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I Never Really Thought Chapter 12
Hey guys. This is the lastchapter of I Never Really Thought. Sorry for the wait, mycomputer crashed for a while. Anyway, here yah go, thanks forreading, and have an awesome summer!---2 MONTHS LATERKatie sighed as she smoothed out heryellow skirt, glancing at the faux wood door, which read Room 212,her new class. She took a deep breath and pushed the door open. Shescanned the room immediately.A tal
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Craig the Genuis Chapter 4
#206.SouthPark: Unleashed, #206Craig theGenuisBy JVM"Aaaand this is my room. I thinkwe're going to be roommates." Lucy said, showing Craig to aroom."Oh Lord, this is a boringschool, too?""Yep, 'fraid so." Lucy ran afinger through the dyed-green part of her hair."Why did you go here?"Craig asked honestly. "I mean you don't.... look... likea troublemaker.""Troublemaker? Apparently I'msupposed to be
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 11
Fight Fear With FireThis is a pretty strange chapter, Ill tell ya. I forgot to take my medicine this morning, so I was a bit loopy when I wrote it. But haha, I had a great time! Now, to respond to my reviewing buds!To Xxforget-me-notxX: Haha, glad I made you lol. I like to say lqtm (laughing quietly to myself). Its a Demetri Martin joke. Narnia and Twilight- couldnt resist, my friend, couldnt resi
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 9
#25- Rejection. By Lar-lar.Authorsnotes: ;; Angsttime XD Ive been trying to be original and surprising with thesebut some are harder than others and this one... Sorry ifits a little hard to follow in places, I didnt wanna use namesdespite it being obvious whos who so... AreYou Afraid of the Dark asked for 25 so hereit is I wish it could have been more cheerful for you though!Disclaimer: I do not o
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Greenhouse Effect Chapter 1
Title: Greenhouse EffectGenre: Friendship/RomanceRating: TDisclaimer: I no ownNote: This fic is contains Yaoi , you have been warned. Fic insipired by the songSummary: [ONESHOT. Bunny.] Skipping school was natural for Kenny, but running into Butters, who just happened to be doing the same thing, wasnt.Skipping school was as natural for Kenny as dying, it was just simply something that needed to be
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DNAB Chapter 1
A/N:so, yeah this story well.....hrmm not much to say except....godammiti have a problem......Wewere sitting on the couch at Stans house. His parents were sittingacross the room on two dining room chairs, two empty ones sat besidethem. I look at Stan, he sees the worry in my eyes, I feel himsqueeze my hand, and this calms me down a little. I think about whatwe had discussed, just an hour before, r
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 1
A/N: First of many probably. Some connected some not so much. Probably going to try to stick with 100 word, 200 word, 300 word and 500 word drabbles. All Bunny pairing and the rating might get to M eventually. enjoy the tidbit.One:ScentBy PDOTLIt was still early when Kenny joined Butters at the bus stop. Butters looked up as he heard Kennys boots crunch against the stale snow. H-hiya, Kenny. Youre
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 12
Fight Fear With FireOkay, I took my break, and now Im done! I came out with a piece of shit, so please dont eat me alive. Or dead for that matter.To Xxforget-me-notxX: Okay, since I was gone for two days, Ill pay you for whatever you destroyed. And Aria loves you too well she would if she was sober enough. Thanks for your review!To UndeadHarlot: Yep, claustrophobic Darius. Couldnt resist Thanks fo
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 10
#40- War with myself by Lar-lar.Authornotes:Have some MORE ANGST, why dont you?! is hit Man, I only havethree more written after this one, Im gonna have start writingagain This one is kinda personal to me and not very good, so dontjudge me too much if Tweek seems a little OOC, Im well aware thatI get carried away when things are close to my heart. I hope I dontdestroy him or the idea too much...Di
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 1
This will be myfirst South Park story, so go easy on me if I dont get theircharacters completely down. But, tell me about anything I have wrongor could change please.--All the kids in SouthPark High gathered around the center of the lunch area. There wasanother fight today and there was no way they were going to missthis.Fights were theall-time source of entertainment for all High school students.
