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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Growing Up Chapter 1

Itwas a warm Saturday morning and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny wereall laying around in Stans front yard.Ijust dont know dude, Stan muttered rubbing his temples. Knowwhat? Kyle asked.Whatto get Wendy for her birthday, He replied. Whydont you get her a stuffed animal I mean girls dig stuffed animalsright? Kyle said. Dudethis is Wendy were talking about, Stan said. Ohyeah, Besideswhat kind of thirt

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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 7

A/N: Aaah, at long last. Ladies and gentlemen...I give you some drama. Sorry for the lack of it, I just love humor too much I tend to forget drama, and bullhockey...I do however always have some Wizard Angst to spare, anyway! Enjoy! I don't own South Park.---I found myself in the backseat of Stan's car again (well it's his dad's car, but I guess a guy can pretend) driving off to some pizza joint t

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Innuendo Chapter 3

I cant believe you guys! Kyle announced angrily as he followed his friends into the school gym. Cartmanand Kenny laughed evilly and Stan simply rolled his eyes.Kyle frowned and looked around. In honor of their senior prom, the gym had been decorated lamely with streamers and lights. He could vaguely make out a song that he knew that was playing, and he watched in horror as everyone in the grade da

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Get Some Sleep Chapter 1

Hai peeps! =) Man I'm so up so late, I can't get any sleep. I live in Wales, and it's like past midnight, and I'm tired as hell, but I just can't sleep! =O So I thought I'd write a fanfic, a Creek fanfic. :) It's a bit of what I'm feeling right now, LOL can I sleep on yu? XDD Anyways, please do enjoy! =D ~Squee ----------------------------------------------------Getting Some Sleep-A Creek(CraigXTw

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

You Can Never Go Back Chapter 24

You Can Never Go BackChapter Twenty Four: You Said Youd Never Have Regrets, Jesus Is There Someone Yet Who Got That WishBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Who doesnt remember their graduation party? I dont, I dont. Good god, it was all kinds of awesome. So to celebrate puking on the streets of NYC and NOT remembering, a chapter ofthis! I dont know whats up with this massive chapter title. Yes I do. I just co

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Screw This Reality Bites Chapter 1

Screw This, Reality Bites!Chapter 1: Escaping MadnessThree, Two, One! Amber counted to herself, looking at the clock from across. The arrow moved from three fifty nine to four o clock, making everyone run and shout in cheer. Amber made her way to her best friend Sandra.Hey Amber! Sandra greeted, taking her brown messenger bag out, which was hanging on her chair. Sandra put her messenger bag on and

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

All Down Hill From Here Chapter 8

A/N: Once again! Three cheers for being a lazy mo'fo! I'm watching Man Vs. Food, and WOW I am HUNGRY. Anyway! Enjoy! I don't own South Park.---I swear I hear banjo music playing somewhere in the distance as I stand at the bus stop with Cartman and the guys, waiting for the bus to take us to our first day of hell...I mean school...no, yeah...hell."So then I slammed the door on her face." Cartman br

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Innuendo Chapter 4

Craig sighed, trudgingthrough the snow. What I do for you, Tweek, he muttered.It had to have been thefourth time that week. It had begun a few weeks ago when theydstarted the ninth grade. And, not to Craigs surprise, Tweek wasconstantly freaking out.I wonder what it isthis time, Craig commented to himself as he started up thedriveway to his best friends house.He wondered, because,the first time Tw

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Escaping the Truth Chapter 1

A/N: This is my first fanfiction ever! whar har! *does a happy dance* So you should read this and tell me what you think. Pretty pretty please! *puppy dog eyes*Escaping the TruthA Kenny and Butters SlashPrologue: What do you mean youre not gay?Kennys POVSo, basically live sucks. Everyone knows it. Whether its the fact that your significant other broke up with you or if its the fact that your pet d

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

You Can Never Go Back Chapter 25

You Can Never Go BackChapter Twenty Five: Im The Friend You Need, But Cant Be TrustedA/N: The end, it approaches swiftly. I think. Im a capricious bitch, so you never know. Okay, no. Im resolving myself. Two more chapters after this. Thats all. This chapter is going to be kind of short, to boot. For a reason though, I promise. Oh, and to my anonymous reviewer on polar bear diving- we do it in Jers

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Prayer of an Alcoholic Retard Chapter 1

