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Dude Chapter 1
Author's Note: Whoo, this is my tenth story! :D Of course, all that really proves it that I have way too much time on my hands. XD But hey, at least I'm doing what I enjoy.Anyway, this is a parody of the hot make out scene between Trey Parker and Matt Stone in the movie, BASEketball. If you haven't already seen it, I highly recommend that you do, because not only is it hilarious, but Matt and Trey
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Every Small Town Has Secrets Chapter 4
Every Small Town Has SecretsChapter Four: Not Everything Is Supposed To Come TrueBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Thanks for the reviews, guys!Randys hands roamed up and down my sides. His touch sent tingles down my body in ways no girls ever had. I let my fingers tangle in his hair, pulling lightly. He groaned deep into my mouth, the sound reverberating all the way down to my dick. Man, I was hard. I thru
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 4
Fourth chapter. I hope you guyslike it so far. Please review, and leave some suggestions whileyoure at it. Im struggling to find new ideas. Im justwriting it as I go. Comments r helpful. Thanks.---So what happens now, Stan?Kyle whispered. The two sat on Kyles bed, cross legged, with thelights turned off, just staring into each others eyes. The brightclocks green letters read eleven forty -seven.Uh
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How to Save a Life Chapter 4
Chapter IV:
Venom of Repeats
Damien dropped onto his bed and slammed his hands into his eye sockets. His chest ached terribly: heart pounding along with the beat of the pressure behind his ears, ribs arching against swelling lungs, and arteries filling with poisonous dj-vu.The boy..! The boy with all of that blonde hair and smiling face, big blue eyes and pink cheeks! He continued to swi
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 3
Fight Fear With FireI am happy to say that I did reach my goal of three reviews. Thanks so much to xxSay and GlitterBlings for reviewing the story! I'm glad you guys like it! I posted it last night, and woke up this morning to find three more reviews! Anyway, I wrote this entire thing this morning, and it's only 10:13. So, I hope it's alright, because I'm a total morning person.Chapter Three: The
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 1
Hey again guys! I see a lot of people posting theme/prompt lists here so I figured Id jump on the band-wagon I like to work on more than one thing at a time, so it seemed like writing longish drabbles while TRYING to concentrate on my multi-chaptered thing. Stick around and watch me fail! ANYWAY, here's the theme list - I hope you will enjoy reading as much as I'm enjoying writing!(Bolded themes
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Every Small Town Has Secrets Chapter 5
Every Small Town Has SecretsChapter Five: Chasing Dreams That Are Slowing Down For MeBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Im STILL having a complete lack of inspiration to write. ANYTHING. So this is like the miracle chapter, where I got up and decided to type.The morning after the graduation party, I had work early. Too early for my throbbing head and churning stomach.The Main Street Pie was a New York style
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 5
Heres the fifth chapter. I hadsome time on my hands from the Memorial Day weekend. Since Im nothanging out with my friends until later (were gunna c 17 Again,LoL) I thought why the hell not update it? sohh yeah. Here isizsh :P---Stan woke up startled to the soundof his alarm clock going off and reached out, hitting the OFF button.He blinked a few times, sitting up slowly. A replay of last nightsha
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How to Save a Life Chapter 5
Chapter V:
Emotions
Thomas presented Pip with a platter of concern, his face contorted with fret.The blonde nibbled down on his fingers, golden face twisting as he pled for more time. He knew what the man was going to say, he could see it as well.Damiens father was fading. His heart was bleeding too openly and his son didnt seem to want to acknowledge the fact that he was wounded and nee
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 4
Fight Fear With FireOkay, I lied. I said I'd give you more time to review, but I gave you a day. I'm sorry I'm so fast, but I kind of doubt that you're complaining. Anyway, I didn't reach my 5-Review goal, but I did get one review. Thanks to xxSay for your second review on this story!Chapter Four: You Don't Need Braces To Screw Up A Kiss- After a little slip-up while kissing, Wendy gives Stan an e
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 2