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DNAB Chapter 2
You know Illalways love you honey, I just need a break to get my head straight.I watched in disbelief and his perfect, smooth pink lips utteredthose heart wrenching words. I never thought Id hear those thatcome out of the mouth of my true love. I just need a breakThey echoed through my thoughts even a couple months later asBebe is painting my toenails. I dont understand, I shake my head,its not tr
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 2
A/N: Drabble two, this time 200 words. First series. More Butters-centric, but itll be Bunny later in the series Imagine Butters having his own adventures in LA, haha. Anyway, enjoy. And I also wanted to point out that you can give me requests and Ill try to do it eventually :D So go ahead guys and give me inspiration.Two: The Crack Series: CrackedBy PDOTLThe whole population was pretty much there
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 13
Fight Fear With FireSorry it took me so long. The Harry Potter premiere was on Tuesday, and I went to the midnight thing. I was screwed up for like two days. But I gave you something! *claps*To Xxforget-me-notxX: Uh how about I give you three dollars, and a cookie shaped like a fishie? And Im glad you want to marry my story. If my story had a heart, Im sure itd marry you two. Your family would be
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 11
#46 Illness by Lar-lar.Authornotes: XD Ohyes! I totally forgot about this one and its one of the ones Imost enjoyed writing too! Much like the church thing, I should notassociate fluwith cross dressing. Enjoy my warped mind Its set whentheyre a little older, theyre living together in my mind so...yeah. I only have two more ready-written after this one so Illprobably start taking number requests so
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 2
Chapter two! I mayor may not change the rating to M by the next couple of chapters.Dont know yet. Possible rape! Yay!--Kenny yawned as he gotup for the day. He always admired his own talent for being able towake himself up whenever he needed to awaken. Since his family wasstill very poor and couldnt afford an alarm clock for so manyyears, he just developed the talent.Though, consideringtoday was a
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DNAB Chapter 3
Apparentlythe surgery went fine, I dont feel too bad right now, Im justnot ready to open my eyes quite yet. Stan is still holding my hand,well not still, he couldnt be in the OR, so he is holding my hand,again. Hes pushing the hair off my forehead, and kissing it. Icant pretend to be asleep any longer, I need to see his face. Islowly let my eyes flutter open, I see him smiling at me. morningsleepy
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 3
PThree: Nail PolishBy PDOTLTen painted digits wiggled, making tiny white stars and dots dance on their rainbow field. Butters grinned and delighted in the array of color hed made. Eric silently scowled while Kyle and Stan just shook their heads but remembered they should be used to it.Only Kenny took any real interest in the sloppy paint job. He even took the tiny hand in his gloved one to see it
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 14
Fight Fear With FireHey, I made up for the slow update! Probably because this chap was so fun to write. And even in the time I gave you, I still got two reviews! And one was from a new person, too!To Xxforget-me-notxX: Okay, cool. I will get to baking that right away. Yep, Percys an idiot. Must agree with you there. I guess Im mentally taking my revenge on the Percy from Harry Potter for being suc
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 12
#48 poem by Lar-lar.Author notes: XD Ive been toying with this idea for a while, and having drunk someone near... nine cups of the stuff today, this came to me. THEN I read it back and figured I could cheat and use it as one of my themes! Hahaha XD I kinda like it but it is pretty crackish so... yeah.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.xoxBlack coffee, three sugars.Thats
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 3
I might just stopputting comments up here. Theyre pointless and I dont know whatto say. Dx Anyway, time for chapter three!--Footsteps echoedthrough the empty room, dark but lit up by a dim light swinging fromthe roof. The footsteps sounded like they were echoing off the wallsof his spinning mind. He tried to stand up, but only accomplishedsitting up and leaning against a cold wall. The blindfold w
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Because of You Chapter 1
Because of YouA South Park songficKyle's POV, KylexCartmanSong: Because of You by Kelly ClarksonDisclaimer: South Park belongs to Matt and Trey, Because of You belongs to Kelly, I think.Just took a break from F.F.W.F to write this piece of crap. I just saw the Harry Potter midnight showing, and I got home at about four in the morning with nothing to do. So this little tidbit came out. It's not my
