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kidnapping can be good Chapter 10
I want to take the full price!Kyle said.Damn it Kyle don't ignore me!Stan yelled as Pip asked if that was what he wanted and Kyle nodsonce again they both ignore him.Okay Damien I may need some help.The other nods and they both wait for pip's orders. Now Stan...you still want to know? Stan nods. Kyle is going to save you.Pip turns to Kyle. You better be positive about this. Kylenods. I was just ch
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 7
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeeprologueSummary: Stan has atalk with Randy.-.-At HomeII-.-The two weeksfollowing the incident at Jumpin Java were fairly uneventful. Igot handed a three day suspension for the incident after detention,and spent it at work, allowing me to have the weekend off. I spentmy weekend moping around in my room, working on scholarshipapplications. I had won an academic excell
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Merc for hire Chapter 7
Cigarettes Whil-o-whispStarting time: 5:50Ending time: 6:06Fandom: South park, GregoryxZemole (christophe)Word Count: 571A/N: Slash, Naughty language, Christophe badmouthing people, including his mother and god. You know the drill. Wow. Its been a while since I've done anything of importance on here. Lulz! Christophe has a dirty mouth but thats probably because I was listening to voices by Disturb
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Temptation Chapter 1
TemptationWendy sat at her deskwith a pen in her mouth and her paper held up in front of her face asshe scanned her essay for spelling mistakes. It was the last lessonof the week, and even A grade students like herself had problemsconcentrating, especially when the lesson was Geography and herteacher had left to copy hand outs about half an hour ago. She keptpeering over to her boyfriend, Stan Mar
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 31
This was originally posted as part of a 100 oneshots challenge, but I've chosen to do 150 drabbles instead, so this is now part of SWNP. It's just a flashback.The Story With No PlotChapter 31By JohnIvy Valmont was new to South Park. Pencil-thin with piercing blue eyes and long fiery red hair and a single electric blue streak, Ivy smiled as she walked towards her new neighbors' house. She cleared h
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kidnapping can be good Chapter 11
As soon as Kyle showed Stan that thetest was positive, Stan Laughed and screamed with kyle and they bothhugged each. yay were going to be parents! Stan says happilyas he hugs him closer to himself.I can't wait wait to see what thechildren will be like, I'm so happy!I can't wait either.Shouldwe tell everyone right now. Kyle asks him.We'll tell pip, Damien, Kenny andbutters but I don't know about th
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 8
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: Seeprologue.Summary: Stanleyreturns to school following his habit development.-.-AtSchool III-.-Have you ever had thefeeling that you were untouchable? That nothing bad could everpossibly happen to you, and that you wouldnt end up like Achilles? That you could just walk through life as if youd been coated inTeflon? That you were like Tony Blair without the douchebagger
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Merc for hire Chapter 8
Morning AfterBy Whil-o-whispFandom: South Park, GregoryxZeMole (christophe)Word Count: 310A/N: LOTS of French. Well. Sort of. Hah! IDK I really dont know what this is or why I wrote it. It was fun. Idk, idk, idk, idk. Its four twenty five in the morning. I am not tired. Its irritating. Have fun with this yall. Umn, mentions of....stuff. lol.Disclaimers: I. Own. SPARTAAAAA!Christophe! Time to wake
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Love Chapter 1
Warning: MalexMale/Slash/Yaoi/Gayness.Disclaimer: Don't belong to me.Done for the 100 theme challenge.
Bastard. You're sick, doing this to me, but the worst part is - I don't even think you know you're doing it. It's everything you do that makes me fall for you - damn, that sounded so fucking clich, so fucking...conformist. Ugh. But it's true. Sometimes it's just us, standing in the bac
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 32
Author'sNote: And now for thenext installment of the epic adventures of Gary Stu!Andit's officially closed for OCs.TheStory With No PlotChapter 32ByJVMThenext morning I woke up pretty fucking groggy. I was half-naked, inone of Bebe's many beds, my glasses were almost off, and there wereseveral paper punch cups on the floor... oh, fuck, CLYDE YOU ASSHOLEDID YOU SPIKE THE PUNCH AGAIN? Gah Clyde can
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Jtaime Chapter 1
ChapterTitle: ItsOnly the BeginningRating:TPairing(s):Christophex Kyle. One-sided Stan x Kyle. Eric x WendyWarnings:Swearing.Notes:Er,yeah. A fic I wanted to make for TehShmexyRamen since shes doing acollaboration with me on the fic StrawberryParfait.If youd like to read that, please go to my profile and look for mystories. And leave a review.And,TSR is the most awesome person ever. So this is for
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 9
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeePrologueSummary: Stan has towork.-.-At WorkIII-.-Im absolutelythrilled to leave school and head to work. Head held high and with anewly invigorated step, I make the half-mile trek to Jumpin Java inonly eight minutes. Even the walk is better today. The air is stillbitterly cold, and theres a 20 percent chance of snow aroundmidnight, but its sunny and theres no wind.
