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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 19
Fight Fear With FireThis chapter was inspired by Kiakamons review of chapter seventeen. I was thinking about how I should go about the whole blood thing, and here it is. Im sorry about bombarding you with chapters again. Just couldnt resist.To Xxforget-me-notxX: Congrats, youve reached your goal on this chap. I love posting a chap, going to eat a waffle, coming back, and theres your review, always
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 17
#7 - Dance club by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: This was requested by sunglassesANDunicorns, although I think the end product is less Dance Club and more Gay Bar... Opps? XD; Hope thats not too much of a problem? This reminds me a lot of a scene I RPd once, it brings back happy memories enjoy!xoxIt was dark.It was loud.It was full of people.Th
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 8
Maybe one or twochapters left, folks. Prepare for the end!--Kenny called Kylescell phone for the hundredth time. And, for the hundredth time, therewas no answer. He sighed and shoved his face in his ratty pillow.Why did I run!?That question keptringing in his ears over and over since it happened. What was worse,even after he ran after that even with Kyle the other day, was thathe had been avoiding
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Misguided Chapter 1
MISGUIDEDThey said I'd never grow up.
Yet, here I stand, taller than the rest.
They'd call me a tank and say,
"Watch out, don't get run over."They never thought I'd mature.
It takes a pretty mature person
To do what I've done, you know.
It was pretty big of me.Who said I couldn't regret?
I feel pretty bad over this, now.
Well, maybe it's the fact that
I
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 9
A/N: Next in series.A/R: 16/17Nine: Crack Series: DiseaseBy PDOTLWith the exception of the drunk party scene, the only other video of Butters on youtube was an instructional video that hed presumably made for home ec last year. Kenny liked to spend his time watching the first video and listening to the second, focusing on certain phrases like grease it up so it comes out smoothly and Now, my favor
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 20
Fight Fear With FireSorry about the late update! I got a concussion! I fell at my friends house and hit my head on the tile. It hurt like a bitch, but Im okay now. I hit my head yesterday, and this is the soonest that Ive felt like writing. I waited in the ER for like a month last night.To Kiakamon: Yes, yes you did read that right. I read your question and I was like, I HAVE AN IDEA! So thanks! I
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 18
#17 - First encounters by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: Requested by Littlepaw! I ended up writing this a little differently to the way I normally do, Im not sure why, it just kinda came out this way... It's not my favourite, but I hope you like it anyway! And Of COURSE its about the fight! I didnt really think I had much choice there enjoy!xox
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 9
So, did I keep thesuspense straining? Your imaginations running? Your desire building?Perfect! Finally, the end is herefor this is the final chapter!--Craig never thought hewould say these words. Never in his life did he ever think his ownmouth would utter these words to this one person.I love you, Tweek.And, for once in his life of ever saying it, he meant it. He reallytruly meant it.I love younn
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Story of Kyle Chapter 1
A/N: Sobasically this is a fanfic about Kyles parents first meeting eachother and falling in love to getting married to Kyles birth andIkes adoption. Mostly this story takes place in Houston, Texas. SoEnjoy!I donot own South Park. These are all Trey Parker and Matt Stonescreations. (Dammit!)A youngman about the age of 20, with long brown hair thats down to hisback and wearing a pink yarmulke (Jewi
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 10
A/N: And the plot thickens. If you dont think Butters is even the slightest sadistical, just watch one of the latest episodes. He was so revved to see Wendy and Eric fight, lol, so effing funny and messed up. Great episode, guys.A/R: Still thirteen.Ten: Revenge Series: MissionBy PDOTLButters went straight to his room as soon as he got home. He knew exactly which box in the back of the closet to fi
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 21
Fight Fear With FireHa, I look hideous with the hideous gash on my face. And I have to wake up every two hours, you know, to make sure I ain't dead. Now I'm just tired and freaking hungry.To Xxforget-me-notxX: Hey, you were first this time! lol Wait, so if you're like Kanye, you're a gay fish? What's behind your back? Is that... a lighter? THAT explains the roasted marshmallows in my backyard, tha
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 19
#47comedy by Lar-lar.Disclaimer:I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Authornotes: CRACK TIME XD As requested byLittlepaw and astalked through with Fireflower12,so its not all my fault, really. The idea came into my head and Ijust loved it! It is pretty crack and random but whatever? Im notcrazy, Im just a little unwell. A lot, maybe. Doesnt matter,whats important is the not crazy part.
