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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 6
DissociatedWendy had been wise enough not to bring up that whole choosing argument of hers. Thank god, too, because even now Im still not sure what that answer would be. Of course, she probably knew that asking me such a question would only tear us apart again, and for some reason I have a gut feeling she doesnt want that.Merely for her sake, Ive spent the last two days with her more than Kyle. Ky
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 21
Chapter 21- ThePerformance, the Truth, the BandThe day flew by quickly, and soon itwas time for the actual performance. Parents maneuvered around tofind their seats in the auditorium. The McCormicks found their seatsnext to Randy and Gerald. Carol sat next to Sharon and Sheila. Theway they separated themselves was practically a natural habit.Kevin was left to sit next to Shellyand Ike.Hey, Shelly,
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 5
RightHere WaitingBy:esmtzThe boys, besidesKenny, got out of the car stumbling a little as a few cars came to astop beside them and someone had already called up the police.Uh, hello? Theresbeen an accident hereKyle held on to hisright arm, blood slowly coming down from his shoulder. He looked andsaw that both Butters and Stan were hurt as well. Butters sat on theground; his left knee was bruised a
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OC Story High School Chapter 3
OC places are still open, justreview with your OC with the Name, Age, Personality, Likes, Dislikes,Crush (Not Craig sorry XD), What they look like eg hair colour, eyecolour ect and anything else you want to add. Please Review 8D------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Lunch Time.After all the classes I had on them
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The Backfiles Chapter 7
"As the winter fades, so does my conciousness, and so does my self confidence.
You place your dagger under my chin and i shiver to the coldness of its touch.
Slowly you drown the knife into my skin, and i think of the taste that my blood will have on your lips.
This is my life, and it's ending within a blink of an eye.
And as soon as a heartbeat changes its sound, i'm now under
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 7
NoticeableI guess you could say there are many types of love. Theres true love, which probably doesnt exist normally in the real world. Then theres fairytale love, where Prince charming goes after the princess and they live happily ever after without divorce. Then theres abusive love, which I guess is what Kennys parents give him (though I probably shouldnt be saying that aloud). Theres also best
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I Would Die For You Chapter 1
"I Would Die For You."
South Park One Shot FanFiction by ToniTheTerror / dark--romance for pointof-passion.
Title: I Would Die For You.
Author: Toni (ToniTheTerror / dark--romance)
Beta: None. That's why it suuucks.
Fandom: South Park
Pairing(s): KennyxKyle. [mentioned kylexstan and stanxwendy]
Warnings: Yaoi, swearing, death.
AN: Hey there 8D. This was insp
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 6
RightHere WaitingBy:esmtzThe rain continued topour down heavily as the bus continued to make its way towards itsdestination. Cartman just sat where he was at, his head in his hands,trying to keep himself from bursting into tears in front of everyoneon the bus. Ron rubbed his back, trying to comfort him.Eric, dont worrytheyre going to be ok Ron said looking at Cartman worriedly.Cartman kept shaking
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OC Story High School Chapter 4
OC places are still open, justreview with your OC with the Name, Age, Personality, Likes, Dislikes,Crush (Not Craig sorry XD), What they look like eg hair colour, eyecolour ect and anything else you want to add. Please Review 8D------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------After School. I was walking withLucy to the pa
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ma chambre vos regles Chapter 1
AsI sit on the edge of the bed, barely covered by my thick stained bedsheets, and watch you leave for the (Ive lost count)th time, Irealise something. I always do after something like this. I realisedthat I liked you. Then, that I wasnt the only one on your mind.After that, I knew it wasnt going to work out. Last time, it wasthat Im nothing to you. But this time my realisation isnt goingto confine
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 8
PretendI tap on the window once.No answer.I sigh, closing my eyes as I lean against the wall. Maybe Kenny isnt home.Youd tell me if something was bothering you, wouldnt you?