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 4
A/N: I tried to keep this 100 words, but it kind of evolved. Actually happy with how it turned out. Also adding age range cause it might get confusing between the different drabbles.Age Range: 9Four: DeathBy PDOTLKenny hated dying. Every single time it happened. It still freaked him out when hed start to lose his sense of feel, then shortly scent, hearing and sight, in that order. He wasnt so sure
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 15
Fight Fear With FireI updated quickly again. This chapters gonna have more action. Yay! And Four reviews, my friends!To Xxforget-me-notxX: I bet the unknown object was like a document declaring you the heir to some unknown country or something. Haha, I hope not! I do update quickly, and that just proves that I have absolutely no hobbies. Haha, but it makes others happy, right? Ooh, what movie were
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 13
#52 Rain by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: Okay, this is the LAST ONE I have written out. Its also the very first one I wrote and probably my favourite so far so I hope you guys will like it too I AM NOW TAKING NUMBER/THEME REQUESTS! PM me or leave a note on a review its all good and just to say, a big THANK YOU to everyone who has reviewed so
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 4
Okay, just as awarning: the last chapter took place super early on Sunday morning.This chapter will be starting on Monday. Okay? I skipped a few hours,big deal. --Kenny groaned and satup in bed. The first thing he did was check the clock. Sure enough,it read 6a.m. He closed his eyes and rubbed his temples to ridhimself of the headache that developed. It took him a few seconds toremember the events
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Milky Ways Chapter 1
If my mom saw me right now, shed actually call for the holy spirit of Jesus Christ.Im dressed as if Im going to a damn Marilyn Manson concert or a satanic cult convention. Stan has been in my room for the passed hour helping me get ready for the tonights party that I didnt really want to go to begin with. He knows Im not the type to attend those retarded parties where everyone humiliates themselve
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 5
A/N: Another 200 word, on with the series and the hints of bunny.Age Range: 16 to 17.Five: The Crack Series: MyspaceBY PDOTLIt wasnt until a few years later that the boys, one snowy Friday night, found Butters on myspace. They were looking up hot girls, friends of friends of friends, when they saw a teal-eyed blonde with the name Butterscotch on one of the chicks top twelve. Kenny was the first to
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 16
Fight Fear With FireOkay, okay, I have nothing to say about this chapter other than I hate it. That's why it's so short, and I'm sorry. I just needed this to happen, and well, I couldn't resist being a total loser. :(To Xxforget-me-notxX: OMG poor little plastic thing! And I like your hobbies. I can relate. And I'm glad Tarzan was able to wait while you read that chap. *eats imaginary brownies* OM
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 14
#37 Arousals by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: Bah! I REALLY dislike this, Im sorry. SMUT WARNING! Kinda and mildish, so... Obviously slash as well, but you have been warned! This was requested by PimpedOutGreenEars, so I hope you like and remember; I AM OPEN TO REQUESTS NOW! Check out the theme list on the first chapter and let me know what you
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 5
I know the four arein High school and all, but I cant help but keep their childishantics and usual rudeness and stuff. Like Cartmans racism andstuff. Hes so amusing.--One week. One wholefucking week Kyle had been with Craig and there still seemed like notiring on Craigs end. Kyle was beat; and if he had to see thepathetic lost and confused face of Kenny one more time, he was goingto scream. He sti
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Innocence Chapter 1
InnocenceKenny struggled to catch up with the younger boy, watching the little boy's hair move and brush against his cheeks as he did so. Kyle kept his hand in Kenny's, tugging the boy along in their run - mostly his run, and Kenny acting as a dog. Kenny frowned, his blonde hair brushing around as Kyle continued to pull him through the street toward his own house where his parents were throwing a
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 6