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Thriller Night Chapter 1
If you don't like Michael Jackson, don't read this. That's all I have to say.Oh, also:Mizuni-no-neko and I need a Damien. And possibly a Gregory and Pip too. But yeah. Damien. We need one of those. So:EDIT2: We have a Damien! It's xTweekTweakx aka Oblivion. Congrats! :DEDIT: Whoa, I totally got a flame. Look:How serendipitous for you that I happened upon your story! You are about to
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Introduction Chapter 1
IntroductionItwas a stupid move for Kyle to make, but why not use the gifts Godblessed you with? Hed been a good Jew for the most part; a smallamount of illegal activity never hurt anyone. He kept telling himselfthat over and over again as he reached the bad part of SouthPark, as Stan had once called it. Walking around in a neighbourhoodlike that can really get your back up. Everyone is against yo
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 33
Author'sNote: Holy crap I'malmost at 100 reviews :o Thanks all you guys for being loyal readers:) Even you anonymous bunch who aren't registered.Unfortunately,the story's winding down... the finale is forseeable... the end isnigh!Butdon't worry, there's still a while to go. =)TheStory With No PlotChapter 33ByJVM, Carsen and MuttAftera moment or so of trying to fall back asleep - which epic failure
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Jtaime Chapter 2
ChapterTitle: ItsOnly the BeginningRating:TPairing(s)Chapter-wise: Christophex Wendy, hints of Eric x Wendy (one-sided)Warnings:Swearing.Notes:Iam positively sorry that this hasnt been updated in so long. I wasbusy and got caught up in other things. I cant for a fact say thatwont happen again, but for now, please bear with me. I amdisappointed by its shortness, but only today did I get someinspira
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 10
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeeprologueSummary: Stanleytries his fake ID out-.-Elsewhere-.-I dont think Iveever hated Kyle more than I do now. I mean, really. Who the Helldoes the little fucker think he is? He sits in his car for tenminutes (out of my sight, apparently), watching me work to close up,and then when its almost EXACTLY time to lock the doors, thelittle bastard brazenly steps in and m
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Helpless Chapter 1
A/N: Another warm-up fic. I need to perfect characterization. HelplessMelted ice from the cooler dripped off Cartmans fourth hotdog and into the waning fire, which Kenny had made with surprising quickness (His family cant afford heating, Kahl.), and the resulting sizzle of steam was carried away by the crisp air blowing through the woods on the outskirts of the boys small, mountain town.The four t
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 1
A locker, the interior adorned witha poster of Madonna and a couple Hello Kitty stickers, closed withabrupt harshness beside the form of one Eric Cartman. The owner ofsaid locker stepped back from it, textbooks in hand. He wore a frown,the sort of frown that someone might wear when they dont want todo something unpleasant but are going to have to anyways. In thoseten minutes between classes, the h
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 34
Author'sNote: So I wassigning up for an OC story the other day and for the first time, Iwas beat to Wendy... it was... strange. I mean, I don't mean itnegatively only... I'm willing to share. But for ten months John'sbeen basically the only regularly active male OC (Kurt being the onlyother) and now there's other OCs running around like... I'm happy,but at the same time... it's just weird to see s
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All About STYLE Chapter 1
All About STYLE part1School had JUST finished. Kyle was sitting on the schoolsteps on his own, watching everybody coming out of the building, hewas waiting for his mum to come by. Apparently she was going to belate. So she asked him to wait there for 10 minuits. So to keep himbusy he started to do his homework. Until he saw Madie comingout.