#4 Church by Lar-lar.Authornotes: Thisisnt the first one I wrote, but I figured I may as well post whatI have already finished numerically before I start picking themes atrandom again. This one was a lot of fun to write! I should not seethe word church and right away think gay sex in theconfessional! But alas, I do XDDisclaimer: I do not own South Park or any of itscharacters.---------------------
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The Mile High Club Chapter 1
I WON! I FUCKING WON! Kyle was yelling though the halls at South Park Elementary School.What did you win Kyle? asked Stan. Me and 3 of my friends are going to L.A! said Kyle, barely containing his excitement. FUCK YEAH! yelled Stan. Dude you won!? asked Kenny. Yea, man! answered Kyle. This is going to be so much fun! said Stan, When are we leaving? Tomorrow, Kenny is staying over at my place. Said
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 6
Sixth Chap. Bring on the reviews,people!! I dont like it and I need advice D:---Wait, WHAT?! Wendy exclaimed.Kenny was sitting next to her, eyes wide. Stan could tell they wereholding hands under the table. They were sitting at lunch. Kyle wasin the library, studying (even though Stan knew he was avoiding himbecause he was paranoid his mother was spying on them).Stan groaned. Jeezuz! Why must Ialw
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How to Save a Life Chapter 6
Chapter VI:
All Is Power
His original plan didnt seem to be working. But perhaps having that Pip kid around could benefit him... especially when he friends decided to puss out on him.He was hoping that his little ruse of pretending to sacrifice Pip to the devil would scare him away permanently, but Logan was idiotic enough to grow some sort of conscious and prevent him to. The others wer
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 5
Fight Fear With FireStill didn't reach my goal, but who cares. Sorry it took me so long to update! This is a long chappy. On Microsoft Word it's 10 pages. The others are only like 6. Thanks to GlitterBlings and xxSay for reviewing Chapter 4!Chapter Five: Cartman Plays A Harsh Prank- Cartman uses his strange abilities to mess up a contest for Kyle. Unfortunately, he isn't the only one with a secret
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 3
#9 Siblings by Lar-larAuthornotes: In the RPI play Craig at, his sister is four years younger than him and calledRuby, so Im using the same stuff here. Thats pretty obvious,but I have nothing else really note-worthy to say, so... Thank you to everyone who's reviewed and faved these so far, you make me smile!Disclaimer:I do not own South Park or any of its characters.-------------------------------
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The Mile High Club Chapter 2
Kyle, Kenny, Butters and Stan are on a special bus to L.A. The bus was accommodated with snacks and TVs and beds. The school said it would be cheaper than a plane and Kyle thought it would be more comfortable.They had to spend one night on the bus and the next week would be in a Hilton. The bus had 2 bedrooms; down the hall was the kitchen and bathrooms. Each bedroom had a TV. Kyle and Kenny got t
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 7
Seventh chapter. I am gettingabsolutely NO reviews 4 this!! D: But its too much fun 2 write and Iabsolutely LOVED writing the previous chapter, so I just HAVE 2continue. Enjoy!---Hey, Butters! Stan calledhappily, walking over to Butters. It was ninth period, which was thetime for after school activities, and Kyle, Kenny, Wendy and Cartmanhad gone home to pack their belongings.Butters raised his ba
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How to Save a Life Chapter 7
Chapter VII:
Pain
Yes, I want this! I want everything the devil can give to me and more! I will have that power, no matter the cost! I will have it!Pips neck snapped and his head was thrown about, his body being manipulated like a doll in Damiens course hands. His eyes began to spin, stars bursting within his vision as the blood rushed from the front and then to the back of his head with
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 6
Fight Fear With FireOh my god, one review. I love ya, xxSay. Hey Hey. I just made a poem out of your name. Haha. Luv my reviews but I'm hungry for more more MORE! ARRRGH! Hahaha just kiddin. Here's chappy numero... what is it? Six! Chappy six! Woot!Chapter Six: Darius Pisses Off A Japanese Vampire- Aaron, Kadira, and Aaron's brother Darius all go to Japan to speak with a girl who can help them get
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 4
#11 Infatuation by Lar-lar.Authornotes:This one was easy I read the word and just SAW it in my head.Whether I got it onto paper okay is another story, though I really dont like the way it turned out AT ALL, but when I postedit in my writers LJ everyone loved it so much, I didnt see thepoint in changing it.Disclaimer:I do not own South Park or any of its characters.---------------------------------
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One Simple Solution Chapter 1