A/N: I wrote this just now, after watching Kenny Dies and Ladder to Heaven, back-to-back. I just imagine Kenny's dad going off on his own and saying this to himself, and to God. I know it's probably crap, but R&R. Even flames are welcome, so long as they're constructive.South Park and it's characters Y Matt Stone & Trey ParkerWhy is it always us, God? Why do you keep doing this to us?You t

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All Down Hill From Here Chapter 9

A/N: A new chapter in a short amount of time?! This is a shorty-short short chapter but auugh it was too much fun to write! Anyway! Enoy! I don't own South Park.---Well it was finally the day of the driving tests. We all sat on the bleachers that were facing the driving course, currently on the testing road were Kimi and Vivi. Behind me I could hear Token and Clyde making bets on who would pass an

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Innuendo Chapter 5

Right this way, Stanley, the nurse said softly.Stan followed her down the hallway and into an off-white hospital room. She smiled and left, closing the door behind her. He breathed deeply. Stan hadnt had to face a hospital since fourth grade, but he knew it was what he had to do.Stan walked over to the bed in the corner, where Kenny lay, asleep. His heart sank in his chest. Kenny looked sobroken,

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Escaping the Truth Chapter 2

A/N: Yes I know that this is really short especially compared to the Prologue. But when i tried to add more....well it didn't work. Neh whatever it is as it is. Escaping the TruthA Kenny and Butters- err I mean Leo SlashChapter 1:What the hell are you doing Kenny?!Kennys POVWhy the hell is their even a St. Valentines Day? Glaring at Stan and Kyle, I leaned against my locker. Seeing that Kyle was a

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

You Can Never Go Back Chapter 26

You Can Never Go BackChapter Twenty Six: The Person Falling Here Is MeBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: ZOMG. One more chapter to go after this. Please, please review. I felt like the last chapter was like pathetic or something. Did it suck that much? Oh god, it totally did. Sorry!!! Anyway, I was going to post this last night, but I was wine-drunk and not up to editing, which I figured you lot wouldnt appr

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Making Out of trouble Chapter 1

Because I figured, if I want to do a South Park fic, it really can't be anything serious x) ... Let's see how long I can keep that word... But anyway! I already have this finished and, once I get it all out, it will be the longest fic that I've f! Woohoo! It doesn't win by too far though x) Still! It is. And, it will contain a few other evident pairings aside from Style, but also manymany subtle h

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Still Not Funny Chapter 1

with the recent rise of child abduction Bzzzzt.Summertime, and the livins easy, Bradleys on the microphone with Ras M.G., all the people in dance will agree-Hey dude!Kyle, I think weve got a problem.Huh?Are you watching TV?Yeah dude, stupid fucking reruns.Channel 4. Now!-silence-Kyle?Holy shit, dude!! Remember last time this hap-Mmhm.Get some sleep, we need to figure this out in the morning.Kay. N

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Innuendo Chapter 6

Kenny McCormick haskissed every student in the twelfth grade at South Park High School.Except for one person.But that is, for now,beside the point.Some people would callhim a slut. Some have called him a male chauvinist pig, and othernames of the sorts. Some even called him a visionary, (which wasusually proceeded by a slap from the closest female listening.)But Kenny was none ofthese things. The

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Escaping the Truth Chapter 3

A/N: Ok so heres the second chapter. Wah hah!! If there are any errors Im sorry, thats not my fault, I swear! Enjoy.Escaping the TruthA Kenny and Butters- err I mean Leo SlashChapter 2:Is there a method to your madness?Kenny? Dude, what the fuck are you doing?Not bothering to look at Stan, or to answer his question, I continued peeping through the cafeteria windows at Leo who stood out in the hall

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

You Can Never Go Back Chapter 27

You Can Never Go BackChapter Twenty Seven: Bartender, I Really Did It This TimeBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: So for a little while there, I was on a writing streak. Now Ive been on a reading streak. Theres so much great new SP fiction out there, but by far not enough style. Sad. I think its because fandom pairings come and go- like if you look between 2005-7 its all style, and then 7-8 its all k squared

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Making Out of trouble Chapter 2

My computer clock shows it's just about midnight in Greenwich time so of course I decide it's a great idea to update this now. I will update sooner next time, it just somehow delayed this time... Totally not my fault, of course :3 Anyway, I didn't write Tweek's speech pattern like it should be... It's actually because I have a long part for Jimmy in the future chapter and I didn't want to difficul

