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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 4
Author's Note: I apologize inadvance for Kyle being OOC in this chapter.Chapter 4- Kyle's Strange Behavior Kyle ran at top speed as the bus was about to leave."Shit, shit, shit, WAIT!"Kyle reached the door of the school bus and slammed his hand onit. The door opened and he stepped on, out of breath. The busproceeded to leave as Kyle walked to the back where his friends were."Jesus Christ, Kyle," s
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Story of Kyle Chapter 8
Mommy,whose house that is? Kyle asked.Thatsour house, Bubee. Sheila told Kyle.Letsgo inside. Gerald said.OK.Kyle said.So theywent inside their house and found that their new home was very big.So big that it made their house back in Houston look like a shack.Hello,there. said a voice from behind them. The Brofvloskis turnedaround and saw a woman with short brown hair holding a pie with atall man wi
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 17
A/N: I know its one word for the store. Blah blah blah. I hope you like it. i tweeked it a bunch of times, was going to be longer, but then i decided i shouldnt push it.A/R: Sixteen or Seventeen.Seventeen: Good WillBy PDOTLKenny sighed as he rifled through the many shirts on the rack in front of him. They were a wide assortment of colors, patterns, sizes and styles. But in Kennys eyes they were al
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 28
Fight Fear With FireOkay, so I actually wrote this chapter yesterday, I think. But I wanted to wait for your reviews until I posted it. When I opened my email today, and it said You Have 10 New Messages! I was like OMG. But like half of them were from stupid Facebook, so theres not 10 reviews. XD Itd be cool if there were though!Xxforget-me-notxX
Darry is glad that you're glad that he's glad.
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 26
#49 Inner thoughts part one by Larlar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of itscharacters.Authornotes: God!Sorry its been so long since I posted anything to this I fail,huh?! Well, Im back now and with a request by Milkweedhawthorn.Now! Im cheating just a tad here and doing two for this one theme;Partly because I couldnt decide which POV to do this from, partlybecause I thought it worked
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 5
Chapter 5- Bra and Panties CatalogueCartman squealed in a fit of laughter."Eric, shut the hell up. I'm trying to teach!" Mrs.Garrison yelled."Only KYLE would cry about HOMEWORK!"Some of the class giggled."Eric, you're being a distraction. Do you want after schooldetention too?""Sorry Mrs. Garrison, it's just too funny. Kyle's such apussy nerd-Jew."Mrs. Garrison rolled her eyes, turned back to the
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Story of Kyle Chapter 9
Threeweeks later it was the first day of preschool. Kyle was scared butSheila told him there was nothing to be afraid of. Youll befine, Bubee, I promise. Sheila kissed Kyle and waved Kyle goodbyeand left. Little Kyle looked around. He saw a lot of kids runningand playing with each other. Suddenly, Kyle felt somebody pushed him.Kyle turned around. It was a boy about Kyles age with brown hair,about
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 18
A/N:So Phillies won the world series, finally the curse is lifted. our last championship was twenty five years ago, we deserve this. so i guess ill be watching the flyers and sixerd for the rest of this year. woot. Happy halloween everybody... tomorrow... anyways, enjoy...A/R: W/e.Eighteen: NewlywedsBy PDOTLKenny smirked as he adjusted Kyles aviator sunglasses on his face. Now, this, he said as he
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 29
Fight Fear With FireI'm sorry about the slow update. I went through a short depression about some personal things in my life and I just didn't feel like writing. Or doing anything but kill myself, for that matter. lol, jk.Xxforget-me-notxX
Yes, you should. Darius gives up on being glad, because if he goes any further, he'll have to ask Kady how to go that far.