A/N: I am a huge fan of insane!Pip or Murderous!Pip or Possessed!Pip Or Pip who has persuaded by someone else to snap. Then I realized that Damien would totally do this to the poor boy and this is how this story came along. Im sadly not very good at thinking evilly but I have wanted to write this story for so long I cant stop myself now. I got sort of a plot in my headDisclaimer: Probably slash be
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 8
Ok, ninth chapterrr :P :P :PDont kill me 4 the last chapter O-o---Kyle yawned as he awoke, blinking afew times before looking at his surroundings. He remembered he was atthat motel and he relaxed, realizing he was in Stans arms andsnuggling closer.Good morning, Stans sweet,soft voice reached his ears and he raised his eyes to look at him.Stans hair was a bit tousled from sleep, but his eyes weresp
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How to Save a Life Chapter 8
Chapter VIII:
Over an Idiot
Fuck.Damien glanced over at Pip, frowning softly.He hadnt expected the guy to be concerned over his well-being after being beaten by the two upper classmen and then pushed onto the floor by the boy who he was trying to help.He actually felt... kind of bad for Pip... a little.Stupidly, not only did the blonde try to protect him with this retarded mentality of f
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 7
Fight Fear With FireHey you guys! I got reviews! I got two reviews! Thanks you guysh! Thanks to XXforget-x-me-x-notXX (I LOVE COOKIES!) and thanks to Pururu (Yep, it was hard to write with no South Park characters. I was so glad to get back to Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. Cartman'll come back in the next chappy.)Chapter Seven: Stan and Kyle find out that Kenny's in the hospital during an argument. Oh my
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 5
12- One night stand by Lar-lar.Authornotes: Thisannoyed me cos it was really hard to give a little twist to it,like Im trying to do with all of these, but meh. It doesnt feelquite finished either, but... Well, it made it rather short but since the others were probably too long to be called 'drabbles'? I'm not too bothered. This is next because Madotsaid their favourite number was 12 hope you enjo
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Paper Chapter 1
A.N.Just a short drabble I wrote because I like Candy so much. I'm aSouth Park fandom newbie, so please. Be gentle.PaperShedidn't feel the paper ball when it bounced off of her beret. She onlyrealized it had because of the noise it made as it fell to theground. Then she heard him, behind her, laughing."'Ay,hippie!" he yelled. "Go make out with a fucking tree orsomething!"Heleft. She rolled her eye
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 9
Uhmsorry 4 the long-ass wait,guys. Seriously. But Ive had final exams and soccer and all thatcrapso Im real sorry for the wait. Im pissed of myself.Sorry.---Cartman sat on the big bed, kneespulled up to his chest. His expression was emotionless as he staredout the window. His thoughts were completely blank. Letting out ashaky sigh, he released his knees and flopped back.So hed gotten what he wante
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Craig the Genuis Chapter 1
#206. Seriesretitled to South Park: Unleashed from South Park: TheVirtual SeriesOmg..kennyleft the online South Park community. As of such, I am dedicatingthis story to her. :)"JVM-sp150-It was your stories that truly made me fall in love with fan fiction,I thank you from the bottom of my heart for all of your hilariousplots, creative story lines and fast updates. You were a trueinspiration for me
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 8
Fight Fear With FireI GOT THREE REVIEWS! Hold your applause. Okay. I wanna talk to you guys.To UndeadHarlot: Thank you for reviewing, my fine feathered friend. Don't have much to say besides I love you in a non creepy way. HahaTo XXforget-X-me-X-notXX: Two things for you. Numero uno, thank you, I do love cookies. Numero dos, Kyle is a gay fish. The rest is confidential. *laughs loudly to self thin
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 6
#20 Music by Lar-lar.Notes: Silly messing with my formatting... I only just noticed - sorry for the lack of a gap between the notes and the story, hopefully I worked that out now. This one is a reference to the Craig I RP he plays a few instruments and Ive been wanting to write something about it for a while so I figured I could kill two birds with one stone here. Its also REALLY long for a drab
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Disappointment Chapter 1
DisappointmentI never thought that today would be the day that I finally lost it. When I got up and ate my disgusting tasting bowl of Bran flakes and pulled on my green bunny eared hat, I had no idea that my whole little seemingly happy world would come crashing down. It all started out normally enough. I waited at the bus stop with my two good friends and Cartman like always. I took my normal sea