"Hey Kyle, why are you all on your own?" SaidMadie,
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 11
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeePrologueSummary: Work getsinteresting.-.-At WorkIV-.-Its pretty funny tothink of all the benefits avoiding Kyle has brought me. Over thepast two months, he still hasnt stopped trying to talk to me. Assuming (correctly) that beating the shit out of me would becounterproductive to achieving that goal, hes called off the dogs. And while Im grateful for that, that doesn
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7 Days Till Due Chapter 1
It was snowing. Then again, it always did that time of year. He turned, seeing two of his friends trudging through the ankle deep snow. One raised a hand in greeting.Hey Stan!Hey Kyle. Hey Kenny. Stan replied as they lined up beside him to wait for the bus.Cartman isnt here? the redhead asked looking around.Stan pulled his jacket tighter. Is there any way you could have missed him if he was?Hello~
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 2
Saturdaymorning was somehow less enchanting when he was already suspendedfrom school. The lump of blankets shifted and Butters peered out ofthe tiny opening that hed been using mostly to keep himself inoxygen. He sat up with a heavy sigh, taking a moment to blink againstthe sunlight and rub the sleep from his eyes. Sprawling to one sideof the bed, the blonde took his alarm clock off his bedside ta
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 35
Author'sNote: The secondsegment of this chapter is from Kimberly's POV because I felt someCartman bashing from her was needed.TheStory With No PlotChapter 35ByJVM, and MuttAgainI couldn't recall any of this until years later. Apologies forinnacuracies...---Iwas drunk again and still with Wendy, "What now?""Idon't know what'd you want to do?" Wendy asked"Whateveryou wanna do, Wendy.""...you'reway d
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All About STYLE Chapter 2
All about STYLE part2"Stan I can explain!" Kyle shot up in panic,worried if their friendship was over. Whilst Rachel and Madie satquietly, not wanting to get involved.
"Listen, i think weshould talk Kyle." Stan said to him, he wanted to knoweverything.
Kyle looked at the floor and walked with Stan to thepark, Leaving Rachel and Madie on the school steps.
They sat downnear a tree and
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 12
Perchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeePrologueSummary: Kyle ispersistent.-.-At WorkV-.-Stan, please, Ijust need to talk to you, Kyle says, following me back to thecounter. I sigh loudly and look him right in the eye.Im on the job,Broflovski. Order something, or leave me alone.Stan, damnit, justtalk to me!Cant. Rules,and stuff. Are you going to order something or not?Theres no onehere!Thats not thepoint!
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7 Days Till Due Chapter 2
Class. the substitute teacher called, gathering attention. Todays assignment will give you need for partners, so can everybody get that over with?The room bustled as students walked around scooting desks and switching spots. Kenny sat browsing potential partners. Stan and Kyle, of course, were side by side. They were out. Cartman caught his attention, trying to wave him over. Kenny was quick to fl
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 3
The boys didnt have a lot ofknowledge about Kevin McCormick. They knew only what Kenny felt likesharing. That hed moved out at eighteen into a small, green houseon the other side of town. That he made a living milking cows anddelivering mail. Everything else was up for speculation. And in SouthPark, a town that had a fairly small and close-knit population (yetinexplicably had a lesbian bar), specu
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The Story With No Plot Chapter 36
Author'sNote: This is thedebut of my OC pride-and-joy. My Anti-Sue. The one who balances outJohn.TheStory With No PlotChapter 36ByJVM, and PixiDreads"Youson of a bitch!" I called angirly."That'sno way to treat your dear old cousin." replied a boy my age. Hewore red sunglasses and had poofy gray-black hair - dyed, of course.His eyes were brown and angry, as if staring into one's soul. He worea blac
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All About STYLE Chapter 3
It was night time untilStan broke the silence between the pair of them."Oook where so istart?" Stan asked, scratching the back of his neck."Well Stan listenim really sorry for the way i reacted, i never meant to run off likethat." Kyletwiddled his thumbs."Hey its ok, butwhere did you go?""Down by starkspond by a tree.""Dammit why didn'tI think to look there?!" Stan shouted, slapping his headforcef
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 13
Perchance to DreamPerchanceto DreamDisclaimer: Seeprologue.Summary: Kyle triesanother idea.-.-AtSchool IV-.-Im starting tothink that Kyle has a death wish. Either that or hes completelylost his Jew-mind. I say this because, for the past two weeks, eversince our dust-up in the alley, Jewboy has been leaving me presents. Gifts, cards, and whatnot. Left in my locker, with no doubt as towho gave them.