A/N: A little more graphic, I could only cover it in 500 words.Age range: Teen YearsSix: Loves Me, Loves Me NotBy PDOTLI used to hate you, Kenny whispered, his mouth close to Butters. Underneath his body he had the Stotch pinned between his legs and forearms. The other boy blinked as hot breath covered his face, smelling of alcohol. Slowly his pupils began to widen in fear. He opened his mouth as
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 17
Fight Fear With FireWell, I tried to commit suicide, I killed myself, pulled a Kenny, and now Im back. Its so hard to be emo when you have the Kennyrific gift. But then when I came back alive, I read you guys reviews and I felt a lot better. Thanks guys, I wont kill myself now.To Xxforget-me-notxX: No, I have four, except for when I wear my contacts. XD Screw Tarzan, tell him to go make out with h
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 15
#36 Teasing by Lar-lar.Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Author notes: KINDA SUGGESTIVE WARNING! IS that a warning...? Meh. The end seems so rushed, but at the same time it begged to be done so.. Meh some more, really. Obviously slash as well, but whatever, you have been warned! This was requested Madot, so I hope you like and remember; I AM OPEN TO REQUESTS NOW! Check
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 6
Wow, Im makingCraig seem like a pretty big jerk, huh? Jeeze, what doesTweek see in that guy? Guess youll just have to keep reading tofind out.I had one anonymousreviewer ask what a K2 is. A K2, also known as K squared, is Kenny xKyle. Kenny and Kyle start with Ks, put them together, you got a2. Wah-lah. Hope that is cleared up.Also, lots of otherreviewers were questioning if Craig raped Kyle last
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Punishment and Plans Chapter 1
Punishment and PlansAngry eyes connect and a forceful push sends the younger of the two into the wall, cutting his back just barely but stinging nonetheless. Hurt, blue eyes glare up at the elder girl as she snarls down at him with a devilish look of hatred in her eyes. Gregory looks at her with a hurt look but clenches his fists."Hit me, tough guy," Yasmine hisses. Gregory shakes his head - he's
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 7
A/N: A new series, probably gonna be short, probably, Id say five parts maybe. This drab shows a little of Butters angry psychotic side, kinda, lol.A/R: 13.Seven: Revenge Series: Candy NecklaceBy PDOTLThe day after Halloween Butters came into school with a candy necklace on. Through the day he slowly ate it sugary bead by sugary bead. It was a sneaky way to eat candy while the teachers back was tu
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 18
Fight Fear With FireI tried so hard to write yesterday, but I just couldnt get into it. So sorry about that. Heres your fairly quick update, but its slow for me.To Xxforget-me-notxX: Oh no, youre in a closet with John Travolta and Tom Cruise. Come out of the closet something something something and I pull out my gun! Haha that was funny. And dont worry, I check my email every five minutes, were on
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 16
#14 Food by Lar-lar.Disclaimer:I do not own South Park or any of its characters.Authornotes:...I really have NO idea where this one came from, seriously. I justsat here, staring at the blank page and eventually this appeared soits a real mystery. It turned out kinda amusing though, so I guessits okay! This was picked by Gomababe,whos birthday it is today, so happy twenty-third, you! Cantwait to se
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Fight Fight Fight Chapter 7
I keep re-reading mychapters and I realize Ive made a bunch of typos. Ill tryre-reading and editing them before I post themfrom now on. Hope that works. Sorry about those, people!--For the second time inless than two weeks, kids ran across the schoolyard to a fight brokenout. Just more excitement.Another fight?Goddamn, Cartman grumbled, pushing his fat way through the crowd,making enough room for
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The Terminal Show Chapter 1
Thunderstorms are good for my creativity...Why am I here? I shouldn't be here.I don't even know how I got here. Everything seems so fuzzy. A lot of things have been fuzzy lately. Maybe I should blame my parents. It's probably their fault anyway. Why else would I be here talking to this crazy fucking doctor? He tries to pretend like he knows exactly what I'm going through.Bullshit.How can he know w
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Chaos and AntiChrist Chapter 8
A/N: One hundred words. Woot, watching the first season while editing this.A/R: Doesnt matter.Eight: BraceletBy PDOTLWear it, and youll always know youre not alone. Even when youre dying.Kenny fingered the worn-out bracelet. Hed had it on for so long that the threads had started to weaken and the color had dulled into a slightly gray shade.He never took it off. It was stupid, pointless. But it was
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