next chapter willbe written by yet another wonderful guest author.TheStory With No PlotChapter26ByJohn, Cartooncutie16, Mutt13, xNao and Kootie BombWellthe List scandal was r
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 6
alright then! Lets go back to planning shall we? Kyle made amove toward the door but paused when he heard his name. what isStan?What was the first thing you ever loved? he asked.Kyle blushes and stutters u-uh why do ask?Because butters asked me earlier and I was wondering what wasyours.ummmmm..... Kyle mumbles looking down. I guess thatwould be.... you...Kyle said with much trouble saying it and
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 3
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeePrologueSummary: Stanley hasa bad day.-.-AtSchool I-.-Have I ever said thatI hate school? Because I do. I hate school. I cant wait for Mayto end so I can graduate and get the fuck away from here. I doubtIll ever come back. I dont really have any reason to visitgood old SPHS when/if I visit home from college.The place sucks. Itneeds a paint job and new lockers, and n
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Merc for hire Chapter 3
LoveWhil-o-whispStarting time: unknownEnding time: Unknown. (probably a little before I started 'I'm sorry')Fandom: South park, gregoryxZemole (christopheWord Count: 161A/N: don't ask. Felt like writing a fluffy Gregory christophe story so here it is. Its really really short. Hm. Warning: fluffy boys being fluffy and gay. Kissing, smoking, yadda yadda yadda, ya get the picture?Disclaimer: Ooh, wha
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Dont Touch Me Chapter 7
Here you guys go! The chapter you've all been waiting for! That's right. Kissing scene. I'm not going to bore you with anything since this is a long chapter. I'll go ahead and just let you read it.Enjoy~! I worked hard on this one.Warnings: Kyle's ongoing denial. Come on, you didn't think he would give in that easy, did you? ;D And of course, the kiss(es).As soon as I'm done with dinner, I briefly
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 27
Author'sNote: The amazingKootie Bomb, aka Lucy wrote this chapter. At first I was going towrite "wonderful and amazing" but that's copyrighted orsomething.TheStory With No PlotChapter27ByKootie Bomb"Sick?Whaddya mean sick?"Mrs. Tucker nodded solemnly, "Yes,Lucy, Craig has a very high fever, I just took his temperature."I frowned. Craig seemed fine yesterday. Ugh. Probably bummed 'causeof school. I
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 7
Damn it! I'm caught!Kenny's mind screamed. what?You alright? You loom a little Pale.Oh? Nah, I don't! I'm always pale!You were watching weren't you? Stan said as he puts his armsaround Kyle. Never mind if you were He said.Good!.....so I can keep watching?Depends. Stan looks down at Kyle. Can he? Kyle looked off to the side and thought about it andwhen he got his answer he muttered a sometime. Stan
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 4
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeePrologueSummary: Stanley issad.-.-At HomeI-.-I think that if therewas one thing I would give the few meager possessions I have on thisearth for, it would be a friend. Or, hell, just someone to talkto about my problems. Father Maxi in the confessional comes close,but hes not really a friend. Just another douche thats out tosave my soul.Right now, Im moreworried abou
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Merc for hire Chapter 4
I'm sorryWhil-o-whispStarting time:3:42Ending time: 4:28Fandom: South Park, GregoryxZemole (christophe)Word count:452A/N: Dunno. Just Dunno. Its like four thirty a.m and I can't sleep so why not write a gory christophe x Gregory fic, eh? Got the idea from Cherry Champagne's Whores, so, read hers, its much much better. Its Kenny x Ze Mole. Hm. My guess on this one is that somebody wants Gregory dea
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Death Chapter 1
Done for the 100 theme challege.We could be grounded for two, maybe three weeks. Somehow, that was the worst thing he could think of happening to them that night, the thought of death never crossed his mind - Christophe always thought he was invincible.The fucking guard dogs. He had told him exactly what to do - it was so simple! How could he have messed it up? Stupid Americans. And now, Christoph
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 28
Author'sNote: I'd like tore-iterate SWNP is like a testing ground for me. This is the storywhere John can be a Gary Stu if I feel like it. The other stories Iput effort into making good. This one is my overrated polished turdof a Stustory =P Just kidding. But my point is, if John seems Stu-ishat times... it's just for this one story.AlsoI realize now the explanation list is in a different order fr