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The little things Chapter 1
Soeveryone seems to be doing drabble collections, and I thought it wasa good idea, seeing as I usually get ideas that arent too long andgood for a drabble instead. So, this is rated T for now. Therating may change. A lot ofthe drabbles are probably going to be romance, and I just thought Idsay who those pairings were (probably) going to be, so everyone knowswhat they may read. Stan/Kyle (Style), C
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Story of Kyle Chapter 2
It was twoweeks until Gerald and Sheilas wedding. Sheila had met Geraldsparents. Although, Sheila had an Irish heritage and not Jewish,Geralds parents were very accepting of her. Gerald and Sheila flewto Brooklyn, New York for Gerald to meet Sheilas mother. Sheilasfather died two months before Sheila was born. Sheila and Geraldarrived at Sheilas mothers house. Sheila ranged the ranged thedoorbell
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 11
A/N: Leopold is a regular PicassoA/R: Your call.Eleven: TattoosBy PDOTLThis was the life, Kenny thought while he watched as Butters stared, focused solely on his arms, his tiny tongue slicking out just a tiny bit. Currently they were alone, sitting on a picnic blanket under an oak tree. The sun was shining, a gentle breeze was blowing, and Butters, armed with a big brown marker, was happily tucked
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 22
Fight Fear With FireI. Am. Pissed. For. No. Reason. PMS, people, I can be worse than Wendy. UGH! So sorry if this chap is retarded, I was just like, whatever. Okayo, here goes.To Kiakamon: Kyle would make a good yoda, with his size and what not. But thank god Kyle's not that old and ugly. I am healing wonderfully, thanks to mr. mccormick. Now if only I could get him out of that damn coma, then he'
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 20
#29 vacation by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: SAPPINESS WARNING! This one was requested by fireflower12 and has taken me too long to write IM SORRY. I blame her entirely for this, though! She has just written her own drabble for the same theme and I cant stop thinking about it! (You can find it under my favorite stories - 55 CraigTweek drabbles
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The little things Chapter 2
To whomever cares enough to read excuses,Maybe youve seen me before, maybe youve heard of methat pathetic, blond piece of French shit. Just maybe, you even know my name. But you dont care. I was always there. Always there in the backgroundtheres that kidwithout a second thought.My point is, to all of you I was nobody, no feelings or thoughts. You were all wrong. Ive dealt with it for yearsyour hat
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Story of Kyle Chapter 3
Theressomething about Kyle Brofvloski nobody knows about. Not even his bestfriend, Stan or his enemy Eric Cartman knows. Want to know Kyleslittle secret? He has three older sisters. Their names are Katy,Emily, and Erin. Why you never heard of them or seen them? Becausetheyre dead. This is their story. Two months after Sheila marriedGerald, she was pregnant. She was having a girl. They named her Ka
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 12
A/N: Hey, guys, since this is the twelfth installment I think now is a fair enough time to ask you. What's your favorite drabble so far? Do you like the serieses or no? Insight into my readers' minds will be a big help in the future. So don't be shy, just click the purple button, or simply message me and tell. Plus I'd love to do requests. Thanks for reading, I'm more than happy to add to this awe
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 23
Fight Fear With FireI just saw that movie Orphan! You know the one thats like Theres Something Wrong With Esther. It was pretty good. Not really scary, just like really freaky! I really loved it, but now Im not adopting kids. The ending is like a totally bizarre twist. I was like what. The. Fuck.To Xxforget-me-notxX: You? Withdrawl? Your poor friend! You know you owe them for anything you destroye
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 21
#5 Store by Lar-lar.Disclaimer:I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Notes:CRACK TIME! Me and Fireflower12 were talking and SOMEHOW the idea forthis came up. That is all you need to know. Its kinda a weird oneand yes, I realise Tweek is OOC, but thats kinda the point, so!Yeah, enjoy the crazy.xoxCraigcould not say that he was completely used allto his best friends little ways and habits