Yep, that's our Darry. But
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 27
#49 Inner thoughts part two by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of itscharacters.Authornotes: Requested by Milkweedhawthorn.Part two time! And this is from Tweeks POV. This one was harder towrite, the second one always is, I find, but again I like it okay. Ihope you guys do too youre the ones who matter, after all. Ilike writing Tweek because I feel like I can use exclamation ma
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 6
Chapter 6- Fight For FoodThe children scattered about the school yard into their normalgroups. Kenny walked up to Stan and Kyle from behind.Sensing that someone was there, Stan turned around."Hey, Ke- Oh my God, what happened?"Kyle turned around to see what Stan was talking about."Jesus Christ, Kenny!" he added.Kenny looked away from the two. He had a black eye and there werea few scratches on wha
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Story of Kyle Chapter 10
Authorsnote: Sorry I didnt get to upgrade sooner.I had to go to summer school which means I only had to concentrate onmy work. Now that Ive passed I have continued my story. So enjoy.Sheilawanted another child, but she didnt want to get pregnant again.She was happy that she went through all that for Kyle but didntwant to go through it all over again. So she decided to go foradoption. Since there w
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 19
A/N: Kinda inspired by my Halloween, kinda. Sorry for the lack of updates. Ill try to be better about it.A/R: Teenage YearsNineteen: ArgyleBy PDOTLYouve gotta be a lightweight. Kenny twisted and glanced down at a pair of feet clothed in argyle socks. Feel the buzzzzzz yet? You chugged that shit down, Kenny laughed, awkward to the others ears.I didnt chug it. You just take too long to drink yours,
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Love Chapter 1
Warning: MalexMale/Slash/Yaoi/Gayness.Disclaimer: Don't belong to me.Done for the 100 theme challenge.
Bastard. You're sick, doing this to me, but the worst part is - I don't even think you know you're doing it. It's everything you do that makes me fall for you - damn, that sounded so fucking clich, so fucking...conformist. Ugh. But it's true. Sometimes it's just us, standing in the bac
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 28
#21 Library by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: Requested by Fireflower12! And all because I like to make everything about sex XD I decided to post this now too cos I know how Kristas computer is hating her right now and thought getting fanfiction might make her smile! I want reviews, okay?! I spent HOURS on these so yeah! Please? (Im kidding rev
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 7
Author's note:I apologize in advance for Cartman being OOC in this chapter.Chapter 7- The Diet's PurposeThe four were angrily questioned and each boy got to tell theirside of the story. Even when Cartman's story made it appear that hewas the victim, Stan and Kyle's version made it clear that Cartmanwas the one who provoked the whole thing.Needless to say, Cartman and Kenny's mothers were called in
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In the flames of love Chapter 1
Flames of destruction fill the little girls eyes, she watches as the cruel monsters slowly devour everything she has ever lovedFlamesof destruction fill the little girls eyes, she watches as thecruel monsters slowly devour everything she has ever loved. How didit come to this? The masked man ran through darkness to escape hisfoes, he watched afar as he saw everything the girl owned burn up infront
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 20
A/N: Remember, kids, dont get in strangers cars! No matter what.A/R: 9Twenty: Stranger DangerBy PDOTLKenny was glad it was a weekend. It was such a hassle to be reborn and have to go to school right after. The cause of his latest fate was blurry in his mind, but he was pretty sure it had something to do with a staple gun.But he put that out of his mind as he took his usual route to Stans house. Th
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My Stalker Eric Cartman Chapter 1
Title: My Stalker, Eric Cartman
Author: Kootie Bomb
Genre: Songfic: humor/romance (romance could be mistaken for obsession)
Rating: T (PG-13): Minor language, creepy situations
Fandom: South Park
Pairing(s): Cartman/Kimberly
Summary: Eric Cartman becomes obsessed. OCxCartman. Written for PixiDreads
Inspiration: PixiDreads, who told me about the song 'I Want To M
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 29
#50 Computers by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: I cannot write much of anything lately and yet? I miss it terribly so here, have a non-requested drabble. Its kinda... I dunno, I dont wanna say its bad cos the idea came to me exactly how its written, it makes sense and seems fun but at the same time? Its not what I normally write (in my mind, at
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 8