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 8
well we all agree? Kyle asked as he tried to contain hisexcitement. Pip nodded and as soon as he did Kyle fainted and Stancaught him. Kyle? he asked.hmmm...I guess to much excitement..? Kenny guessed. As Kylewas out cold.Stan looks at Kenny then back at Kyle and whispering, baby?and kissed him. Pip looks at them and then back at Damien.He'll be fine. Just....Is he always this happy? Damien asked.S
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 5
Perchance to DreamDisclaimer: See prologueSummary: Stanley cant catch any sort of break.-.-At School II-.-I am developing an intimate relationship with the hallways of South Park High School. Every day for the past month Ive been knocked on my ass at least once per day. I havent said a word in two weeks to anyone, just pulled my hood up, lowered my head, and sullenly stalked to class.Even this won
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Merc for hire Chapter 5
FavorWhil-o-whispStarting time: 5:13 a.m.Ending time: 5:30 a.m.Fandom: South park, GregoryxZemole (christophe)Word Count: 338A/N: Death! WOOT! Killed Gregory in two fics in a row. But hey, I blame Disturbed again. I was listening to Voices and that just screams death for me. So Thus, I wrote it. Lawlawlawl.Disclaimer: I ownI'll think of something, but it's not this.Translation notes: Theres a Fren
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Healing Chapter 1
Done for the 100 theme challenge.Warning: Hints of Slash"Now go le-'Tophe! Tophe! Get out of there, Get out of there now!""What? What ze fuck eez eet Kyle?!""'Now! People! Dogs! Get Out!""What, Where ar-Argh, Sheet! Fuckin' sheet!""'Tophe!"Hed ran as far as he could, as fast as he could back to the van in which his hacker, Kyle, resided. Pulling the doors open, throwing himself into the back, whil
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 29
Author'sNote: 6:15am in themorning. Normally I'd go back to sleep for several further hours, butI just woke up from several dreams, the last one involving me beingreally shitty at mowing some guy's lawn. I have some cookies. Thenwithin fifteen minutes, I'm on the computer opening WordPad to writethis.TheStory With No PlotChapter 29ByJVMIran into Mandi on my way to the party. "Mandi, how long has i
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 9
You want a girl now don't you? kyle nods Violently. :thoughtso. Stan laughs but then becomes serious after a while. we cantry if you want. Kyle looked up and asked really, and Stan nods.when?Stan shrugs, When you want to. Kyle suggested after thewedding. Yeah after the wedding I promise. kyle hugs Stan moreand Stan starts stroking his hair again.We can also like, dress her up inone of those frilly
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 6
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeeprologueSummary: Stanshorrendous day continues.-.-At WorkII-.-When Cartman said thatI would get it, Lardass apparently was everything BUT joking. Nobodys thrown any punches at me yet, but just abouteverything else that could possibly go wrong this afternoon has. Onthe walk over here I was nearly hit by a record twenty-three speedingcars, had my coat splattered with
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Merc for hire Chapter 6
Your wayWhil-o-whispStarting time: 5:33Ending time: 5:45Fandom: South park, GregoryxZemole (christophe)Word Count: 427A/N: Lulz. Christophe has a dirty mouth again! Seems to be perpetual. Don't you just love it though? I was listening to Down with the Sickness by Disturbed while making this. Well, dirty mouth, Gregory being evil, you know the game. Lets play.Disclaimer: I don't own South Park. Mat
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Rivalry Chapter 1
Done for the 100 theme challenge.Warning: Hints of slash.Though the two worked together, Boss and Hacker, they never got on, though tried their hardest to keep their personal feelings out of their work. Everyone in South Park thought Gregory and Christophe had something going on, which they did, Sort of. The frequent one night stands which the Blond later regret feeling so used were the usual. How
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 30
Author'sNote: And now for thenext installment of the epic adventures of Gary Stu!TheStory With No PlotChapter XXXByJVM, Sera & CarsenSonot long later, Ivy walked in in a black dress in red heels andcurled hair smiling, with Kyle, "Hey guys.""Ohmy God, Ivy!" Maddie tackled her with joy."Ivy!"Wendy and some other girls latched themselves on."Damn,Ivy!" Sera exclaimed, impressed. "What's the occa
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