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Will I Ever See You Again Chapter 1
For My Friend Emi 3.Craig and Damien bounded up to Kyle; fingers linked together, a matching smile on each others faces.Kye ready to go? The movie doesnt start for a while, but Damien wants to get good seats Craig says, face illuminated in the dark.They were going to see a midnight premier of Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince.Kyle sits on the green bench for a while, staring at the crystal
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Story of Kyle Chapter 4
Sheilahasnt been feeling good lately. Shes been throwing up in themornings and being moody in the afternoons. Sheila hasnt been thesame since that wild night at Geralds brothers party.I thinkIm pregnant again, Gerald. Sheila told Gerald one night.Are yousure? Gerald asked. Have you been missing your period?Sheilaperiod has been a little late. Could I bepregnant? Sheila thought. The next day Sheila
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 13
Thirteen: FosterBy PDOTLYoull be sleeping in Butters room while you stay here, Linda said sweetly, carrying the worn-out suitcase the boy had with him. The orange-clad blonde nodded silently and followed her up the stairs. With his dad in rehab and his mom temporarily abandoning him for her mothers house the police had placed him in foster care. He was just glad it was with someone he knew.Plus, t
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 24
Fight Fear With FireI wrote this today, and I think its kind of a chapter that shows their weaknesses and their strengths. And you guysll be happy- theres more confused Kyle. I wrote this chapter, went on facebook for a while, came back, and I already had two reviews. It had only been about 40 minutes. You guys are friggin amazing!To Kiakamon: Odd? If you wanna see odd, you should have seen the or
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 22
#44 - Twilight by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Authors notes: SAP ALERT! Requested by Fireflower12! I REALLY wanted to do a Twilight years kinda thing for this cos I really loved the idea, but what with the future fics I write, I figured it would be better to write it for those instead so this is just amusing sap instead! It's long even after I cut parts - f
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 1
Warnings: Slash/femslash/het, drama, and some angst all in later chapters.Disclaimers: South Park is not mine. Trey Parker and Matt Stone are the ones behind that madness.Chapter One- The DietEric Cartman munched away at a bag of cheesy poofs while he watched TV. The doorbell rang once. Then, it rang again. Cartman ignored it and continued to watch Terrance and Phillip. After three minutes of door
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Story of Kyle Chapter 5
Kyle was apretty normal baby. He spent a lot of time sleeping, fussy when hewas hungry, tired, or needed changing, and spitting up at times. Kylewas also his parents source of happiness. Whenever Sheila orGerald had a bad day Kyles coos or his cute little baby laughwould make them feel better. Sheila and Gerald were struggling. Thelittle money that they had was always spent on Kyle. Sheila andGera
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 14
A/N: This weird live action version of Alice in Wonderland was on tv, and inspired me a little.A/R: You decideFourteen: TrippingBy PDOTLButters was sure he was tripping something when he woke up wearing a blue dress in a strange dark forest. W-where am I? he wondered out loud. He started to stand, feeling a strange soreness going up and down his legs. Hello? He heard a rustling and jumped a few fe
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 25
Fight Fear With Fire Sorry about the slow update. Ive been busy making previews for my stories on YouTube. Id love it if you guys checked it out. I have one for this story, its the first Ive ever made. I also have three previews for my upcoming horror story: Leena. I used the girl from Orphan and the guy from Jeepers Creepers (he plays Stan!) for my previews. I just want to tell you, that Im not m
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 23
#35 Non-stop fighting by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: Requested by Pimpedoutgreenears and Fireflower12 I hope youll both enjoy this. I dunno how well it really fits the theme, but it was fun to write and I found it amusing at least, so I hope you will too I could have written so much more to this one... Updated the theme list and lookin for m
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 2