Of course, dude.But would he really? Only moments ago I wouldnt have doubted this sentence, but suddenly but suddenly it feels like hes changed. Like something just happened to him, something I cant place my finger on. An
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Snow Chapter 1
SnowWell its summer time so what do i do? I write a one shot about snow. It didnt turn like i wanted it to but hopefully its not a complete shit story.Rated T For some languageDisclaimer - I dont own South park or its charactersIve always hated the snow. Ive lived in South Park my whole life and I hate the snow. It just makes everything seem so cold and dead. In my family snow always means my mom
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 7
RightHere WaitingBy:esmtzThis sucks, dude.How much longer is this gonna take? Kyle asked starting to getannoyed.It was an hour and ahalf or so later after the boys left with the man when the tire onthe front passenger side busted open. Luckily the man was able tosteer the car to the side of the road so they wouldnt get hit byany other cars that would be passing by them. He had gotten out andwent t
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OC Story High School Chapter 5
OC places are still open, justreview with your OC with the Name, Age, Personality, Likes, Dislikes,Crush (Not Craig sorry XD), What they look like eg hair colour, eyecolour ect and anything else you want to add. Please Review 8D------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Truth or Dare. It can be thegreatest game in t
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Unravel Chapter 1
Warning: Yaoi/Guylove/MxM.Song is Unravel by Bjork. Disclaimer: Gregory & Christophe don't belong to me.
While you are away, my heart comes undone.Slowly unravels in a ball of yarn.The devil collects it with a grin, our love in a ball of yarn.He'll never return it.So when you come back, we'll have to make new love.
Three am. Youve only been gone two hours. There's no way you co
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 9
NormalcyI can hearsomething. A noise. Something I cant recognize. And its almostlike its calling my name. But I dont want to get up; I dontwant to figure out what it is. Ive heard it so many times, in themiddle of so many nights, and Im scared I might actually findout.But nevertheless Iopen my eyes. I push myself up to an upright position; I pull myselfout of bed.I catch a glimpse ofSparky on my w
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The Kenny and Kyle Effect Chapter 1
Kyle and Kenny.Kenny and Kyle.Has a nice ring to it, doesnt it? Well, what if they dated. Not the craziest idea in the world. And loved each other, still not that crazy. But what if all this happened, and one was taken away. How would the other react and deal with the misery of their lost love. And what if we factored in different scenarios, like Kyle being on drugs or Kenny becoming rich? How wou
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 8
RightHere WaitingBy:esmtzButters,hurry up! We dont have any more time to waste! The longer we takethe more likely it is for Cartman to be gone already. Kyle sighed.It was already nearingnight time and all three boys were starting to feel tired from howlong they had been walking. Butters collapsed for the 3rdtime and was again being helped up by Stan.Kyle, I think weshould find a place to crash for
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OC Story High School Chapter 6
I might add some more OCs butfor now I wont.And it was my birthday on the18th and I wanted to put this on then but Iforgot and didnt finish it. Please Review 8D------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Me, Lucy, Amber and Lulu were allsitting at lunch under the tree we would always sit under. Today wasmy birthday,
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Silently I died Chapter 1
Warning: Slash/Yaoi/MalexMaleDisclaimer: They don't belong to me. Unfortunatley.
"Hey, 'Tophe.""Oui?""When...the time comes, can I have your dog tags?""Non."Your shovel?""Non. I don't zink Gregory would be too pleased.""So he gets them?""Non."
I never expected to live past twenty. I'd talk about it, off-handedly before and even though I had already died - I guess I thought God would have
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 10
ReplacementThe first thing I dowhen Kyle and I arrive at my house is call Wendy.Kyle shiftsuncomfortably at the door as he takes off his shoes. Ive alreadymade my way into the kitchen, fumbling through yesterdays mail tomake sure theres nothing there I need. Theres really nothing todo, really, except to listen to the dial tone.I dont see whyyou have to ask, Kyle says quietly, but I dont get the ch
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The Kenny and Kyle Effect Chapter 2
Why did he have todie?