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7 Days Till Due Chapter 3
Rather than snow, it was his voice floating down from the sky. The words were hushed and couldnt be made out into sense, but it was his voice all the same. He was buried in a burning sensation. But how could he realize what was happening, if he didnt remember it when he woke up.----------Kenny was awoken violently as Butters tripped over him.O-oh! Im sorry Kenny! I forgot you were spendin some tim
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 4
Stephenand Linda Stotch were a united front of terror, waiting by the frontdoor when Butters stepped into the house. He almost ran directly intothem and he flicked his eyes up from the floor to pass over theirangry faces briefly. He couldnt stare them down, however, and heended up looking at his feet again. It was almost seven and it wasalready dark out. Hed supposedly signed out from his communit
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The Day i went to South Park Chapter 1
The Day I Took a Trip to South Park.When i went to south park,I had black hair.I woreA purple hood wasn't onand i wore black pants.So i walked around for a few.Then i ran into the infamous,Kyle,Stan,Cartman and Kenny.I chatted with them for about 2 minutes.Then i went to the mall withWendy Testaburger and Bebe StevensWe bought about 4 they asked me to joinThey're group. "Smart and Sexy" .I said i
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Call Me Crazy Chapter 1
Rating may change. Warnings; Cross dressing and bad writing skillz.I don't own South Park or She's the Man.I should probably be updating 'Welcome to Insanity', but I kindaa got bored with the whole, OC-moves-into-SP-what-will-happen?!? plot. Soo yeaah. This is my laaame attempt at bein' original. Oh, and i can use your OC's pllzz?And it all started with the death of a boy named Eric Cartman.Is tha
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 14
Perchance to DreamPerchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeePrologueSummary: Stannehsgoin to Kahls house.-.-ElsewhereII-.-After school, I headhome, with Kyles latest gift hanging over my shoulder. Gregkindly gave me the day off, which I was notified of by a note for meat the office after lunch. Apparently somebody died or something. Oh well. Just gives mesix hours to make sure Im ready forthis.Ive had all d
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Wendys List Chapter 1
Authors Note: I love Stendy. Dont get me wrong, I think the Candy pairing is hot and everything because its just so intense, especially with all of their heated arguments, but I just find Stendy to be absolutely adorable. Plus, theyre already a couple on the show, so theres more of a chance to see cute moments between them in future episodes. :)Anyway, for this oneshot, I took a quick scene from m
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Fly on the Wall Chapter 5
First (and hopefullylast) A/N: I know there are quite a few people who are keeping watchon this story. Thanks guys, hope this hasnt been a disappointingread so far. I realize my writing is a little bit light hearted anddialogue-y so its probably not everyones forte. Also specialthanks to Tikal Tyrant for taking the time to review each chapter.Its appreciated, really.BB34*Butters return toschool ca
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Elizabeth moves to South Park Chapter 1
Authors note: i know ishould be making another chapter for my other fic, but i feel likemaking another OC fic. so.. ENJOY! and submit your OC!Name: Elizabeth "Lizzy"sanders.Age: 15 (their all 15in this Fic)Gender: FemaleLooks(hair, clothes,eye color, skin color, ect): hair: long brown and curly, Clothes:long-sleeved blue shirt with the words "pop princess"written across the front, short white skir
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Call Me Crazy Chapter 2
------------------------------xThose who are dead, are not dead; they`re just living in my head.------------------------------xHey new kid! sneered a greasy haired boy. Ew. I felt like squirting him with a hose or something. He could try bathing. Its actually very nice when you get used to it. Ill show you around, if you know what I mean.Is every boy in this school horny and gay? Jesus.With my sui
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Perchance to Dream Chapter 15
Perchance to DreamPerchanceto DreamDisclaimer: SeePrologue.Summary: Stanfinally gets a chance to bitch out Kahl.-.-AtSchool V-.-Monday simply couldntcome soon enough. In fact, it took so long arriving that I stuck apolo shirt on a coat rack, pretended it was Kyle, and ranted at that. Nine times. I had to have a cigarette after every time, but on theupside, I have the delivery down pat, if I can ge
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