Chapter Two- In for a BeatingKenny rang Stan's doorbell twice before Stan opened the door."Hey, Kenny," he greeted.Stan and Kenny walked over to the couch where Kyle sat with acontroller in his hands."Hey, Kenny," he said without taking his eyes off thescreen.Kenny removed the hood of his parka. He had done it more oftensince the beginning of fifth grade when a girl told him he was cuterwithout it
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Story of Kyle Chapter 6
One daywhen 4 year old Kyle was playing ball by himself, he threw the ballover the fence into his neighbors lawn. Kyle climbed over thefence to get his ball. When he got over here to get his ball hisneighbor saw him and yelled at him. Get your ass out of my lawn,you little shit!LittleKyle had never been so scared in his short life. The person that wasyelling at him was big and scary to Kyle. He re
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 15
Fifteen: Revenge Series: PromiseSo what am I going to get for this? Kenny asked, his signature parka thrown carelessly on Butters bedroom floor. Professor Chaos stared back at him with a glare.Besides the satisfaction of the a-hole being miserable and/or embarrassed? he asked with a strangely forced gruff voice. Kenny smirked at the usually pacifistic blondes angry-guy act.Yeah, besides that? Why
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 26
Fight Fear With FireOMG, Im sooo bad ass. I sneaked into a rated R movie today! I saw Funny People! Im much younger than you think I am, and Im much younger than I should be to be writing this fic (language, sexual shit), but the youth of the world is no longer as innocent as it used to be. 10 year olds can now access porn on the internet. Ive seen my friends brother do it. What kind of world is t
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 24
#16 Heart break by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of itscharacters.Authornotes: Requested by ,and I am SO SORRY its so crappy, really. I guess Im out ofpractice with these :excuses, excuses: but I hope its not so badthat you cant get something out of it Yeah, I cant put myfinger on why, but I dont like this and Im not happy with it.Also? Sorry for taking so long to post, its be
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We Close Our Eyes Chapter 3
Chapter 3- Acting WeirdIt was near dark outside. Stan and Kyle sat in the living room andstared at the television, bored. Stan shifted and slightly brushedhis hand on Kyle's. Kyle jumped at the light touch and brought hishand to his chest. Stan eyed him in question."You okay, dude?"Kyle blushed lightly."Yeah, sorry. Startled me."Stan shrugged and brought his attention back to the screen.Neither bo
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Story of Kyle Chapter 7
Oneevening, two days after the terrible incident, Gerald found theperfect place for him and his family to live in. Its calledSouth Park. Gerald told Sheila. Its a small, quiet, mountainfriendly town with a lot of people of diversity.Even aJewish population? Sheila asked.Just asmall percent. Gerald said.Whatstate is the town in? Sheila asked.Colorado.Gerald replied.Thatsa long way. Sheila said.Ikno
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 16
A/N: Could be seen as a companion piece to Death but not really intentional. I've noticed that most of my drabbles are going to the teenage years more than the canon age so I'm gonna try to even it out a bit. I wanna thank everyone who has reviewed so far, you guys are awesome. You're nothing but encouraging and I totally appreciate it. Love you guys.A/R: 9Sixteen: RabiesBy PDOTLDid you hear? Butt
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 27
Fight Fear With FireOkay, I put something in the last chapter that I was wondering if you people would catch. None of you did, (granted there were only two reviews), and so I get to tell you the answer and go hahaha I tricked you. Two new characters were introduced in the last chapter- Sam and Megan. If you have seen the movie Transformers, you would know that the main character is named Sam Witwi
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 25
#10 Loyalty by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of itscharacters.Authornotes: Requested by and hopefully is better than the last piece of crap I put up here I like the idea behind this one, it seems a lot more interesting andseems to have a depth (even if I do say so myself...) I hope I didntmake too big a point out of the theme, though... Up next, two for theprice of one; Innert
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