Chapter 8- Cans and CookiesKenny walked alongside his mother as they approached their home.Kenny.Kenny looked up at his mother. She stared straight ahead as shespoke.Dont tell your father about this.She looked down at him.Well, duh, Kenny replied, but how am I gonna explain whyIm home all week?Carol looked ahead again and scratched her head in thought.You wont be home all week, she said as she loo
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In the flames of love Chapter 2
In flames I see my name clearly for what I have doneInflames I see my name clearly for what I have done. I never meant tocause that much damage but it feels good to know I have hurt you wereit hurts the most. I have stolen from you, your soul.StanWowI say not thinking of any other way to respond. Her home was burneddown, her father and mother dead. She ran after the masked man but heescaped. Now s
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 21
A/N: Had this in my mind for a while, just needed a way to present it. And there you go. I actually like this a lot better than my last few, hope you do too!A/R: about 9 to 13, young-ish.Twenty-One: PoptartsBy PDOTLKenny never took food for granted. That one free meal at lunchtime was as sacred as Communion to him. Devoured, he surveyed the crowded cafeteria for his next prey, leftovers and unwant
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What I feel when you call me that Chapter 1
Kyle stared at the clock.Damn. Half an hour until lunch.The little redhead thought to himself.Now, Kyle usually wasnt this hungry, but he missed breakfast that morning due to last minute cramming on a math test he was sure to pass.The group, Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny, were in a group trying decide a subject for their social studies project.No, Cartman, we are not doing our report on the holoca
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 30
#53 Mischief by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park orany of its characters.Authornotes: Requested by MilkweedHawthorneand sorry it took so long as well as NaNoWriMo, there were justTOO MANY possibilities for this one XD I think I made a good, ifrather over-used, choice though, yes? :is hit: I cant decide if Ilike it or not I think maybe its just kind different to theway I normally write
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 9
Chapter 9- SleepoverEven though his friends knew he was poor, it was stillembarrassing to be found digging in a trash can for recyclables. Stanand Kyle had spotted Kenny with his mother on the way to Cartmanshouse.Go on, Kenny, said Carol as she took the garbage bag full ofcans from him, go play with your friends but be home beforedinner.Kyle handed Kenny his school work and cookies while they wal
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In the flames of love Chapter 3
The cops are slowly searching for me, search all you like, no one in this world will find me but Ill find youThecops are slowly searching for me, search all you like, no one in thisworld will find me but Ill find you. Yes my darling, I will findyou rest assure, you have left me nothing more than a shadow of whatI should have been but now you know what it feels like to be me. Youstole my parents, y
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 22
A/N: I was gone for a while there, sorry! Schools been driving me crazy. Thank baby Jesus for Christmas break! Well, Ive been preoccupied with the thought of rebirth and stuff, so this came into being.Im not sure the next time Ill update, hopefully I can get it together to make up for lost time. Love you all!Disclaimer: I do not own South Park, characters or genius, so sue you should not!A/R: Ambi
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What I feel when you call me that Chapter 2
Theres no use going back to class.Kyle thought to himself as he walked the halls.Its just no man will ever love you Those words rang through his head like an annoying polyphonic ringtone.Kyle clasped his hands on his ears and shook his head. What the hell you are you doing, stressing about something CARTMAN said. Hes still the egotistical, maniacal asshole he was the day I met him. So what differe
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 31
#42 - At what cost by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: Requested by MilkweedHawthorne and it stumped me for a while A LONG while, actually I started this back in November and have re-written it over and over I still dont like it, but I think at this point Im never going to so here, I hope you like what I came up with in the end, even I dont much ^
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 10
Author's note: Slash inthis chapter.Chapter 10- The Summer Before Middle SchoolToasted waffles popped out of the toaster and Ms. Cartman put themon a plate and handed it to Kevin, who waited until last to get hisfood. He sat down at the breakfast table with Cartman and Kenny andpoured syrup on his waffles.You guys were loud last night, he said.You were awake? said Kenny, who was about to put a bit
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In the flames of love Chapter 4