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Still Not Funny Chapter 2

Wehad made it to the outskirts of town when a familiar voice came frombehind me.Stan!Stan!Hey,Wendy.Stan,my mom said I had to leave.Yeah.Kids are being thrown to the streets again.Butwhy Stan?Thechild abduction thing again. I said as I bought a train ticketfrom the red-haired guy behind the counter. All the parents areoverreacting again.Yeah,Kyle chimed in, and now we have to keep out of town unti

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Innuendo Chapter 7

This is stupid, Stan declared.Kyles look hardened, sending a frown up to his friend. Stan, still tangled over the gymnastics bar, ignored him pointedly. Kyle sighed and took pity on the teen, helping him down from the topmost bar of a set of uneven bars.He fell with a distinct plop on the thick mat below the apparatus, making his way towards the redhead dizzily.Now, Stan said, regaining his compos

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Escaping the Truth Chapter 4

A/N: Yes whar har! Chapter 3! It is now up! *does the funky chicken* Ok so yes i know that this needs beta-ing but i'm too lazy to get that done so i apologize in advance. Thank you all for reviewing my story! *squeals* I feel very loved. Ok anyhow moving on to the next chapter....read!!Escaping the TruthA Kenny and Butters- err I mean Leo SlashChapter 3:What the hell did you do with three whores

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

South Park High Chapter 1

A/N: OkayIdont know where Im going with this, honestly. Seriously. Iveread other South Park fics though and I either deeply loved themorcouldnt finish reading them. Theres two Kenny/Cartman fics thatI LOVE by the same person and theres an Eric/Kyle fic that I adorethat isnt finished yet. Reading all of these has made me want towrite my own. Hopefully, it wont come out like complete and totalgarbag

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Making Out of trouble Chapter 3

I loved writing the stories x) Because I never really do those things where a specific someone is telling the story anymore. Well, we're almost there. This is the second last chapter. The fic is overall I think pretty light. And my stuff has been getting really heavy to read ____ ... and write... But South Park can never be heavy! I should make more South Park stuff. I should also stop trying to k

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Still Not Funny Chapter 3

Wewere told that the trip would take a couple days after we had boughtour tickets. More specifically, when we got onto the train, they toldus that Welcome aboard! This train, bound for Philadelphia, willarrive at its destination at 7am, on Thursday morning. I slid openmy phone, which notified me that today was Monday, and it was 9am.Apparently we were gonna stop in Chicago for a little while. Were

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Innuendo Chapter 8

Craig supported the phone between the crook of his neck and his ear, hurrying around his room.So when can you be over, Craig? said his boyfriend on the other line. Craig smiled, slightly confused. Usually Tweek does nothing but twitch, and wont go near a phone. (In fear of being electrocuted, of course.) So Craig wondered why his usually anxious partner was now not only on the phone, but inviting

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Every Small Town Has Secrets Chapter 1

Every Small Town Has SecretsChapter One: You Give Up Your Soul Til You BreakdownBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: To my knowledge, there isnt a slash story about the parental units of the SP boys on this site. If there is, my bad. I'm still writing this. This is going to center mostly around Gerald/Stuart, with undertones of Gerald/Randy. Of course, its not AU, so we all know how its going to end- Gerald/Sh

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

I Never Really Thought Chapter 1

Alright, heres the firstchapter of my new story named I Never Really ThoughtI hopeits better than Nothing Else Matters. That story sucked, big time. Ihope U like this better. Reviews are always appreciated. =]---I never really thought it wouldend up like this, Stan sighed as he watched Wendy make out withKenny. But I guess I was sort of expecting it.The two sixteen year old bestfriends stood side

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

How to Save a Life Chapter 1

Chapter I:
Milkstone
Sitting upon the bench, he sighed with a breath lighter than feathers and allowed his crystallized air into the free sky. The vapor snapped into incredibly and unimaginably small spheres of crystal and ice where they melted swiftly into nothingness again.The dark-haired boy beside him presented a sly smile and talked amongst the other dark-haired children, a little c

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Still Not Funny Chapter 4

Killthe lights. These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars,fast women and cheap drinks-Islammed on the center button of my cell phone and shut off the alarm.The screen showed black text saying: 10:30am. I looked around. Wendywas gone, so I pulled the curtain up to see that Kyle and Kenny weresitting on their bed, talking to Wendy, who was standing next tosomeone I had never seen before.