Kyle asked himself this a thousand times.But when he went backto save Kenny, he killed him in the process. Not even Kyle knows whatis going on in his thick, Jew skull. But he knows enough to saveKenny, and thats all he needs.Ill take him toStarks Pond! Kyle exclaimed. He went under his bed and got thepicture, next thing he knew he was with Kenny. He walked Kenny toStark
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 9
RightHere WaitingBy:esmtzThenext morning everyone was already up and getting ready to havebreakfast. Cartman yawned and rubbed his eyes as he followed behindRon to where everyone was gathering and was being served cereal,eggs, juice, and pancakes.Well, at least theyserve good food here. I kind of thought they were just going to giveus cereal and water Ron said as he and Cartman took a seat andwatc
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OC Story High School Chapter 7
I might add some more OCs butfor now I wont.I hope you like the story so far,if you have any ideas then please send a message and I might usethem 8DPlease Review 8D------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Amber ran up to me smiling her headoff, she seemed a little hyper and extremely happy.Jess! Jess! Guess what!
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Like Smoke Chapter 1
Like SmokeIve always wondered why smoke sometimes goes blue when it comes out of the end of a cigarette but not when it comes out of your mouth, it must be something to do with the chemicals you breathe out though I never bothered to find out. Im thinking about it again as I watch the smoke floating in the air above us, maybe Im just distracting myself again because it means I dont have to wonder
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 11
DesperationMorning comes tooquickly for my liking.I groan. Not onlydoes it seem unusually early but its also unusually bright, too. Ithink someones purposely drawn back the curtains, and as I peerinto the bright light I see none other than Kyle smiling at mydiscomfort.Why the hell hesup so early isnt a hard question to answer. After all, Kyle hadfallen asleep so early the night before. I hadnt bot
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The Kenny and Kyle Effect Chapter 3
Kenny is alive andwell.Kyle and him aredating.But somehow, Stan isdead.Stan was killed in aR.P mosh pit. Somehow, it was Kyles fault.Kyle had to make adecision.His best friend or thelove of his life.He confined thesituation with Kenny. After agonizing over the question, Kenny saidthat he should save Stan. He could kiss Kenny earlier and then hecould save Stan. Every one went home happy, and alive.
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 10
RightHere WaitingBy:esmtzStan, weve beengoing around in circles for at least an hour now! Are you sure youknow where youre going? Kyle asked sighing.Well yeah, Kyle,this is where Kenny told me to go. Stan said as he looked around.Looks to me likewere lost. Kyle said crossing his arms and looking at Stan withan annoyed look.Were not lost!Im pretty sure we have to make a turn around here somewhereSt
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OC Story High School Chapter 8
Sorry for taking forever toupdate, I just came back from my holiday so I was away and shit lol. Thanks for reading the story sofar 8DI had an idea to make little oneshots from this story with all the characters and their crush. Idont know whether to so tell me what you think.Note: I'm not accepting any moreOCs, sorry. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Why I Bother Chapter 1
Why I BotherYou always seem to find a way to confuse me. I should really know to stay the hell away but then even if I tried I know all youd have to do is talk me around and if that wasnt working youd call me Mon cher and Id melt just like I always do.You know I cant resist you, youve even gotten me to admit it once or twice, because you always can. You always get me to answer your questions or ad
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 12
CalmAfter leaving Sparky at my house, Kyle and I had both headed to Cartmans house. We had walked quickly and silently, and possibilities were running through my mind, some quite unbelievable. But despite those I tried keeping my mind clear, thinking of how to approach the situation once we got there.of course, I fail miserably, so in the end I decide to wing the situation when it comes. After all
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OC Fanfic Chapter 1
Author'sNote: I love OCfanfics, but let's all face it... they do all follow the same formulaand plenty of our OCs are Mary and Gary Sues n Stues. Hell, Johnscored 120 and got IRREDEEMABLE SUE on the Mary Sue Test (go searchfor it!)Sohere's a spoof.OCFanficThe Awesomesauce FirstChapterByJVMHaithis is my journal, my name is Mary Sue. My family is moving to somegayass town called South Park because m