I shall continue to haunt you in your dreams, your have silenced me for so long but now I speak, so listen to my voiceI shallcontinue to haunt you in your dreams, your have silenced me for solong but now I speak, so listen to my voice. My eyes were blinded byyour murderous intentions but now I see, I see what you have becomeand what you have left me as. I have escaped the hell you placed mein for
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 23
A/N: Haha, changed the title from Stranger Than to Blessing, I had half of it written and now that I got back to it I forgot where I was going so yea, I just had fun with the last half, lol. Enjoy.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any dreidels.Twenty-Three: Revenge Series: BlessingBy PDOTLThings sure had been weird since Kenny and Butters had teamed up to prank Cartman. Though, no one was mor
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What I feel when you call me that Chapter 3
Kyle took a deep breath and slowly turned the door knob and right before he pushed the door open he heard a familiar voice.KyleHe turned around to see sad Wendy on his front yard. Wendy noticed that she saw a sad Kyle. She noticed his puffy eyes, and tears rolling down his cheeks.Kyle sniffled. Oh, hey WendyWendy was off guard when she saw Kyle. She thought she was playing the victim. But when she
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 32
54 - Wild by Lar.Author notes: Requested by MilweedHawthorn~! I hope its okay, Im out of practice. Sorry it has taken me so long, I have been REALLY out of all writing lately, its been so sad, Ive hated it! But yes, back now and DETERMINED to finish these! Adrenalin next~!Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.------------------------------------------------------------------
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 11
Author's Note: I apologize in advance for how this chapter rushes through time in the beginning.Chapter 11- The L WordStan spent a lot of his time with Wendy that summer, leaving Kyle to secretly hang out with Butters on many days. Kenny, being the pervert that he was and also out of curiosity, managed to find ways to track Kyle and Butters down as they kept their secret dating game going. As far
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In the flames of love Chapter 5
StanWendysbrother, she must have done something to him. Even if all of whatChef said is true, then what happened to him? I open the door andthere she was sitting, so silently staring at our fireplace in aslight trance. I have to get to the bottom of this and the only wayis through Wendy.Ifsomething happened in the past, whatever Wendy did, it has affectedher and the fact that the rest of her famil
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 24
A/N: This series. Usually one word comes to me and I base a drabble around it. In this instance this was more difficult than my other drabbles have been to write. I hope you still like it. I think my over-a-month vacation helped me finish it. Next installment of the series well I have no ideaTwenty-Four: Crack Series: TowerBy PDOTLTrapped and grounded back in his hometown, Butters stared at his bo
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Nevermore Chapter 1
Nevermore sat in thecar quietly, smirking at the scenery that passed her by. A new town.A new place to start over. Or start again. Which ever one it was, shedidnt care. It was a new beginning; a new story. She would havenew friends, a new school, a new house. A new everything. Barely ableto contain her joy she ran around the RV, her long, black hair flyingbehind her. "Please sit down, we're almost
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 33
27 - Adrenalin by Lar.Author's notes: Requested by xTweekTweakx, enjoy! Again, so VERY sorry this took me so long to get up, I am WAY out of practice but I hope you will like this anyways ^^ The whole flight or fight, it was fun to write, I do like my angst! Speaking of which, depression is up next followed by suicide so like, HAPPY requests after that, kthnx?Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 12
Author's note: I apologize in advance for Kenny being OOC in this chapter.Chapter 12- Addictions have no cure3 Weeks later...No one treats me with respect around here!A wooden chair smashed into the already crumbling wall, causing the chair to break and the wall to crack in several places.Maybe if you got off your sorry ass and did something useful for once then people would respect you!They were
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This Is How It Goes Chapter 1
Ok... this is my attempt on writing a sad and emotional Oneshot. But be warned, if you love Stan, don't read.This Is How It GoesAw... crap, Kyle said throwing his Xbox controller to the ground angrily.Haha, Kyle I beat you again, Stan said grinning at his best friend triumphantly. But don't be sad, dude. I'm sure you'll win next time, he said nudging Kyle teasingly.Kyle glared at Stan, Fuck you, S
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