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Innuendo Chapter 9

The air was warm and dry, reflecting the common California climate. Luckily for the four teens in a rusting, blue car, they had gotten the air conditioner working, (after many frustrated smacks to the side of the dashboard, of course,) and were driving happily through the would-be heated state.A few miles after the border, Kyle noticed something wrong. Are you kidding me? he demanded, smacking his

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Every Small Town Has Secrets Chapter 2

Every Small Town Has SecretsChapter Two: The Only Broken Hearted Loser Youll Ever NeedBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: Aha. Youve returned. I dont expect this to have high readership or anything, so every review counts towards an update. Id really like to see how people react to this. And Im tweaking the years. Theyre growing up in the late seventies/early eighties. I know Sharon and Randy supposedly met i

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

I Never Really Thought Chapter 2

Hey, heres the next part of INever Thoughtenjoy =] Ill try 2 proofread better this time.---Im tired, dude, Kyleyawned. Its three in the morning. Can we go to sleep?Stan yawned as well. He was stilldamp from the shower he took earlier. Sure. He turned off theWii and turned to his friend. Sowatcha wanna do?Uhm, sleep? Kyle answeredsarcastically.Stan laughed. Sorry. I spacedagain. You need pajamas?Ye

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

How to Save a Life Chapter 2

Chapter II:
I Hate Mondays
Monday (muhn-dey)n. the second day of the week, following Sunday.Bad. Terrible. Wrong. Displeasing. Unpleasant. Putrid. Immoral. Uncongenial. Ungodly.Damien worshiped Mondays. In his very honest opinion, Monday was one of the worst days in the week. Thats what made them so god-damned amazing. Everyone hated Mondays, as they rightfully should.Mondays were the re

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 1

Fight Fear With FireThis is not supposed to be a humorous story, like the summary may hint. :) Sure, it'll have funny parts, but I mean, it's not a full out humor thing. So, just wanted to say that.Disclaimer: I own nothing except for the life that is boring enough to write this. It all belongs to Matt and Trey. And Comedy CentralChapter One: Stan Goes Through Freaky Puberty- After waking up from

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Innuendo Chapter 10

Stan was shaking in fear and anxiety, but no one noticed. He tried to calm himself down a bit, but to no avail.In the hospital bed next to his, Kyle tilted his head over to his best friend. Stan looked at him and gave him a no-worries smile. Kyle weakly smiled back and closed his eyes. The raven-haired teen went back to staring at the ceiling in worry.He glanced at the door, wondering when the doc

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

Every Small Town Has Secrets Chapter 3

Every Small Town Has SecretsChapter Three: You Are Still A Whisper On My LipsBy: Jondy MacmillanA/N: I'm on a roll today with the updating. Haha, no one guessed right about the Craigs daddys name yet. Guess there will be some surprises. Thats good. Surprises are fun. I actually didnt know his name was Thomas until after Id finished that chapter and storyboarding the rest, and then when Tikal Tyran

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

I Never Really Thought Chapter 3

Alrighty then, third chapter. Itisnt over yet! ;]---Kyle! Stan called after hisfriend. This was the day that he vowed to tell his best friend thathe was in lo-crushing on his best friend.Kyle spun around. He saw Stanrunning over and smiled, waiting until he was standing in front ofhim. Hey, Stan. You got out late today.Yeah, Stan rolled his eyescasually. Stupid Mr. Dawson let us out like, fifteen

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Added: 15 years ago in South Park

How to Save a Life Chapter 3

Chapter III:
Friends
The final bell rang and Pip hefted himself and his bag up. He slung it over his shoulder and stepped gracefully towards the door.Damien, all anger and basalt eyes had left the room quickly before him. He had fast walked with that power stride of his away from him, away from the light and away from salvation.He took the time to stop by his locker and put away his thin

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Fight Fear With Fire Chapter 2

Fight Fear WIth FireFirst off, I would like to thank xxx0BlackRose0xxx for being awesome and reviewing! A big hug for you! This chapter is centered around Cartman. Yep.Disclaimer: I still don't own anything. *facepalm*Chapter Two: The Sore Loser Gets What He Wants- Eric Cartman's determination reaches a whole new level. -Cartman's POV-Hope you like it!Mmmph mmm mmm phmmm mm! Kenny sang, just befor

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