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Right Here Waiting Chapter 11
RightHere WaitingBy:esmtzCARTMAN! Kyleyelled as he ran towards him.Cartman turned insurprise as he saw that Kyle was there and had run and thrown himselfat him making Cartman fall backwards with Kyle on top of him.UghJew?!Cartman said blushing furiously.Kyles whole facewas red as he quickly got up.Yeah, fatass whoelse would be here getting you out of this place?Kyle helped Cartman upand turned to
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OC Story High School Chapter 9
Heres the part most of youhave been waiting for.By the way, Tell me what couplesin this you wanna have more of or what to happen soon or with drama. Note: I'm not accepting any moreOCs, sorry. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------W-what are you doing?!?! Ambershouted, her eyes full of hidden tears. I looked Twe
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Kyleforever poems Chapter 1
A/N: Hieveryone!! This is my 1st post EVER on and I wanted to start with a poem I wrote a few yearsback!! Soz if it sucksI donot own South Park, if I did Christophe and Gregory would be in everyepisode -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I love youmore than pizzaMore thancheesy poofs,Ice-creamand pieI wouldeven dieJust tosee you smil
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 13
DisarrayWhy did you kissme?Because you weredrunk.
Because I wanted to.You wanted to?No.
Yeah.Why?But if you wantedto, that means youre that youre.Not in your rightmind?
Gay?Yeah.Stan, IKyle, can I askyou something?Sure.Do you like me?Like?Like me as afriend.
Like me as something more than a friend?No, of course youdont.
Yeah, I guess I do. Is that gonna be a problem?No, I
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Back to the Start Chapter 1
author's comments: 'kay just to let you know, the introduction is told by kyle and i when he says 'you' he means stan. uhm, i don't really know why i wrote this chapter like that. i'm not sure if the over chapters will be liek that. anyways, yeah, please read and review. [:Chapter One.When we were growing up you always looked like you were having such fun,
You always were and you always will
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The Meaning of Christmas Chapter 1
Author's Note: Hey guys, just a short one-shot I felt like writing. I'll be able to update my other two stories more often, now. I don't own South Park. Matt Stone and Trey Parker do.* * *Its a woodland critter Christmas! Cartman sang as he walked down the South Park street.It was finally that time of year when children shouted with glee as they opened their presents that were kept stacked under p
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OC Story High School Chapter 10
This is just a random chapterabout who the people are gonna go with to Clydes party and stuff. By the way, Tell me what couplesin this you wanna have more of or what to happen soon or with drama. Note: I'm not accepting any moreOCs, sorry. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------John shut the fuck up I saidsitting
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Odds and Ends Chapter 1
Hay guys~Odds and Ends is going to be where I put all of the little stuff, that cant really be incorporated into any type of fic. Drabbles, songfics, random roleplay tidbits.Rating will probably be from K+ - M.Pairings, pretty much anything. Mostly Dip, Greg/Mole, and Creek.IF YOU HAVE REQUESTS FOR SOMETHING, ASK ME.Im probably going to wind up doing a collection of Dip things here, too, so keep y
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Where No Leaf Blooms Chapter 14
PrayerThe day goes by veryslowly. Its very quiet, very long, and very lonely. My phoneremains silent the entire time, something that usually only happenswhen Wendy breaks up with me. But then, maybe that is whathappened; all Wendy had asked me to do was leave, yet it feels likeshed broken up with me, implicatively, however silently she haddone it.And what makes itworse is that it feels like Kyle h
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Welcome Back to South Park Chapter 1
The first chapter of my new South Park series, hooray! This is sort of the pilot episode, so if you want to see more from this series just drop me a review. Also, the characters may be ever so slightly OOC, to fit with the story, but they are 5 years older, so anyway. Enjoy the chapter.I do not own South Park. It is owned by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, those geniuses. Although, Paddy, James and Al
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