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 10
Response 2 Newey: Yeahsorryo-o I dont really have an excuse. I hope this makes up for it? :]Theres a little CartmanxStanand CartmanxKyle in this chap, so here you go, all youKyman/CartmanxStan lovers out there ;]---Kenny sighed as he walked back intothe motel room. Butters sat on his bed, blue eyes darting aroundnervously. Kenny! I h-heard you talking with W-Wendy! You cantb-break up with your gir
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Craig the Genuis Chapter 2
#206. Apologiesfor the lack of updates, I had summer school combined with a terriblecase of PIIIINNK EYYYYEEEE and nobody reads this anyway XDTrying to keepOCs to a minimum here.SouthPark: Unleashed, #206Craig theGenuisBy JVM"So you guys me and Wendy had sexlast night." Stan said, taking a bite of pizza that Lunchperiod."Whoa dude, really?" Kyle'seyes widened at the prospect of underage sex."No wa
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 9
Fight Fear With FireExciting news. I finished quickly, cause I got two reviews that made me happy! In only one day, too!To UndeadHarlot: Hey, you caught the Percy reference! Cool! I really dislike Percy because he was so mean to Harry in the fifth book. So I named a character I didn't like after him. At first, I was gonna make Percy really mean, but Tanek had that covered, so I let Percy be the Da
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 7
#22 Death by Lar-lar.Authornote: ...This isso NOT what you expect from a death theme but whatever XD; Imtrying to be original with where these themes take me and surprisepeople but... So far I am greatly unsurprised about how much I suck.Craig is such a dork XDDisclaimer: I do not own SouthPark or any of its characters.xoxItwas a wonder he was still standing.Awonder that made him think maybe he ac
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A Wicked Surprise Chapter 1
A Wicked Surprise.You could say a hush came over thecrowd..But that would be lying, and as weall know, lying is wrong. Lying will make god cry, so to be frank...In South Park Highs Auditorium, azoo was residing.The Jocks, screaming like apes.The Populars, flocking like birds.And then there was...Well, the regular folk.Regular wasnt a word used much inthe small hick town of South Park. Being regula
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I Never Really Thought Chapter 11
Update :D :D Dammit, I shouldnthave written a fic. Im too irresponsible. *sigh*---Kyle Brovfloski, Sheila leanedtorward her son, anger blazing in her hazel eyes. Youre astraight A student, the star of your track team, and a very handsomeyoung man. But youre gay?! You know thats against ourreligion, Kyle!Dude, thats fucking bullshit!Stan barked. Kyle is perfect in every way! So what if hes gay?!Wer
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Craig the Genuis Chapter 3
#206. One morechapter after thisSouthPark: Unleashed, #206Craig theGenuisBy JVM"Oh, for the love of God, couldyou just tell me where it is?" the Mayor begged, "It'sclose to nine at night!""I don't have it." RandyMarsh said."Me neither. I don't have anycrazy wallet fetish." Gerald drank some beer."Someone here has it, I'mpositive!" Officer Barbrady and Sergeant Yates stood by thefront entrance."Per
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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 10
Fight Fear With FireWhee, I'm done! We should sing a happy song now! Well, we should, but we won't, cause I suck at singing.To Xxforget-me-notxX: I can see that! ^__^ Yes, I know it's a classic joke, putting a character next to a freaky person, but I had to do it. And Darius just got friggin' lucky! Thanks for reviewing!To UndeadHarlot: Yes, Harry Potter is super awesome! Percy was better in the e
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55themes CraigTweek drabbles Chapter 8
#24 Pets. By Lar-lar.Authorsnotes: XD I betyou can all guess what this ones gonna be based on without eventhinking about it Yay for originality? I REALLY dislike this as adrabble its too long and too abrupt, I should have made it aone-shot. Bah. FAIL.Disclaimer: I do not own SouthPark or any of its characters.xoxItwas common knowledge that Craig Cramer, for all the reputation he hadearned, loved
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Just Like Puppets Chapter 1
Authors Note: The plot for this oneshot is based on a true event. A hypnotist came to perform at my college freshmen orientation one night. He hypnotized about 16 people from my class, and Im not even exaggerating, it was the funniest shit Ive ever seen in my life. I literally could not stop laughing the entire time. And I was one of those people who thought that hypnotism was just bullshit, but n
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